Dear Dean/Cas
Can one of you guys clean the shower and buy washing detergent? It's not my turn I did it last time
Sam
Dear Sam I haven't used the shower or the detergent so I don't understand why I should have to.
Cas
Dear Cas, you don't wash your clothes or shower? Urgh!"
Dean
Dear Dean I have no need to shower or wash my clothes, I'm self cleaning.
Cas
Self cleaning? You mean like a cat?
Dean
I don't lick myself if that's what you hinting at. It's a little known angel power, that's why you never see an angel in the shower or the launderette for that matter
Cas
To be honest Cas I've never looked for an angel in shower. But now we're on the subject on clothes maybe you should buy some new ones. The guy in the supermarket thought you were homeless because you always wear the same clothes
Dean
Dean just buy the detergent OK? My clothes don't self wash
Sam
Sam here's an idea maybe we could get Cas to wear our clothes and then he could "self wash" them. Our very own angel washing machine!
Dean
Dean! Seriously dude? Just go the store for detergent and buy bleach while you're at it to clean the shower too
All right Sam no need to have a cow. I'll go to the store after work and Cas I'm serious about the clothes. Hit the shops man
Dear Dean I have no money to buy clothes.
Cas
You mean you're cleaning up the mess in heaven and they don't even pay you? Never mind just angel shimmy into the clothes store and take what you need then vanish with it
Dean
Dean that would be wrong
Cas
Dean you didn't go to the store did you?
Sam
Ah sorry man, I was beat after work and I forgot, I'll go tonight I promise.
Dean I picked up your package from the post office. It's the Doctor Sexy boxset you ordered from ebay
Cas
I didn't order that, where did that come from?
Dean
Dean, OK I'll send it back then, there's obviously been a mistake
Cas
No it's OK Cas just leave it in my room and I'll sort it myself when I get back from work
Dean
Cas he's only saying because he's a fan but he's too embarrassed to admit to buying the boxset
Sam
Dean you owe me $10 I bought the detergent and bleach
Sam
Sam I left the money on the counter for you. Cas did you open and watch my Doctor Sexy boxset? It's meant to be new and sealed
Dean
Dear Dean, so it is your boxset? You said it wasn't so I didn't think you'd mind if I watched it.
Cas
Cas I guess that's OK. What did you think of it?
Dean
Dear Dean I found it slightly confusing but strangely addictive
Cas
Cas, that's exactly it. Sam you should watch it. It's actually pretty good.
Dean
Sure I'll give most things a try at least once as long as you promise not to tell Bobby. I'll never live it down if he finds out I actively chose to watched Doctor Sexy.
Sam
You're secret's safe with me Sammy, Doctor sexy marathon Saturday night. Are yon in Cas?
Dean.
Dean I'm in
Cas
You idjits! I came by to see how you were getting on in your new place and I find out you're having Doctor Sexy marathons. What next? Braiding each others hair and panting your toenails?
Bobby