A.N. Ah another series I will be cranking out once in awhile. Short ficlets mainly focusing on Rock or Revy (Or both). Some A.U. I will place a M rating because although the chapters will vary in the ratings, some of them will be a hardcore M.

Disclaimer : I do not own Black lagoon

Chapter 1 Kid Rock

She couldn't help it. Looking down at the boy in front of her with a terrible hair cut, dressed in an outfit that mimicked Rocks, made her laugh hard.

"That's a good one kid."

He looked towards her with a frown. "Revy, it is me."

"Look, I give you credit for looking like and sounding like the dork, but you forgot one important thing. He ain't a kid."

His facial expression soured as he folded his arms. "Revy", he whined. "Please I need you to believe me."

She snorted, sitting on the couch placing her hand on his head thumping it. "Alright office boy, indulge me."

Grabbing his head rubbing it tenderly he pouted. "What do I have to do to make you believe me?"

"For starters, tell me how we met."

"That one is easy, you held a gun to my face and kept me hostage. Couldn't get a dime out of my company for ransom so you adopted me into the group." He looked over towards her. "Now is that enough?"

Well shit.

"So what are we gonna do Dutch?" Benny whispered looking towards Rock who currently jumping up attempting to get his wallet back from Revy.

Dutch sighed. "Revy, give the man his stuff back and stop being a bully." Looking back at Benny. "I don't know Benny boy, never had to deal with any shit like this before. All I can say is, we wait."

Revy laughed as she pulled his wallet up for the umpteenth time. She bent down to give it to him before feeling a kick to the shins. "You little shit", she grabbed him by his shirt.

"Hey", Dutch got her attention, prying Rock away from her grasp.

"Look, obviously Rock is not, his normal self. But we still have to resume business as usual until then."

"What I gotta look after him?"

"You surprised? You always do."

"Yeah but this time, c'mon look at him Dutch." She pushed Rock. "He cant even defend himself from something so minor. How the hell is he gonna survive?"

"Then I guess you'll have to do double duty then."

Dutch sent them to the Rip off church to run an errand. He tried to keep things business as usual despite his appearance. Making Rock a bit relieved. However with Revy left having to drive and handle the labor intensive side of things, she began to take her aggression out on him.

"Alright mini man, just let me do the talking and stay behind me alright?"

"Revy, we both know I'm the negotiator of the group."

"Yeah, seeing as how that's the only thing you can do." She spat causing him to wince.

They approached the doors of the church spotting Eda loudly smaking gum.

"Well, well. When did you have time pop out at kid you slut?" Eda crouched down looking at him before laughing. "Even have him dressing like his daddy. At least he has one good role model."

"Fuck you. This IS Rock."

Her eyes widened as she took off her shades. "No way."

"Hey Eda", he sighed taking a seat.

"Weren't you a little cutie", He flinched as she pinched his cheeks. He was relieved when Revy came to his side

"Enough already", she swatted Eda's hand away. "Don't fuck with him ok? You already know he's sensitive."

"Oh look at your Two Hands, being all maternal and shit. Or is it, you're just standing up for your little man." Eda roared with laughter as Revy and Rock

mirrored the same expression of annoyance.

"Anyway we came here to find out if the goods came in or not. So"

Shots began to ring inside of the church. Rock felt Revy's hand around his neck pulling him towards the floor. "Goddammit Eda"

"What are you blaming me for? And who said you could use the good Lord's name in vain, bitch?"

They both moved to a wall peering outside at the assailants. "Its not that many, we can take them." Revy grinned cocking her gun.

"Rock", she yelled duck and hide somewhere would ya?"

It didn't take long for them to clear out the yard. Unloading magazine round after magazine without fail. Eda and Revy tapped each others gun before looking around at the damage. "Well shit partner, looks like the Lord's house isn't bullet proof."

"Fuck you too."

"Rock? Yo Rock where'd ya go?"

She spotted him curled up in a corner under the pew shaking. At first she thought of laughing at the sap but then, she remembered the feeling well. Being young and helpless. Unable to do anything at that age without any strength. "Hey Rocky", she whispered placing her hand on his head.

"Are they gone?" He asked with such a helpless look in his eye

"Yeah, all the bad guys are gone." She grinned. "You can come out now." She extended her hand to him.

"Eda", she called. "Seeing as how you don't have the goods in yet, we're out." She moved towards the door before pausing. Looking down Rock grabbed her hand, enclosing it in his. She felt her face burn with anger and embarrassment but decided to leave it be. She yanked him swiftly hoping Eda wouldn't notice.

"See ya later Revy, come back some time with that little mini man of yours." She screeched.

The night hadn't progressed much. They sat in the market eating as they always had. Revy looked over at her partner with his chin resting in his hand, deep in thought.

"Yo Rock, foods getting cold." She took a bite of her food looking in his direction.

"Oh, yeah." He said with a frown. Eating the food in silence.

Dutch ordered her to watch him until he turned back to normal whenever that would be. For his sake and hers, she wished for it sooner than later. They walked back to her apartment where he would be spending the night on the couch.

"Here ya go."

"I can take care of myself you know Revy."

"Yeah, clearly. Anyway you know my place knock if you need something." She flicked the light off. "Night."

"Yeah, night."

He tried his best to get comfortable but he had too much on his mind. He was terrified. Within the last few hours he began to fear that he might never return to normal. The thought of having to go leave the Lagoon because of his current state made him cry.

He heard Revy's door open swiftly.

"What the hell you crying about out here."

He turned away from her. "Leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother."

She placed a hand on his head softly. "C'mon." She lifted him off the couch and led him into her room. She motioned for him to lay down.

"I guess you are my Rocky baby."

"Revy", he replied sternly

"I'm just joking, jeez". She wrapped her arms around him nesting her head on his. He remembered there was a time he felt safe like this as a child. Wrapped in his mother's arms away from any danger.

"Revy", his breath hitched in fear. "What if I don't turn back?"

"Then I guess we'll have to find you a foster family", she snorted.

He frowned. Wriggling in her arms.

"I'll just do what I always do Rock. I'll have your back and shoot any fucker that tries to mess with you."

He turned to face her, rubbing away his tears. "You mean that?"

"C'mon you got kidnapped by a schoolgirl can't get any worse than that. You're still you, Rock. We all know that. So what you're a few sizes smaller that brain of yours is just fine", she ruffled his hair.

He turned around feeling her arms around his chest and he shifted comfortably in her bed.

"And when you turn 18 again", she whispered, "we'll have the most amazing sex you'll ever have."

His eyes widened. He hope he'd turn back to his old self soon.