Okay, well….if you read my Fan Fic about Gran, Abbeys…Gran, well this is about her. This is before Abbey came to live with her. I got reviews about her saying she was brilliant so I decided to make a story for her!!! This is Dedicated to Suchawolfgirl, one of the most talented writers ever!!!

Enjoy!!!! Oh!! Yeah happy new year!!! Woop 2010...or 20-10!!! Haha anyone watch smosh? Well you should!! Because periods suck and commas rule!!!

Hahaha!!! J

Gran: so you stick this inside this hole?

Hot Guy: Precisely.

Gran: Do you want to give it a go with me? **winks**

Hot Guy: Only if you say you don't own night world.

Gran: **sighs** fine.

And then they played a full sweating game of javelin in the hole!!!

What? What did you think it was hmmm??

"Okay, so im allowed to go to back street boys concert if I brush my teeth?" I smiled sweetly. My caretaker sighed.

"Fine, but then straight to bed! Im not catching you up again having a water balloon fight with ."

"You old chicks today are so boring."

", you live in a retirement home. We lost your birth certificate so for all we know you can bee four hundred years old."

"And that bossy, would be old. But no im only ninety eight and three quarters. But I looked thirty." she forced a smile out.

"Good night."

"Bye!" I waved with my fingers.

'SCORE!' I thought. Im having a striper party, what ever that is, at the club, AND going to a back street boys concert. Life cant get better. I tried to get out of my bed but I couldn't. damn these legs! I blame having a baby on this! My daughter, ruler of the big chompy things…..umm….oh yeah shapeshifters, did this to me. What ever! Okay I should just use my powers. But I could get in trouble. Yep, did you see my caretaker. Yeah she was hired by my daughter to watch over me in this retirement home. apparently I couldn't be trusted with using my powers, or to shape shift. Not that I wanted to. When I was young I really liked ducks. And you'll never guess what animal I can turn into. Yep a duck. I mean really, I could have chosen a ninja duck or something. But nooo. Im a duck. I look around my room and smile. When I first got here I was like, Nuh-Uh sister! It was boring. So I painted my walls bright pink and stuck up posters of cute boys everywhere.

I looked at my clock. Great, im late. I used my power to get up, strengthening me. I got up and my feet my dancing floor. I had the covers covering my outfit for the night. I had a pair of hot pants on, with a white top where my cleavage was visible, very visible. would certainly like the outfit I have on. I slipped into some high shoes and assessed my self in the mirror. I put hot pink eye shadow go all over my eyes, and eye liner. I covered my face in foundation, trying to make my wrinkles look like scars I got from doing relations with James, James Bond. At least that's what I think. I loaded dark red lipstick onto my lips. I looked into the mirror.

"Yeah." I told my reflection.

"I look shit hot." I giggled at swearing.

And then I left whilst singing I like big buts, my favourite song. Of course because it was about me. Obviously.