Supernatural Twilight

Forks, Washington

Castiel appeared in front of the two Winchester brothers, looking worried; "You can't do this, it's the Apocalypse, and you're going to attack the kids from Twilight?"

"That's the plan," Dean said opening the trunk of his '67 Chevy Impala "come on Sammy"

"Why exactly are we doing this?" Sam asked exiting the car.

"Because those brats gave vampires a good name, People aren't afraid of them anymore." Dean answered reaching for a sliver knife.

Dean walked off into the woods Castiel and Sam following reluctantly, in a few minutes they reached the Cullen household.

Dean walked to the door and knocked; moments later Edward answered the door. "What do you what?"

"This!" Dean said stabbing Edward repeatedly in the chest. The vampire fell. (Don't ask for an explanation of why Edward didn't read Dean's mind and stop him)

"How could you do that?! He didn't do anything!" Sam yelled

"You're a monster." Castiel said in shock.

"Hey," Dean yelled "Why do you care if the gay Lost Boy dies?"

"Umm…" Sam murmured.

"You're not one of them are you?" Dean bellowed

"A vampire?" Castiel asked

"No worse… a Twi-hard."

"Of course not…" Sam said after a moment of silence.

"Good." Dean said walking into the house.

Castiel turned to Sam, "We can't let him do this."

"Come on Dean," Castiel whispered walking toward the hunter "Can't you attack the Vampire Diaries People?"

Cutaway

"Mr. Collins, that last joke was not acceptable!" The CW producer did not look happy. "You can insult Twilight but you can't insult one of our own shows."

"I'm sorry, sir." Misha looked up at his boss.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time."

End Cutaway

Emmett Cullen heard something from the next room he immediately dashed across the floor, and saw three figures standing in the next room over an incapacitated Edward.

"FINALLY!" Emmett yelled, "I'd thought he'd never shut up, but all you need to do is stab him multiple times in the heart."

BAM!

The Colt quickly dispatched the large vampire.

(While we're at it don't ask how Alice didn't see this coming either)

The pixie-like Cullen ran into the room "What happened?!"

"Payback happened," Dean said aiming the Colt once more.

Dean was shoved against the wall, Jasper Hale was his assailant.

"Don't even think about it!" the vampire threatened.

Two more vampires, Bella and Rosalie ran in.

While that happened Sam slashed at Jasper with a dagger freeing his brother.

Dean took aim and fired taking down Bella.

Sam now ready to defend his brother lunged at Rosalie.

Rosalie threw Sam off against the other wall.

Dean fired a hail of bullets toward his brother's attacker.

One hit its mark, the others unintentionally hit Alice.

Jasper grabbed Dean violently.

"It wasn't on propose, I meant to get the blonde." Dean struggled.

"Fine, That I'll accept." Jasper said dropping Dean.

"I'll spare you 'cause you're pretty cool." Dean told the vampire.

Renesme walked into the room and saw the carnage. "What happened?" she yelled.

"YOU!" Castiel yelled "You ruined the end of the books! Bella was supposed to end up with Jacob!"

The angel pounced at the dhampir.

Sam grabbed Castiel holding him back. "You can't do it she's just a kid!"

"I have no problem with that; I almost killed one in the Antichrist episode, remember?"

"Cass relax!" Dean yelled

"I can't"

"Relax," Jasper said coolly.

The angel went limp and stopped struggling.

"Thanks."

Minutes later Dean, Sam, and Cass left the Cullen house; their mission was complete.

"Now can we get back to dealing with the Apocalypse," Castiel asked.

"You're right now I have to kill the greatest evil known to man." Dean said thinking over what Cass said

"Lucifer?" Sam asked

"Hell no!" Dean replied

"Then what"

"Disney Channel Stars."