Nina goes shopping for a table.
one day nina was like "my table has splinters its very uncomfy i need another one"
so she went to like the furniture store and shes like "i want a table smooth with lotsa corners" and gets a nosebleed thinkn about it and passes out then awakes and the furniture person is like "oh you passed out you wanna buy a table still" and shes like "yeah fersher" so she looks around but doesnt find one she likes
"thats too big how am i suppose to rub my crotch i mean... uh.. eat my dinner off of it?" Nina said lookn at the big table.
"ok what about this one?" furniture clerk asked
and nina is like "eh too small again id haveta be on my knees to masterba- i mean uh... eat dinner off of it ___ "
then she was like "woooooooee is meeeeeh i will never find a table that i may pleasure myself erm i mean my tastebuds so that i may eat dinner off of it _____ WOOOOOOEE IS MEEEEEEEEHH!!!"
then she went next door to the game room and saw a fooseball table, has a riversized nosebleed, recovered, bought the table and took it home where you were to never see her again, but its rumored that late at night on a full moon if you listen closely youcan hear the faint sound of a table rocking back and forth and soft moaning.
the end!! or is it!??! dun dun duuuunnnn.