The Marvelous Adventures Of The Baby Avengers
AaAaAaAaAa
A/N:: Okay So I was having writer's block with 'Mommy's Boys' and I wanted to do something Halloweeny so...this came out in an attempt to stump my writer's block and the next chapter of Mommy's boys will be up Sunday night! Until then enjoy this! Oh and BTW, the Baby Avengers VS Baby X-Men comic is offically out and I'm SOOOO going to buy it this weekend! :D But Previews are up online so go check them out! Okay, on with the story...OH! One more thing, there's going to be sorta couples in this but since they're only babies it's nothing to heavy or even mild it's just soft little stuff you know? Little kid romance...even if the majority of it is slash. So we got: Stony, Hulkeye, Black Winter(Natasha/Bucky), Thorki. I swear this is it...enjoy.
AaAaAaAaAa
"Pwepare to face 'da wath of 'da vampiwre!" 2-year old Loki called out and the other children all froze.
"Thor stop your brother!" 3-year old Bruce hissed at his blonde companian as the youngest in the room buried his little chubby face into Bruce's chest,"He's scaring us!"
"BROOOTHER!" 3-year old Thor called out and started to search the room for him,"Brother stop yous games! Yous is scaring everyones!"
Loki's head popped out from behind the couch and he grinned, showing off his fake vampire fangs,"But Brudder 'dat's the point!" He sighed and then hissed at the smaller children who squeeled and clung to the nearest person.
"WOKI!" 2-year old Pepper shouted and stomped over to him fuming, the little black-haired boy only laughed and disappeared back behind the couch.
"Me no wike him!" 1-year old Clint Barton cried and hid his face in Bruce's chest, trembling in the other boy's arms.
"Loki stop it!" Bruce said in his most threatening voice, he didn't like it when Clint was upset. When the one-year old was upset, he was upset and when Bruce was upset everyone was upset.
The boy in question climbed up the back of the couch, crossed his arms and pouted,"Fine." He scowled,"But I don'ts see what the big dweal is! Cwint's such a baby!"
"He IS a baby." Pepper barked,"And you're such a meanie!"
Loki's pout faded and he tumbled onto the couch-cushions giggling,"Meanie! Meanie!" Over and Over.
"What's going on in here?" A firmilar voice rang out and all the kids' head turned to the doorway where their baby-sitter, 15 year-old Phil Coulson stood in his Halloween costume holding one wiggley toddler in his arms and a bunch of other kids following him.
"Loki's being a meanie!" Pepper cried out and Phil sighed, setting the wiggley child down on the floor with his friends and putting his hands on his hips.
"Loki what have I told you about getting into the Halloween stuff early?" He asked and Loki took his fangs out of his mouth.
"To not do." He said softly, eyes darting down to the floor.
"And I leave for 5 minutes to wash Tony's face and you think it's okay to put on something and try and scare the little ones?" Coulson asked and Loki shuffled.
"I'm sowwy Coulson." He said and hugged the baby-sitter's leg.
"Now don't let me catch you in the Halloween stuff again!" Coulson said as he sat down on the couch beside the little 2-year old,"Your mommies and Daddies left your Halloween stuff here with you so I can take you all out trick or treating tomorrow."
3 year-old Rhodey tugged on Coulson's pant-leg,"When will they be back?" He asked, not that he didn't like Coulson or anything. He just didn't like Loki and his annoying pranks and the way Clint would cry soon after said pranks ooccured.
Coulson lifted Rhodey up onto his knee,"They'll be here to pick you up Monday Morning so that means you get to spend the weekend here with me."
"Cans wes has pizzas fors dinners thens?" 2 year-old Natasha asked as she climbed up onto the couch by herself and crawled onto Coulson's lap.
"Sure thing Tasha, and after we get home we can all watch a movie before bed."
"WOW!" 3-year old Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes said in unsion, "We're going to up way past our usual bedtimes!"
Coulson smiled and raised an eyebrow,"Would you prefer to go to bed as soon as we get back?"
"Shut up Steve!" 2 year-old Tony Stark barked and nudged his friend hard in the ribs,"I want to stay up!" He added in a whisper so Coulson wouldn't hear.
"But Tony, it'll be past our bedtimes..."
"You're so lame." Tony rolled his eyes and Steve looked on the verge of tears.
"I am not lame!" He shouted at the other boy, voice cracking a little and he turned to face Coulson,"I'm not right?"
Coulson smiled down at him,"Actually Steve, I think you're very cool."
Steve grinned and placed his little hands on his hips,"See Tony? Coulson thinks I'm cool!"
"Coulson thinks everybody's cool!" Tony pouted before climbing up onto the couch and snuggling up beside the babysitter.
Coulson smiled, he knew this little trick Tony would always try to pull on him. Act extra adorable so Phil would do something he wanted,"Something on your mind Lil'Man?"
Tony stared up at Phil with big, sad puppy dog eyes and in his sweetest voice asked,"Can we watch some Halloween movies?"
"That depends, what kind of Halloween movies?"
"Scary!" Tony and Rhodey shouted in unison and Pepper and Steve whimpered. Phil noticed this and shook his head.
"How about Scooby Doo?"
Tony pouted and crossed his arms,"Fine but it's not really scary."
Phil smirked,"You might be singing a different tune when you're watching it."
AaAaAaAaAa
Phil chuckled when he noticed how quiet the room had gotten when the 10 children had all started to watch 'Scooby Doo on Zombie Island', Even Tony had shut up and was staring at the TV with big, scared eyes.
Clint trembled at the sight of the cat-creatures and the zombies, clinging to Bruce like a life-line and the older boy in turn, clung back. Pepper and Rhodey were both eating some popcorn, not taking their little eyes off the screen and Natasha and Bucky were watching with big grins. Steve had his teddy-bear(Which was named Bucky-bear Since Bucky had given it to him) in his little hands and everytime something scary would happen he'd hold it up in front of his eyes to block his vision. Loki, Thor and Tony were all sitting close together, The blonde toddler holding onto his brother's hands and when one of the cat-creatures jumped out, Tony grabbed the 2 year-old's other hand.
Then the movie ended and the babysitter smiled, turning off the TV and scooping a half-asleep Clint into his arms,"Okay Bedtime."
"But Coulson! We not tired!" Tony protested, rubbing his eyes and surpressing a yawn.
"That's not really convincing buddy." Coulson chuckled once more, picking up the Stark boy in his other arm."Besides it's getting late and if you don't go to bed the Cat-Creatures will get you!" He teased, not aware that the other 8 children started to shake and tremble in fear.
"We shoulds go to beds Tony!" Pepper said quickly, racing ahead of Coulson with Natasha at her side.
"Yeps!" The other girl said as Coulson and the others followed them into the guestrooms where they were staying. Phil's own parents were out of town for the week but before leaving the helped their son set the room up for the children. 8 cots had been set up and an old crib had been pushed against the wall, there was already a bed in there for one of the kid's to sleep in.
Setting Clint down in the crib, Phil turned to help the others into their beds. Tony had claimed the bed and was busy trying to scale up the side and onto the mattress, Steve was already in the cot between Tony and Bucky holding onto Bucky-Bear for dear life and his bestfriend was completely hidden under the covers. Natasha was in the cot beside Bucky's and Phil helped Pepper climb into the cot across from her. Thor's hands shook as he pulled his blanket up over his head and his brother rolled his eyes before flipping over onto his side and looking away. Rhodey pulled his pillow over his head and buried his face into the matress(Prefering to sleep on his stomach instead of his back) and Bruce was already drifting off in his own cot.
"Goodnight guys." Phil said softly and flicked off the light, recieving a chorus of 'Night Phils' as he shut the door and went back into the living room to watch a movie by himself.
AaAaAaAaAa
Tony's eyes burst open in fear, he'd heard something coming from the kitchen! The brunette crawled out of bed making sure to be as quiet as possible as tip-toed over to Steve's cot and tapped on the other boy's shoulder.
"Steve...Steve wake up please..." He said softly and the blonde opened his baby blue eyes.
"T-Tony? Tony what is it?" Steve asked with a yawn but Tony shushed him.
"Steve something's in the kitchen!" Tony whispered, "There's something in the kitchen! It's going to get us!"
Steve rolled his eyes and sighed,"Tony that movie must have really scared you if you think that the-"
CRASH!
The other children's eyes all burst open and the children began shouting things at eachother.
"What was 'dat?!"
"Me scared!"
"PHIL!"
"This isn't funny guys!"
"What's going on?"
"Phil! Phil! Phil"
"GAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
"Brother! Brother hold me!"
"Everybody shut up and listens to me!" Tony screamed and put his hands on his hips, all eyes turned to him. "There's something in the kitchen and I'ms guessing it already gots Phil! So we're on our own now! We gots to face that monster and avenge Coulson! Who's with me!?"
Nobody said a thing at first but Thor raised his hand and asked,"Does being with yous mean having to go into the kitchen with the monster?"
Tony frowned and sighed,"Yes dummy! Now come on!" he barked and started to walk towards the door.
"Tony don't!" Steve screamed and jumped out his cot, running to stop the toddler from running off to face the monster alone and grabbing the other boy's arm. "He'll get yous too!"
"Thens whats you wants to dos?" Tony asked crossing his arms in front of his chest.
"We needs a plans of attack!" Steve said as Tony jerked his arm free.
"I has a plan, Attack!" He shouted before making a mad dash out of the room with an angry Steve following him and shouting,"STOP!"
Bucky crawled out of his cot and onto the floor, getting up quickly he chased after the two. "YOU CAN'T GO ALONES! THE MONSTER'LL GETS YOU BOTHS!"
Natasha screamed,"Bucky nos!" and tumbled out of her own cot and onto the floor, knocking over Pepper, Thor and Loki's cots.
"HEY!" Loki protested storming out after the red-head, wanting to give her a piece of his little two-year old mind and Thor yelped in terror.
"BROOOOOOTHER! NOOOOOOOOO!" The blonde screamed in fear racing out after him and waking Bruce in the process.
"Wha's Going ons?" The brunette asked rubbing his eyes. Pepper pulled him out of bed and started to fill him in on what was happening.
"Dere's a monster in the kitchen and everyone's going afta it!" She told Bruce,"We has to go saves the others!"
Bruce nodded and ambled over to Clint's crib, the baby was very much awake and staring out at the room curiously. The brunette smiled warmly at him and carefully took him out of the crib, Bruce was strong for his age so he had no problem carrying the little blonde out to the kitchen with Pepper at his side.
No less then 5 minutes after they left a confused Rhodey sat up in bed,"Hello?" He called out but everyone else was gone
AaAaAaAaAa
Two dark figures moved around in the kitchen, there was a soft 'popping' sound coming from the microwave set on the Island and once one of the figures opened up the fridge and took something out.
"Theys is getting stuffs to cook us in." Tony whispered to Steve who nodded in agreement.
"What shoulds we do?" The little blonde whispered.
"I says we grabs da' kitchen knives and cooks 'dem!" Natasha hissed out in anger, how dare these monsters cook Phil!?
Bucky nodded and grinned,"I likes that idea!'
Pepper shook her head,"Well I don'ts thinks that's a good idea..."
"You gots a betters one?" Bucky asked as Loki stood up.
"Is has an ideas!" He told everyone and before any of the other children could react, he leapt up onto the island.
"BROOOOOTHER!" Thor screamed out, jumping up after him in yet another attempt to save his brother's life.
"NO THOR!" Everyone else screamed as one of the figures shouted,"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
The children gasped at the langauage and Steve covered Clint's ears,"He said a bad word!"
Suddenly the lights went on in the kitchen and a confused looking Phil stood in the doorway taking in the sight of the 7 children hiding behind the island, Thor standing on the island and Loki on one of his bestfriend's shoulders.
"What's going on?" He asked just as the 7 children who were still on the floor ran over to him and hugged his legs screaming things like,"You're alive!" over and over.
"Ofcourse I'm alive! Why wouldn't I be?" Coulson asked.
"BECAUSE THE MONSTERS WERE GOING TO EATS YOU!" Bruce screamed out and pointed to the two people standing in the kitchen, one of whom was still trying to pry Loki off his shoulders.
"Guys, these are my friends Nick Fury and Maria Hill! I invited them over to watch a movie!" Phil laughed and rolled his eyes, hurrying to remove Loki from Nick's shoulders.
"He said a bad word!" Pepper said pointing at Fury who sighed.
"Phil why'd you invite us over if your on supernanny duties?" Maria asked putting her hands on her hips.
"Because I thought they were all asleep!" Phil protested.
"What does Fuck means?" Tony asked innocently and everyone went quiet.
"FURY!"
"It wasn't my fault! I was ambushed by a flying brat and so I couldn't help it!"
"Seriously Coulson what's it means?!"
"TONY! Stop saying that!"
"Fuck Whys?"
"TONY!"
AaAaAaAaAa