The Fairy Tale At Bob Evans
Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a princess by the name of Rae-rae. Now Rae-rae wasn't always a princess, before Prince Ricky-Dick found her she lived in Aurora, a little town far from the castle. Her days were filled with smiles, laughter, work, school, and coffee. Rae-rae tried her best to stay away from home because her family life with her two brothers and parents didn't always run smoothly. Where most peasants would go to the marketplace to mingle, Rae-rae preferred going to Bob Evans to feed her caffeine addiction. On this infamous day Prince Ricky-Dick was visiting the neighborhood and decided to see what all the talk about Bob was. Upon entering he laid eyes on Rae-rae, he took a seat close to her so he could watch her. As she downed cup after cup of the brown liquid, Ricky-Dick watched in amazement. He's never seen a girl drink so much at one time! Rae-rae continued to laugh with her friends, not noticing Ricky-Dick watching her. She stood up to leave and started walking out the door when Prince Ricky-dick followed and grabbed her hand stopping her in her tracks. She paused in her steps and looked at her hand and then up to the man who was holding it. He was asking her, her name but she was too stunned to answer all she knew was that she had to get home, she didn't have time to chat. Her hand slid out of his easily as she quickly ran to her carriage and revved its engine. She quickly left the parking lot, with only the picture of Ricky-Dick's eyes in her head. Ricky-Dick went back to the castle but forever was haunted by the coffee drinking goldilocks. His parents were pushing him to marry but he knew he wouldn't be happy unless she was his wife. An idea finally struck him- he was going to throw a coffee-drinking contest for women only, the woman who won would become his wife. Word was sent out to every village. Rae-rae heard the contest and figured what did she have to lose. She left for the castle to enter the contest; if she won it would be an easy way out of her life of work, school, and family. The line of contestants was long, they all lined up and the drinks were laid out before them. The gunshot sounded and they were off drinking as much as they could in the allotted five minutes. Prince Ricky-Dick didn't watch, he stayed in the castle, waiting for the winner to be brought to him. The final minute was coming to a close and finally the second gun shot rang out ending the competition. The judges came around and judged how much each drank. Rae-rae won by a large margin. She was quickly taken into the castle and there standing in front of her was the dark-eyed stranger from Bob Evans. Finally she told him her name and then he asked her to be his bride. Rae-rae was a little shocked but she did give him an answer, she would marry him only if Bob Evans could be relocated to outside the castle walls. He agreed and they wed. Every day Princess Rae-rae and Prince Ricky-Dick can be found drinking coffee at Bob Evans, down on the farm. They lived Happily Ever After.
The End