Put out of work by Hasbro's new line of MLPs and desperate for publicity, the original ponies have agreed to help promote a variety of products. Already, the unfortunate Applejack has been recruited for an Applejacks cereal ad. Now we turn to one of the unicorns and discover where this turn of events has taken HER . . .



Galaxy sits between three women in wacky, bright clothes. She looks nervous.

Director (off-camera):
Okay, ready? Hey Galaxy, where's your costume?

Galaxy:
Do I *have* to wear it?

Director:
Just for this shot. I promise.

With a sigh, Galaxy dons a dark purple turban type hat and a green robe thing.

Galaxy (mutters):
I feel so silly like this!

Director:
Okay . . . action!

Woman #1:
Do you have questions about your life? Do you need advice? The Psychic Friends can help!

Woman #2:
That's right! And now you can get five minutes *absolutely free*!

Galaxy (without much energy):
What a bargain!

Woman #3:
Let's take a caller!

Voice of a caller:
Hi . . . Wow, I'm so excited to be calling!

Woman #2:
Hi there! I sense that you're worried about your boyfriend.

Caller:
You are SO right! I think he might be cheating on me . . .

Galaxy:
No he's not.

Woman #1 (ignoring Galaxy):
Well, I think you already know . . . you already have the evidence.

Galaxy:
But he's not!

Caller (ignoring Galaxy):
*gasp* How did you know?

Woman #1, #2, and #3:
SHE'S A PSYYYYYCHIC!

Galaxy:
*groan*

Voice of a different caller:
I'm calling with regards to my job . . .

The three women nudge Galaxy, who hesitates a moment before speaking.

Galaxy:
I . . . sense that you have blue wallpaper in your office. With stripes.

Caller:
Uh . . . well, yeah . . .

Women #3:
Errr . . . and you're going on a trip soon!

Caller:
Whoa, you hit the nail right on the head! I was just about to go out for lunch! How could you possibly know???

Galaxy:
Because it's 11:50.

Woman #1, #2, and #3:
SHE'S A PSYYYYYCHIC!

Galaxy:
. . .

Several minutes of excrutiating overacting (from the women) and icy glares (from Galaxy) follow on the set. After the commercial is done, Galaxy approaches the director.

Galaxy:
So . . . what are you going to do about the fire?

Director (confused):
What??

Galaxy:
You know--the fire on the set. What are you going to do about it?

Director:
But the set isn't on fire!

Galaxy:
It will be a few minutes.

Director:
How do you know? *GASP* I'll call the fire department!!

He runs off. A few sparks dance around Galaxy's horn as she smiles.

Galaxy:
Call it . . . a premonition.