Disclaimer: I don't own him. But…one day...soon...I'll get you, Inuyasha. And your little ears, too! Lol. Wizard of Oz. More like Demon of Feudal Japan. But anyway...On with the story!


33 ways to annoy Inuyasha

Tug on his [amazingly cute] ears

Call them cute

Huggle him whenever he isn't smiling (which is often, you can thank me later)

Rant about how Sesshy is so much hotter than him

Rant about how Kouga is so much hotter than him

Steal his Ramen.

Compare him in every possible way to...um...someone much more important than him?

Keep stealing his Tessaiga

Tell him Kagome wants to see him, then run and hide when he gets mad when he gets back

Tell him to do it while she is bathing *Evil Laugh*

Make fun of him whenever he gets "sat"

Smirk at him then say "Oh nothing" when he asks what the heck you are doing

Scream at him whenever he chases Kagome back down the well

Say he has something on his haori, then when he looks down do that thingie

When he gets mad say that he had it coming, then run away

Say "OMG! NARAKU'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU INUYASHA!" Then when he looks back say "Whoops. Just another monkey."

Run around the camp screaming "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NARAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Smack him over the head with Sango's boomerang

Imitate Kagome's voice saying "Sit Boy!" then film his reaction

Stick ear buds in his ears and turn up the 'Elmo's World' theme song as loud as you possibly can

Put an ice cube down his inner haori and just enjoy the show

Make Shippo turn into Kagome and have him kiss Inuyasha then turn back and say it's Shippo

Take Shippo and run like hell when he gets mad

Yell YOLO as loud as you can then kiss him. Lol.

Tell him his demon form isn't really intimidating

Constantly ask him why he doesn't have a tail

Throw a bucket of water on him

Throw a snowball at him

Cover him in chocolate and throw him to the fangirls

Trip him while he walks

Defeat him in a battle

Chuck Shippo at him

Make him put on a tux. By himself. Nuff said.


Well there you have it. So if you ever meet him, (CALL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE) make sure to use this list! Review in the big box below this if you liked it! Thx pplz and make sure to check out my other stories!

~Crazycoconut191