Chris POV
"Season 3 of Total Drama folks, the world is gonna be mine! Sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with some traveling teen freak shows. They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So, let's meet our players." "Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna!"
"Are there reserved seats? I mean, can I have one not behind Heathers pony-hair ponytail?" Gwen asks
"Um, my extensions are human hair!" An Offended Heather says.
"You learn something new everyday." Duncan says as Gwen giggles.
"Lindsey, Owen, DJ and Harold!" I continue before hearing Owens struggles. "Guys?"
"Sweet Strawberry Preserves, No!" Owen exclaims.
"He is afraid of flying, remember?" DJ says.
"Aerophobia from the Latin, as opposed to Aero-nausea phobia, the fear of Air Sickness." Harold says with his Facts.
"Keep up the fascinating facts and i'm going to be Aero-nauseas all over you." Noah says Sarcastically.
"And returning favorites Noah, Cody and-" I start before getting cut of by Ezekiel.
"Yo Yo Yo, This years winner is in the house, or bus, I mean runway! Ezekiel says
"Wheres the plane ay?" Ezekiel asks confused.
"I know right? Let's fly!" Izzy exclaims jumping onto his shoulders.
"Watch out!" Ezekiel exclaims as he and Izzy fall over.
"Yep, Izzy back" I said completely ignoring Ezekiel. "Also returning this season, Tyler!" I say as Tyler does a pose and trips onto Izzy.
"And, the Co-Host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!"
"Woah!" Bridgette screams falling onto the fallen bodies.
"Yo Chris, you forgot to introduce me" Ezekiel says to me.
*Sigh* "And Ezekiel" I say annoyed.
"And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh. We're adding three new competitors. He's an Honorable Student with a Diplomat for a dad, and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro!"
"Perhaps I can assist?" Alejandro says helping Izzy and Bridgette up.
"Wowee" Izzy says amazed at Alejandro's looks.
"I- I- I have a boyfriend!" Bridgette quickly says.
"And amigos, please allow me." Alejandro says helping Tyler and Ezekiel up this time.
"I like girls" Tyler says out of nowhere.
"And she's a super addicted superfan, with 16 Total Drama blogs, Sierra."
"Oh my god I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life!" Sierra says as she hyperventilates. "Anybody got a paper bag I can breath into?" She asks before squealing and running to Cody. " Oh my gosh Cody!, I dreamt of this moment only you weren't wearing a shirt."
"And lastly, A dude big as DJ, who can probably give Tyler a run for his money as a failed athlete, Colin!"
Colin POV
"So this is it huh?" I say stepping off the Bus. Im guessing the giant dude with a D on his shirt is DJ. And Tyler is the one wearing a jumpsuit because he looks like he can be an athlete. Nothing special about me, Just a plain white shirt and grey warmup pants. I get cut off from my thoughts as I hear a terrible screeching sound.
"What the!" Duncan exclaims as smoke comes from one of the Engines.
"What airplane is that?" I asked confused.
The screeching noise stops as the Deathtrap halts while bolts fly off.
"Excuse me, but I would like to express some concern about the safety of our plane." Courtney asks
"I agree with her, I don't think I would like to get in that deathtrap you call a plane." I say
"It's perfectly safe!" Chris says while a piece of the plane falls off. "Now aboard"
"No I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations, Call a cab, Call my mom!" Owen says completely scared, and I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't get on that plane even if my life depended on it, well I would but, you know what I mean.
Owen continues while Chris pulls out a pan, where? I have no idea.
"No, Im not doing this, I'm out! This is unethical!" Owen exclaims before getting knocked out with a Pan.
"Anyone else got a problem with it?" Chris asks us.
"No!" Cody said
"Love it" Lindsay Said
"Im fine" I said frantically
"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette exclaims.
"Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action! Right here on Total Drama, World Tour!"
"Seriously?" Me and Duncan said at the same time.
As we all got into the plane.
"Singing? Really, I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen says
"Well I don't have a problem with that." Courtney replies.
"Yeah, cuz you like singing." Leshawna points out.
"Well I don't! Girls sing. Little birdies sing! Ha-Ha. Duncans do not. Duncan says.
"I can probably rap a little." I say
"Think I get to beatbox?" Harold asks me
But before I could answer, "I'll beat you if you try." Duncan says to Harold, shaking his fist.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asks Chris.
"Yeah, not that Im a bad singer or anything." I say.
"Singing reality shows are huge! And the worse the singing the higher the ratings!" Chris explains. "Which on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or warnings!" Chris says as everyone starts complaining.
"Any-who, this is the dinning area where you'll enjoy in-flight meals." Chris continues.
"Not for long eh, prepare to lose to the Zeke!" Ezekiel exclaims.
"Okay, so not trying to be mean here but, you do know that you got voted out first last time right?" Gwen asks Ezekiel putting her hand on his shoulder.
"Word! And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-" Ezekiel started to say before getting cut off by Chris.
"Chattier, blabber, can't shut-upier, now zip it and let me finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight!"
"Is there a ladies room?" LeShawna asks.
"Just through there." Chris said pointing behind him.
"Good, cause I gotta make a deposit!" Leshawna said going into it. Then we heard "Theres a camera in the potty!? Again!? Can't a sister have a little privacy on this program? LeShawna exclaims. I'm guessing that is where the confessional is.
"Losing teams will enjoy a luxurious economy class accommodations between destination." Chris explains.
"Oh boy, looks very luxurious here." I say sarcastically.
"Ok, well were are our beds?'" Lindsay asks.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris asks Owen who is half asleep.
"Plane…..No!" Owen exclaims before snoring and falling back into sleep.
"Nice thoracic pain, I like it" I say another sarcastic statement.
"That does not look comfortable." Heather says.
"No comfort for losers, safety harnesses and a emergency exit, but no comfort here, here, or there." Chris says. Safety harnesses? I thought safety was like a joke to him.
"HaHaHaHa! Omg Chris I am just LOL, Hahahaha! Sierra exclaims.
"Weird….." I say under my breath.
"We should hit the winners compartment eh? Cuz I ain't never gonna sit back here! Heh." Ezekiel says.
"Is never your policy on mouth wash to home-school?" Noah asks as I snicker.
"This is the first-class cabin. The domain of each week's winners." Chris says
"Now this is the kind of accommodation deserve" Alejandro says to Lindsay.
"Theres ladies in first class to? Oh! Me! You mean't me. Lindsay says
"That guy is as smooth as mama's gravy." DJ Says to Tyler
"Lindsay's supposed to like me." Tyler says saddened.
"No-one can compete with gravy." DJ says.
"Lindsay! I can do a handspring! Tyler starts doing a handspring before over-rotating and falling onto the ground.
"Ugh" Tyler groans In pain.
"I don't think being athletic is for you my guy" I say to Tyler helping him up.
"Oh my gosh, poor I- Im bringing on his name. Oh Oh! I know, Alejandro." Lindsay says
"Thats my name" Alejandro says as I sit next to Heather.
"And what a nice name, Alejandro, I could say it all day! Lindsay says.
"Please do." Alejandro smoothly replies as Heather starts to glare.
"Yeah I don't trust him either." I say to her.
"Whatever" Is all she says before getting up and leaving. Im guessing she is going to the confessional or something, but I don't ponder on it to much.
=========Confessional==========
Heather: I can see right through that guy. You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times better than talking in the toilet.
Chef: Maybe for you, I'm trying to prep for a fly here.
Heather: Hello? Banting. Shh! Anyways, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-
Chef: Deliciously seductive.
Heather: That was exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say.
Chef: Pretty good looking guy to boot, Im just saying.
Heather: *Groan* Forget this!
=========Confessional Done==========
"Woah! Where are we now? Cody asks
"A grand piano, wood burning pizza oven, a four person hot-tub with LED light-show and dancing waters?" Cody continues
"Im guessing this would be where Chris would stay at." I say
"How do I win this? My fearless LeShawna loves a hot-tub." Harold says
"Easy tiger, these are my quarters and there off-limits. Clear?" Chris asks Harold
"Crystal" Is the only thing Harold says
"Oh Chris! I heart your limits."
"Suck up" I say under my breath.
=========Confessional==============
Heather: Anyway, with Beth gone, Lindsayeth, and Ale-whatever looking like a real threat. My only real strategic option is to make friends with the new guy and girl. But pretending to like them? Is going to be hard, I do not heart the new guy or girl.
=========Confessional Done==========
"And that's pretty much it. Chris starts. I skipped the cargo hold, but I'm pretty sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I accidentally lock you in them." Chris finishes as the plane shakes.
"Woah" Bridgette yells falling into Alejandro arms.
"Señorita, are you okay?" Alejandro asks
"Is the earth moving?" Bridgette asks, clearly under Alejandro's voodoo spell or something.
"Nope we are! Woo!" Izzy replies.
"One more thing, I'm sure you remember a little something called the Elimination Ceremony? It takes place right in there my friends." Chris explains pointing towards the wooden stands.
"Yeah, I don't think any of us would classify you as friends." I say
"I would!" Sierra yells into my ear.
"Except the weird one." I say annoyed.
"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts-" Chris began explaining.
"I got a peanut allergy yo. Eh, more like a sensitivity" Ezekiel says cutting Chris off.
"You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame." Chris continued completely ignoring Ezekiel.
"Ok, I just don't like-" Ezekiel said before getting grabbed.
"Kinda like this!" Chris exclaims tossing Ezekiel out the Plane.
I couldn't really hear would he said, but I think it was about letting him back in or something.
"All eliminations are final bro!" Chris yells to Ezekiel closing the Door, as we all go to the dining room to wait to get to our destination.
=========Confessional==============
Colin: Theres not much I know about the other contestants, Alejandro is seductive, Lindsay isn't that bright, Tyler isn't athletic at all, Izzy is crazy, Sierra is just weird, Bridgette is under Alejandro's voodoo, and Owen seems like he eats a lot.
=========Confessional Done==========
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure, and further from mama." DJ says
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st, your my very own April fool."
I start to pull Cody away from Sierra, "Don't you think she is a bit, I don't know weird?" I ask Cody
"Well, a little bit" He responds.
I hear a bell ring as Chris slides into the room.
"What was that bell?" I ask
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time. So, let's hear it." Chris says.
"But, what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asks
"You have to make it up as you go, wouldn't be challenging otherwise now would it?' Chris explains
=======Time For The Singy Song======
Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra and Lindsay: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Harold and Cody: Sing!
Harold, Cody and DJ: Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ and Colin: Sing!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, Lindsay, Heather, LeShawna, and Bridgette: We're flying!
Harold, Cody, DJ, Colin, Tyler, Noah, and Alejandro: And singing!
Everyone except Duncan, Gwen and Owen: We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come Fly with us!
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!
Izzy: Got a lot of crazy, toons to bust! A-Ha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: Its a pleasure and a honor and a must.
Colin: And you need someone else you can trust.
Duncan: Dude this is messed, your singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you except? Chris is freaking insane! Uh!
Gwen: Yeah, but guys your singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and LeShawna: Come fly with us!
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef: I try.
Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: We're flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane! (Gets hit on the head with a pan)
Sierra, Cody, Colin and Heather: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!
Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Cody: Gwen sing it! Don't go!
Gwen: I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan, come on please?
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone except: Duncan, Owen and Ezekiel: Yeah!
Chris was reading a magazine, I'm pretty sure he ignored us. "Enough singing fruitcakes! Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning our descent into Egypt." Chef announced over the speaker. Musical numbers….worst idea ever. Chris is such an id-hey why is the PA light still on? Oh sh-"
"I'll be right back" Chris says pissed at Chef.
"Well somebody is getting screamed at." I say to no-one.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh?" Chris asked "Wow, it's a scorcher out here." He says taking a sip of his drink.
"Yeah, no shit" I complain.
"I call todays challenge Pyramid over under!" He starts
"An 11 hour flight, Chef's in flight cuisine and forced musical number, and now we've got a challenge?" LeShawna asked clearly annoyed.
"Don't you love this game? Chris asked while somebody fanned him.
"It's like were being cooked in a giant oven." Harold says.
"It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato." LeShawna says.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brain. It's a real problem in this area." Harold response
"The only problem here, is your mind. Aliens? Really?" I say while Chris clangs two Discs together.
"Man! That is satisfying! Alright, Pyramid over under means you choose how you get to the finish line. Either over, or under the pyramid. Got it? Chris asks.
We nod and line up at the start.
"Ready!" Chris starts
"They don't know I'm a sprinter, and I'm not a bad jumper either. I will go over it and dust all of them" I say in my mind.
"Set!" Chris continues
But before he could say go someone interrupts him, and I think I know who it was. "Wait up yo, you guys wait up!" Ezekiel screams
"Great, Its this guy again" I say
"I told you I wasn't gonna lose this Eh!" Ezekiel exclaims to Chris.
"Didn't we leave you in like Halifax, or Whitehorse, or Whatever?" Chris asked confused.
"It's called landing gear homie, I climbed it and hid with the cargo" Ezekiel says
"Impressive, but your still out" Chris says
"No way! Im in it to win it! Word! Ezekiel exclaims.
"Hey, it's your funeral" Chris responds.
"Set!" He says as I get ready instantly.
"Go!" He yells slamming the discs.
I went with Lindsay, Tyler, Bridgette and Alejandro to go over the Pyramid, as some others go under.
"Is it to late to go under instead?" Tyler asks
"Alejandro's doing okay" Lindsay tells to Tyler. "He is like the super cutest mountain goat in the world!"
"I think you should stop jumping like that amigo." I say as I easily pass him. I swear I saw him glare as he turns around and jumps back down towards Lindsay and Bridgette.
"Wait! I can be a goat!" Tyler says.
"May I be of assistance?" Alejandro asks Bridgette and Lindsay.
"Lindsay! Im a goat! Baaah!" Tyler says trying to climb the pyramid, but gets stung by a scorpion, falling back down.
"Poor sap" I say reaching the top of the pyramid in no time.
"I guess I'll jog back down, should take no time." I say starting to jog down 2 by 2. As I'm getting closer and closer to the bottom I can hear some screams come from inside. "Heh, lucky me." I chuckle as I hit the sand beneath me. "Hm, looks like I'm first." I say crossing the finish line.
"Nice work man" Chris says. "Go stand behind the number 1." He continues pointing to the #1.
A little bit of time goes by without much happening. I start hearing footsteps as I look up to see, LeShawna, Harold and DJ Run out the Pyramid.
"Good work guys!" Chris exclaims to them.
"We're second? We're second! DJ Yells to them.
"Go stand by Colin and the number one."
"In Egyptian It's Wahid" Harold says as Chris and I just glare at him. I see 3 people on what looks like a sign start surfing down the Pyramid.
"What a ride dude!" Bridgette exclaims. "Awesome!" She says after jumping off the sign.
"Ladies, after you" Alejandro says as Bridgette and Lindsay walk over to us while he follows.
"Not so fast" Chris says stopping Alejandro. "This season, three teams! Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one. Alejandro your the first member of team two!"
"In Egyptian its sínway." Harold says
"If its any consolation you do get." Chris says watching Tyler fall harshly on each pyramid block.
"Uhh, Tyler is it?" Alejandro asks.
"Yup! And you also get." Chris says watching Noah and Owen screaming and running. "Congratulations"
"Thats….wonderful" Alejandro says keeping his cool. Then we see Heather run out, while Sierra is holding Cody.
"Oh I'm so happy we found you, Heather aren't you so happy?!" Sierra asks Heather.
"I'm so happy I can scream." Heather says clearly annoyed.
"We did it! Group hug!" Sierra exclaims. "Come on Heath, you to!"
"Annnnd, hugs over" Chris says. "Sierra, get behind the number two. Heather and Cody, you'll be on team three."
"In Egyptian-" Harold says
"No-one cares Harold" Me and Chris say at the same time.
"Wheres Gwen? N-not like I care, just curious" Cody says. Which I knew was a complete lie.
"Uhhh, kids!" Chris says into a loud speakerphone as we hear a bell go off. "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever is not finished yet to give us a little musical reprise!"
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan yells clearly angry.
"Yeah! And this is a reprise, not a new song! So if you don't sing your out! So let's hear it!" Chris exclaims into the speakerphone.
"Ya know what? No. No. No No No No No No No." Duncan says jumping from step to step dragging Gwen and Courtney with him. "Three hours of these two squawking, on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat. And you want me to sing!? Forget it!" Duncan yells
"Dude, you have a contract." Chris replies
"Eat it McLean, if you need me I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home, because I'm out, done, I quit." Duncan says before walking back into the plane as Cody goes and helps Gwen up. Then, I see Izzy wrapped up and carrying what looks like a mummy.
"Izzy no!" Owen exclaims
"Your carrying the undead!" Noah screams.
"Cool!" Izzy exclaims. "Bite me and I can become your undead friend like Frankenstein." Izzy says before the mummy hops off her arms.
"Thanks for all the help ya knobs." Ezekiel says taking the wrapping off of him.
"Izzy go join team-" Chris says
"ḫámtaw or three." Harold says cutting Chris off.
"Come on guy! After all this you gotta let me back in the game." Ezekiel says
"Fine! Only because were down a man because of Dunky-mcquity-pants." Chris says "You join team two"
"Oh yeah!" Ezekiel yells
"Ok, Teams. Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name, you have three minutes while I enjoy this Ice cream cone." Chris says
"I guess it's decided" I say
"Team Victory!" We all yell.
"Team Amazon!" Courtney, Izzy, Gwen, Heather and Ezekiel Yell. We all see that the third team is having trouble picking a name.
"Got it, Team Chris is really really really really hot!" Sierra Exclaims.
"What?!" Alejandro, Tyler, Noah and Owen yell.
"Alright, best team-name ever!" Chris says.
"Of course you would say that." I said.
"And here are your rewards, Team Amazon, you win a camel!" Chris says. "Team Chris is really really really really really hot!"
"I think there were only four reallys." Alejandro says.
"I really think that, there is to many reallys in that really terrible team name, I mean really." I jokingly say.
"You win a goat!" Chris exclaims while the goat headbutt's Tyler. "And Team Victory, here you go!" Chris says tossing me a stick.
"So the guys in last get a camel, while we get a stick?" LeShawna asks.
"Yeah I agree! What the hell is this!?" I yell.
"All will be explained, If I feel like it." Chris replies.
"Next time! Right here! On Total Drama, Woooorld Tour!