Twilight Parody Drabbles XD
Bella, I don't want you.
- Edward takes Bella's hand and leads her to a log to sit down on -
"Bella, I'm madly in love with you."
"Awkward…"
"What?"
"Edward, I have to tell you something. I don't really like you."
"OMGWTFBBQ? But I'm gorgeous and I don't know it!"
"No, Edward. Your hair is messy. And you sparkle. That's gay."
"What?! No-one dumps Edward Cullen! I have a fan page on Facebook!"
"Ed, I knew you'd take it like this. Why do you always have to be so dramatic?"
"I… don't know. Maybe that's because the author write me like this."
"You'd say that…"
"What?"
"Nothing. I have to go, my puppy's waiting in his Rabbit"
"WTF?"
"DW."
"ATM, IDC."
"GFY."
* Bella storms off, leaving Edward curled up in the fetal position. *