WEIRD AND QUIRCKY QUESTIONS THAT FF AUTHORS ASK THEMSELVES!!!!!!

Summary: are you ready for a little sick humor?

DISCLAMER!! I OWN NOTHING AND AM DEEPLY AFRAID OF J.K. ROWLING AND HER HERD OF LAWYERS

AUTHORS NOTE: These are questions fanfiction authors ask themselves in their boredom.

WARNING: THIS MAY GROSS YOU OUT!!!

Subject: Voldemort

What color of socks does he wear?

What do Voldy's favorite pair of socks look like?

Does he have a favorite color?

What do his pajamas look like?

Better yet, does he wear pajamas?

Boxers or briefs?

What do Voldy's underwear look like?

What kind of shoes does he wear?

What type of deodorant does he use?

What type of shaving cream does he use?

Does he use shaving cream?

Does he need shaving cream?

Does he brush his teeth?

What type of toothpaste?

How much did he weigh when he was born?

Does Voldemort have a hobby?

Besides killing people?

Does he know that his name means "flight from death?"

Does he collect pension cheques?

How freaked out would he be if he read this?

What is his favorite hard liquor?

What is his favorite food?

Is he romantically involved? (you could take this one a variety of ways)

Where did he idea for the dark mark?