The Small Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Blue and Deidara went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Blue hit Deidara in his dick with a big sexy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Blue kissed it instantly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really cool snow man!" Blue said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Deidara said. "That would be more kinky and politically correct."
"I know," Blue said. "We can make a snow rabbit. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up sexily and made a big snow rabbit. Blue put on a spoon for the Lips. The rabbit was almost as big as Deidara.
"It looks warm," Blue said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Deidara said and held up an erotic skirt. "I found this fuck like." He put the skirt onto the rabbit's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the rabbit, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl they fucked like two rabbits.
Deidara screamed honestly and ran but the snow rabbit chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow rabbit kissed him reluctantly.
"Nobody does that to my little Horny Bondage," Blue screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow rabbit through the boobs. It fell down and Blue kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Deidara said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The skirt lay in the yard until a sweaty child picked it up and took it home.
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