KCA-chan honestly doesn't know where she got this….KCA-chan thinks it came from a dream…KCA-chan doesn't know…

Disclaimer: Does KCA-chan REALLY have to do this? It's sad……KCA-chan does not own WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rit-kun: sigh KCA-kun doesn't own Loveless.

KCA-chan: KCA-chan, Rit-kun, KCA-CHAN

Rit-kun: Fine, fine, KCA-chan does not own Loveless. And will you PLEASE stop calling me Rit-kun???

KCA-chan: …WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Rit-kun: Fine! You can call me Rit-kun.

KCA-chan: YAY!!!!! Time for the actual fan fic.!!!!

'Hey Ritsuka, you wanna go to the bar?' Soubi asked the 16-year-old on his couch.

'Why? So you can get me drunk and woozy enough to sleep with you?' He answered scornfully.

'Come on, Rit-kun, we never go out anymore. I promise I won't do anything.' Soubi pleaded.

'Fine, but no funny stuff, okay?' Ritsuka said, getting up, off the couch.

'Promise.'

At the bar, 2 hours later…

By now, RItsuka had had so many drinks, that he was drunk, red, and wobbly.

'You know, the thing hic 'bout horses, hic they never drink the hic boats when you hic tell them to.' He hiccupped before downing another glass.

Soubi sighed. SOMEONE was going to have a hangover tomorrow, and it wasn't going to be him. Ritsuka yapped on about things that made absolutely no sense while trying REALLY hard not to fall out of his seat. Soubi just smiled and nodded at him. But there was a sentence that Ritsuka kept repeating over and over, and Soubi wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

'Hey Soubi, hic when we get home hic , you wanna fuck me?'

Suddenly, a guy who was in that bar with them wobbled over to Ritsuka. He was all filthy and drunk and he had thought that Ritsuka was a girl.

'Hey cutie, wanna come with me?' he asked Ritsuka, grabbing his right arm.

'Hey, easy there, hic big guy. Go away ugly.' Ritsuka answered, jerking his arm away.

'Why you little-' ugly was about to hit him, when Soubi's hand grabbed his.

'Lay a finger on her, and I swear I will break your arm.' Soubi said, with a glare that would burn holes in your head. He had decided to pretend that Ritsuka was his girlfriend to have an excuse to beat up any guy that tried to take him. He had to pretend that Ritsuka was a girl because Ritsuka would get mad if he told them that he was his boyfriend. AND Ritsuka looked like a girl anyway.

Fortunately for him, ugly had enough sense in him to back off. So Soubi didn't have to take him outside and pull out his organs.

Ritsuka, on the other hand, didn't notice this ruckus because he was busy drinking his what, 9th glass of beer?

Then, just as he was about to down the 10th……….he passed out. He would have fallen on the floor if Soubi hadn't caught him.

Haha. KCA-chan think I'll leave you guys like that….hehe, hate her later.

Anyway, KCA-chan really doesn't like Soubi. In fact, KCA-chan thinks that he's an ass. But you know, you think what you want, and KCA-chan thinks what she wants…..

Rit-kun: People, KCA-chan will be sad if you don't review. And when she's sad, she comes crying to me, and it's REALLY annoying to cheer her up by letting Soubi…..do things to me. SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!