Disclaimer: I don't own fire emblem (I don't think these are really necessary)
These are quotes that f.e. character would never say in their whole lives.
Eliwood – Hey! Intelligent Systems! Why did you give me such mediocre stats except luck! I'm the main character and I hold a freakin' Blazing Sword! I deserve more than this you know!
Lyn – Screw Sacae, I'm going to live with my grandfather
Hector - I miss my mommy and daddy… but I can see the future! (B support with Eli)
Marcus – I am the overlord of the fire emblem universe! I make people lose precious experience points! I waste weapon usage! I hit enemies and when they only have one or two health points and I hit them again! I have purple hair (WTF)!
Lowen – I need a haircut (after haircut) I can see!
Rebecca – Hey Dan…I mean…Dart! How many times do I have to tell you that you're my brother, darnit!
Dorcas – Eliwood, I work for you for money not my wife…W..wait I was just kidding! Plus, stop calling me dork-ass!
Bartre – Wahahaha! Wario is here! Oh yeah…I don't have a moustache yet…
Oswin – No Hannah, I'm not married but…I'm only in my thirties!
Matthew – Guy, you are no longer my slave (Guy rejoices)
Serra – …………….. (Impossible!)
Guy – (is riding a horse) Wait! I don't know how to ride horses! (Falls off…sucker)
Merlinus – Heh…fools…my guise as a simple merchant has tricked you… I am actually Nergal's husband! (everyone gasps)
Erk – I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down
Priscilla – Why do I have a feather on my ear? Get lost Darin, you freakin' lecherous bastard!
Florina – Is my Pegasus Makar or Huey?
Kent – Hey ladies, you wanna go out with me tonight? (Gets slapped by Sheeda, Arya, Eyvel, a villager, Clarine, Lilina, another villager, Rebecca, Florina, Limstella, Sonia, Lucius, Eirika, Natasha, Tana, Mist, Lethe, Nephenee, the mysterious girl from fire emblem wii and every other girl in the Fire Emblem series)
Sain – Kent, please be more mature. You're setting a bad example for the Caelin Knights
Wil – I hate NOA translators…my name should be Will!
Raven – I agree with Wil…How the heck is my name Raven? I'm a man you retards!
Lucius – (eyes turn red) I'm not a woman, I'm a man!
Canas – Hey! Screw you and Shut the hell UP! Also I'm Dark Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)!
Dart - #!$#!$#!#$!#...I'm a nice guy $#!$#!$#!#!...
Fiora – Duty is everything! Duty is everything! Snoore…
Legault – I love you Heath… (kisses Heath)
Nils – I'll Kill You! (Starts whacking brigand with flute)
Ninian – I don't have any idea how my dance makes people move again… It will be a mystery to this day…
Isadora – I hate being dejected by fire emblem players (she can't accept fate, can she?)…
Heath – No! I WON'T KILL YOU…you're a woman…I can't kill a woman, Lucius.
Rath – Why does my horse neigh every time I get a critical?
Hawkeye – (Looks down at the piece of cloth he wears) I hate windy days…
Wallace – Forget you, Lyn, I'm retired! And you have the worst eyes ever!
Geitz – I hate pirates… Especially ones that are named after weapons!
Pent – Yeahh! Pent-up rage!
Louise – Hellene, you're so lucky… You're the queen of Bern….I'm just a Marquioness…I can't even spell that word
Harken – Lord Elbert…I will serve you at all costs… Oh yeah…he's dead
Karel – Ahhhh…The feeling of fresh blood as it licks my Wo Dao. My blade of blood makes me…sick. If you'll excuse me, I'll be throwing up forever
Farina – I'm giving all the money I have to charity!
Nino – (drunk) Heeey Black Fang! You'se gonna pay for killing my real parents!
Jaffar – (this section is left blank since there are too many words Jaffar wouldn't say)
Vaida – What? A scar on my beautiful face and leg! Canas probably gave it to me… He scares me (she probably would say that if she saw him cast Luna or Fenrir)
Karla – (Laughs at Bartre) I can't believe I'm married to this idiot
Renault – I have the highest magic strength in the game (is Luna'd by Canas)
Athos – Burn to oblivion! Mwahahahah!
Tactician – I don't know why I'm in this fanfic… I still don't understand what a ger is.