Facebook Laughs
Glee
Summary: The Gleeks on Facebook. Enough said.
Chapter 1
Rachel Berry Hello world!
Santana Lopez- Oh god, everybody evacuate! Manhands is on Facebook!
Quinn Fabray- Rupaul why the hell are you on Facebook? Nobody likes you.
Artie Abrams- Preach!
Rachel Berry- Santana, Quinn, I refuse to let your cruel remarks kick me off of the popular website known as Facebook. It is important that I have many terms of socalizing since I will become world famous one day for my starring roles on Broadway.
bRittaNY S PiercE- I found a duck, but when I took him home he disappeared. My cat is sad too because it keeps throwing up feathers.
Santana Lopez- B, we need to talk. And I have to fix your name again.
Kurt Hummel likes Harry Potter, the Dalton Warblers, Darren Criss, and Blaine Anderson looks like Harry Freakin Potter!
Blaine Anderson- I'm Harry Freakin Potter! ;D
Kurt Hummel- LOL 3 Breadstix?
Blaine Anderson- Breadstix ;)
Santana Lopez- Wanky ;)
Finn Hudson-Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hey man, come over? Halo is boring without you smashing something every 5 minutes =P
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Can't sorry :'( Got a date with Berry Breadstix in an hour.
Kurt Hummel- Oh no! Puckerman you know I love you but I cannot have a date with Blaine when him and Rachel are still in their food fight phase!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Yeah... I'll sacrifice amazing breadsticks for some vegan pizza… no prob…
Kurt Hummel- Sorry!
Rachel Berry is in a relationship with Noah 'Puck' Puckerman
Mercedes Jones- bout time white girl!
Tina Cohen-Chang- yay
Will Schuester- congratulations guys!
Mercedes Jones Mr. Schue has Facebook?
Kurt Hummel- …
Mike Chang-…
Artie Abrams- ….
Will Schuester- what's wrong with that?
Mercedes Jones- ...
Blaine Anderson DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY?
Rachel Berry- I was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar ;)
Kurt Hummel- grr….
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- ROAR!
Rachel Berry- aww Noah, don't be jealous
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman is not jealous!
Rachel Berry- yes you are
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- no
Rachel Berry- whatever you say darling :D
Sue Sylvester-Quinn Fabray you suck
Sue Sylvester-Santana Lopez you suck
Sue Sylvester-Brittany S. Pierce you are a nincompoop.
Brittany S. Pierce- what's that?
Sue Sylvester- the most beautiful girl in the world….. *evil laugh*
Quinn Fabray- Santana Lopez why is she nicer to B?
Brittany S. Pierce- when me and mike were practicing the choreagrafee (A/N: I know how to spell, don't worry) I saw my cat. but he was in a dogs mouth. i think they were playing together.
Santana Lopez- we need to have another talk B…
Brittany S. Pierce- Kurt Hummel boo, my cat died :'((((((((((
Kurt Hummel- Aww don't be sad love I'll be over in a couple of minutes, okay?
Brittany S. Pierce- over where?
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