Dedicated To Vin Diesel,
"Hehehehe"
-Vin Diesel and his goofy laugh.
MAI LITTLE PONIES
ukay so twilight and applejaks was just chilling on the farm, when all of a sudden pinkie pie was like
"HEY YOU GUISE!"
Applejacks and twilight were furious and yelled at her for being loud.
"Thats not cool pinkiepie" and then suddenly twilight dissapeard into thin air. Applejacks and pinkie pie didnt know what happened so they went to rarities house.
Many dimensions away twilight found herself lying down in the grass. She brought herself onto her knees, and then she realized she had knees so she flipped shit and was all
"Waht the shit!"
and then she realized she was back in the oddly coloured human dimension and she was met by a black guy named blackie sunshine.
"Dayum girl! You was just like POW and then you were here then you were all like SHEEEEET! Many you crazy girl you legit."
Twilight was happy though, cause she could see her friends in the human world, and see her boyfriend Flesh Sehntry. The lead guitarist for his band.
So she started to walk away from Blackie sunshine, but realized she wasnt by the school, she was all the way on the otherside of town. So she asked blackie sunshine for a ride.
"You can have a ride alright if you catch my flow."
Twilight didnt understand.
"Uh...if you know what I mean."
Twilight didnt know what he ment.
"Um...ya feel me dog?"
Twilight wasnt a dog.
"Fine get in my car...dumb purple bit-"
Twilight however dissapeared and found herself back in pony world.
A zebra named blackie sunshine was right beside her. However he didn't talk in odd stereotypical african american dialect. But spoke in riddles.
"I am water and I am fire, but not an element, what am i"
twilight had to think. But then she got it
"I know youre a zebra!"
Blackie Sunshine sighed and shook his head.
"No silly pony I am steam you fool."
Blackie sunshine sucked at riddles so he just walked away. But then twilight dissapeared again and was back in human world.
"Dammit! Make up your mind you big goof!" she yelled.
But then her human bofriend flesh sehntry was like.
"Twilight! I missed you!"
But then sunshit shimmer was all mean and evil again and was behind everything and she then was all like
"MUWAHAHAHAAH. I will steal your boyfriend!"
but twilight used tm91 and transformed flesh sehntry into a cannon and fired him at sunshit shimmer. She died and then twilight and flesh danced throught the night. And all the people joined in and it was the best party ever! The End
Jack looked at his wife and then back to his 16 year old son and shook his head. He was already disappointed by his sons love for my little pony, but his lack of knowledge of the english language him want to slap his son. He walked over to his son and kneel-ed in front of him and took his hands.
"Son, I love you as a father, and I support you of your dreams. BUT IF YOU EVER TELL A SHITTY STORY LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND SPANK THE LIVING SHI-
THE END.
Yeah so this is uh...im sorry to any bronies or anyone who actually thought this was a legit story. I recently watched the MLP Movie on youtube because i was bored and decided to write about it. I had a few good laughs writing it and also i was not drunk or high while writing it. I have a much higher writing skill than displayed in the story, but that doesn't mean i'm anywhere near the great writers out there. Anyway I might write more chapters for whoever thought this was enjoyable. So yeah...have a great day. forward slash bracket /) whatever that means.