A/N: So, I'm clearly very bored and I came up with this - I've basically just taken Lonestar's song 'Mr. Mom' and changed the lyrics to suit how Kakashi feels regarding his lovely tiny little charges (when he first gets them ofc) so, play the song and the new lyrics are below - enjoy the crazy! A
Oh, and the 'lost my job bit' just take that as being removed from ANBU.
Disclaimer; obviously don't own Naruto or Lonestar or their song or anything.
Lost my job, reported back mad,
Got a shrug and smirk and that's too bad, he said,
You can have students until you're ready for S class,
I thought; I like the sound of that
read my porn and take long naps
Go from a hard working Nin
To being a Senseiiii
Well, those three do like to conspire
Sakura's voice goes an octave higher
Recap seals for the 15th time,
Get there late, spar till 9
There's kunai in the Uchiha heir,
Shuriken flyin' everywhere,
Been crazy all day long and it's only god-damn mission one
Jutsu, punches and then scrolls,
Squeeze in chakra and control
and there's that mission report they did thats 7 pages long
How much noise can just three make?
The kids won't stop shouting 'you're late!'
It's more than any nin can take, being a Senseiii
Well, those three do like to conspire,
Sakura's voice goes an octave higher,
Recap seals for the 16th time,
Get there late, spar till 9
There's pork-ramen in Naruto's hair,
Shuriken flyin' everywhere,
Been crazy all day long and it's only god-damn mission one
Before I fall in bed tonight,
If the 'kage's not been too uptight
I'm gonna beg just one more time, cos
Those three do like to conspire ,
Sakura's voice goes an octave higher,
Recap seals for the 18th time,
Get there late, spar till 9
There's kunai in Sakura's hair,
Shuriken flyin' everywhere,
Been crazy all day long
Oh, been crazy all day long
and it's only god-damn mission one
Calming tantrums, drying tears, thought there was nothing too it,
Gai now I know is how you feel what I need to know is how to do it!
Asuma - I can't do it.