It's a love square! All of the Uchiha's are now living under the same roof. A girl named Mystery is also living with them as the maid. What wacky things will happen now?

Alright, so in this story, Madara's about 24, Itachi's 17, Sasuke's 13, and Tobi's...Well,the same age as Madara.

"Mystery!" shouted Madara.

"Yessir?" she said in a flustered way.

He held up a pink shirt. "What in the hell is this?" he growled.

"I-I think that that's your shirt, sir. Though...It's pink so I'm sure it's not..."

His eyes narrowed. "Yes, it is my shirt, but why is it pink?"

"Uhm. Uhm...B-Because you...Bought it...That way?"

His glare intensified.

"S-Sir, you really shouldn't do that. It'll give you wrinkles..."

He seemed to tower over her. "Mystery, I already have winkles, and two: I'm an Uchiha male. Why in God's name would I ever - ever - buy anything pink?"

She twildled her thumbs, looking at the ground. "I...I don't know."

He threw it at her. "I didn't buy it, you screwed it up! Jeez, I mean, I take you under my wing and allow you to stay with out rent and then you can't even do anything right!"

Hic. "I-I'm," hic, "S-So sorry," hic, "Sir!" Sob.

He put his hands up defencivly. "H-Hey, c'mon. Don't cry."

She burst into tears. "I'm sorry, Sir! I-I don't mean to be useless trash." she said between sobs and sniffs.

Madara growled in fustration. "Damnit!"

"Ma-master, I'm so so sorry..."

"Please, Mystery, don't cry! You know I hate tears...Just...Hey! Do you want Tobi in here? I can get Tobi in here." He turned his head toward the door. "Tobi, get in here!"

She sat on the floor, crying harder. "I'm just so stupid! You hate me, don't you, Sir!"

"No, no! I don't hate you, I swear!" he said, forcing a laugh. "J-Just calm down, okay?"

Sasuke stood in the doorway. "What did you do to her...?" he asked in his cocky tone.

The man jumped. "Shsssh! Itachi might hear and then neither of us will be able to shut him up."

She was rubbing her eyes in a childish mannor, crying louder and louder.

The Mizukage looked around franticly as he heard another pair of footsteps. He found a pillow. He looked at it thoughtfully. 'No...That might kill her...'

The footsteps were louder, closer.

"Sasuke."

"Hm?"

"Turn off the lights and go stall your brother."

Sasuke gave him a salute, did his duty and walked away.

The girl hiccuped and gasped abit when he picked her up. She was even more conserned when he threw her on the bed and put the covers over her face.
"Ma-Master...?"

"Stay still, shut up, and stop crying."

She nodded, making herself as flat as she could. She knew that Itachi hated it when Madara made her cry...She also knew that Madara would rather hide his messes than take the blame, so the idea was put together in her mind that: Madara was going to deny having her in his room altogether.

Sad for a grown man.

Soon enough, Itachi was at the doorway, peering in. "What's going on here?"

Madara twitched, crossing his legs. "Wha'cha talkin' 'bout?"

The other Uchiha gave him a look. "I thought I heard crying."

"You thought wrong..."

Itachi shot his elder a glance as a whimper settled over his ears. "I don't think wrong," he growled, sauntering over to the bed.

Madara's eye twitched, and he scooted himself closer to the child under the blankets.

The younger of the two gave him an odd look and then another one to the large lump under his comforter.
"Mystery," he chimed.
Nothing happened.
"Mystery, could you help me with something?" he purred, crawling over to the lump.

Madara had to smile at how quiet his 'pet' was.

He leaned down to wear her head was at. "C'mon, baby, help me take off these pants."

Mystery shot up and threw the covers off of her.
"A-Alright, Ita-kun!"

Madara's head craned towards her direction, his hands supressing the need to strangle her until she begged for mercy.

Itachi kissed the girl's forehead and proceded to glare at Madara.
"You should be ashamed!" he held the small girl close, "Making her cry like that and then pracitally suffocating her...Just because you 'wanted some'?"

The old man cringed. "E-Excuse me? First, Itachi, if I wanted a good fuck," he paused to hear Mystery's gasp from the 'bad word', "I wouldn't have gone to Tiny Tits over there. Seconly, even if I did go to her, trust me, you wouldn't be hearing cries of fear."

Itachi answered his comment by slinging her girl over his shoulder and slugging the owner of the home across the face.

Surprisingly, the twently-something year old fell out cold.

The other Uchiha took this as a sign and left to his room.

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