Okay we do not own (Teen Titans) or (American Dad) either and why do you get to say the nouns (Cause im cooler than you everyone likes the Crazy) also in this Jeff and Hayley never got married simply because I have other ideas for her ;) Whatever on with the show.
Ages
Stan: 40 Fran: 37 Steve: 14 Hayley: 18 Roger:? Claus:?fish years
Rob:20 Star:22 Cy:23 Rae:19 BB:18
At Langley Falls
"Dammit Steve this is no time to panic." Stan yelled from the Window trying to calm down his frail son.
"Hayley Cover the back door anything moves put a round into it" The blonde bombshell said firing rounds into the direction of the last fired. "Stan how is Steve doing?" She questioned her husband.
"Not good Francine major shell shock I'll give him maybe 10 to 12 minutes to recover." The black haired male told his wife.
"Just leave me to die." The brunette boy said meekly told his father. "Dammit Steve don't you give up on me!" His father screeched into his face.
"Goodbye Family" The Brunette said closing his eyes lying flat on the floor. "NNOOOO Steve you stay with us." Was all Stan had time to say before he was brutally gunned down from behind.
"Stan, Steve come in come in!" Francine yelled before having a round entered the back of her head.
"Mom dad anyone their hello HELLO!" Hayley was quickly silenced by a blast to her chest sending her to the floor.
Then all was silent until "AWW YEAH VICTORY TEAM ABADASHER" the assialents came out of various hidden locations to help the fallen up.
"Wow Marsh great game next what makes that 5 to 4 games for you." Stan said shaking his co-workers hand. "Haha close more like 5 to 3 I still don't count the one where my kids quite on me" the man joked back.
"Sorry Reg but a win is a win" The man said tapping the brunette on the back they were similar builds but Stan was a bit thicker. "Hey Stan did you here Bullock is assigning a new position across the country rumors have it, it comes with a huge pay raise and a nice fully paid house out in California." His friend smiled at the thought. As the two men entered the changing area of the paintball course and began changing Stan pondered the Pros and Cons of the situation.
"Legalized Marijuana no way Jose you couldn't pay me enough to move there." Stan said with a stern expression on his face.
"Did I forget to mention that the job is the attempted capture of Deathstroke?" Marshall smirked at his companion who instantly froze while walking towards the shower.
"The Terminator one of the most deadly mercenaries in the world." Stan said practically drooling at the thought of being assigned to a world class mercenary.
"Yay but there's a catch that Bullocks not telling anybody" Reggie said slapping Stan on the ass and entering the shower area.
"Stan moved in silence thinking of all the accolades an praises he would get if he were the man to capture the notorious Deathstroke he was in such a trance he didn't even notice he arrived at the very meeting he was dreaming about.
"Alright everyone settle down settle down." Chief officer Bullock told the room of jittery agents who immediately quieted down. "Now I would like to start this meeting by saying you all have probably heard im getting a reposition to California and I need another field agent to bring along with me." At this a bunch of the C.I.A agents began to murmur to each other. "And I would like to congratulate Marshall for getting my old position here at the C.I.A." Everyone began clapping except for Stan who was shocked that his friend was getting premoted above him.
"Yes and as acting Chief I would like to congratulate Stan Smith on going to Jump City California with Bullock." Everyone shot Stan a look of shock incuding Bullock but the clapped for him regaurdless a few even gave him thumb up signs. "I bet you all are wonder why I picked Stan 1 his records at the C.I.A are some of the best 2 He is a family man with a well functioning family that can readjust to the situation at hand he also has children around the same age as the group that he is going to be assigned to allowing him more practical reason to understand them. Finally 3 he was the only agent who has ever encounted Deathstroke and lived to tell about it." With that the room went silent Stan's eyes immediately fell on Marshall who simply nodded and walked out of the room. Stan looked at everyone in the room which had all eyes on him. "Haha I want coffee anyone else want coffee? I'll go get us all some" Stan ranted an immedatly walked out of the room and strrainght into Bulocks old office. Where Bullock and Marshall were sitting.
"Who told you!" Stan yelled pinning his friend against the wall. "I did!" Bullock interrupted forcing Stan to take a seat with one hand. "Stan I only told him your encounter so he wouldn't pick you but apparently Marshall had other thoughts on the matter." Bullock said his English accent showing sever anger.
"I did what I had to do." Marshall said sitting in the chair on the other side of Bullocks desk. "I know you had to undergo sever surgery Stan but it worked out besides I think the black hair looks better than your old brown one did." Marshall said with a light chuckle. "Now go get your family ready you leave the day after tomorrow. With that Stan left the room to go home and prepare his family for their repositioning.
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"I'm sorry everybody but its more money and better ranking within the C.I.A I need you do to this with me." Stan told his family who were sitting around the furniture "Uhh dad this is so unfair" Hayley whined. "Ya dad what's up with that all my friends are here" Steve commented.
"Both of you up to your rooms and pack now!" Francine commanded sending the two teenagers to their rooms. "Well done Franny you scared the little ones real good." Roger chuckled.
"Roger its Deathstroke," Stan said solemnly while taking a sip from his whiskey. Roger spit out the martini he was sipping. "Stan we can't do that he'll kill us if he finds us."
"I know Roger I know the best we can do is help this team of supers out." Stan said looking at the file thrown before him with the information and pictures given on each of the Titans.
"Do you think they will be enough?" Roger asked Stan simply sighed and looked at his wife that meant more to him than life itself.
"Francine I'm going to need you to pack everything, me and Roger have something's to discuss." Stan said his voice full of authority. "Okay Stan I'll get everything ready" The blonde said walking into the kitchen and out of site.
"Roger I managed to get Principal Lewis to become the Dean of Discipline that Hayley and the Titans are going to while Francine and another 2 undercover agents are going to be at Steve's new school."
"Well that's a good start but what about me and the fish?" Roger asked concern in his voice and his trebling Martini hands. "Klaus is going to be with another agent called Reggie"
"The koala I feel so safe having a koala guarding me." Roger said sarcastically allowing him to calm down.
"No Roger you don't get an escort since I can't assign you one without blowing your cover so you're going to have to hide and hide well." Stan said.
"Oh My God which means" Roger said his voice rising in tempo. "That's right Roger a C.I.A card for your costumes the best I could give you was the name Roger Alejandro Smith." Stan said handing over the card to Roger.
"OMGOMGOMG so many options. Stan I promis not to mess this up well I mean you saw that hold Bat-Card thing" Roger said with a shrug.
"Roger no one could mess up a credit card more than that" Stan chuckled "But all kidding assid meet us in Jump city in 3 days heres the address of the house" Stan handed Roger a piece of paper.
"Well goodnight and good luck with the move" Roger said heading upstairs to see what he was going to shop online.
Stan slumped against the couch "Well Slade guess we are meeting again." Stan said closing his eyes and heading to sleep.
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