Alright, so I thought of this randomly when it was freakin' a hundred degrees outside and I was trying not to die. Might update, might not, don't know. Depends on reviews.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, shape, or form. If I did, we'd see more of Lee. Because really, who doesn't love Lee? He's hilarious!


No one understood exactly why she was acting so strange. Ever since the sun rose that morning, she just laid in the grass in the center of the park, her face blank, with one arm suspended in the air as if held up by an invisible puppet string. People walked by her and her eyes didn't stray from the sky, which was a clear blue save a few clouds. Some stopped to wave a hand in front of her face, but other than the occasional blink, she didn't react. Others would pull on a strand of her hair, but she wouldn't move a muscle. One particular blonde boy with bright blue eyes had gotten down on his hands and knees and yelled loudly in her ear. She didn't flinch at all. No one and nothing affected her. By afternoon, someone had called a medical ninja to the peculiar scene. But after examination, the girl was said to be perfectly fine and the medical ninja left. A small crowd of some of the villages younger inhabitants soon formed, and they each tried to understand what was wrong with the girl.

"What do ya think's wrong with her?" The blonde boy asked, poking the girl in the forehead.

"Akamaru, pee on her! See if she moves!" A boy with red markings on his cheeks told the white dog that was sniffing the girl's face.

"I-I don't th-think that w-would work K-Kiba…" A quiet girl stuttered.

"Maybe she's hungry." A boy holding a bag of potato chips suggested.

"Ugh, Chouji, eating isn't the solution to everything." A blonde girl grumbled.

"Maybe she's caught in a genjutsu? Or maybe just sick?" A girl with twin buns in her hair said.

"No. The medic said she was functioning normally." A white-eyed boy answered.

"Who is she anyway?" The blonde boy questioned, looking up. No one knew.

After a while, a lazy boy with a spiky ponytail walked into the park with his hands in his pockets, hoping for some peace after listening to his mother lecture him for most of the morning. But as he approached one of his napping spots, he found a small crowd consisting of a few of the people in his class, as well as two or three he didn't recognize. In the center of their crowd was a girl lying in the grass, right in his spot. The spot where the grass was somewhat softer and had a clear view of the sky while still being in the shade of a nearby tree. He sighed and turned to leave, but then paused and looked back.

The girl had short blonde hair, pulled into two pigtails at the base of her neck. A fan that was about as tall as she was lay folded at her side. She wore a simple long sleeved light purple garment that reached her knees, with a bright red sash around her waist. The unfamiliar girl was absolutely still, as if unaware of the people around her. She held her arm straight up in the air, as if reaching for the sky, except that her hand fell limp at the wrist.

After thinking the situation over for a moment, the boy walked over to the girl, stepping past the gathered crowd. He took the girl's hovering hand and carefully pulled her to her feet, then laid down where she had been and put his hands behind his head. The others watched the girl curiously, some wondering why they hadn't thought of pulling her up in the first place. The young girl simply blinked a few times before picking up the fan that had been at her side and walking off without a word, leaving many puzzled. The lazy boy just mumbled "troublesome…" before gazing up at the clouds and ignoring the crowd, which soon drifted away, asking each other questions about the strange girl.

Not far off, hiding in a tree, sat a boy wearing all black with purple face paint on his face. He smirked and leaned back against the trunk of the tree and waited. Not long after, the girl who had been lying in the grass jumped up into the branches, and he gave a chuckle.

"Man, the people from this village are slow."


Like I said, I might update, might not… Depends on reviews. So, review? Please? –puppy dog eyes-