L's trip to the beach!It was Saturday at around 8AM when Light comes in to L's room. "L! Wake up! We are going to the beach today!" Light exclaimed. "What? Why?" L asked. He had never been to the beach before, And he didn't plan on going anytime soon. "L, I was talking to Watari today about going to the beach and he said that you have never been to the beach before. So, me and Misa are taking you." light explained. "but, there is a 45.2% chance that you are going to try to drown me so you can thrive as the god of the new world." L said blankly. Light sighed. "I'm not going to drown you. And I'm not kira!" L groaned, " I don't even know how to swim! And I don't own a bathing suit."Light and Misa drug L to Wal-Mart to buy a bathing suit. "I like that one." L stated quietly, pointing to a full-body wet suit. " How about this one?" Light laughed, pointing to a Speedo. "Uh, no thanks." L forced a smile. They finally agreed on a pair of swim trunks since the wet suit was 100 dollars, and L knew he wouldn't be going back to the beach anytime soon so it would've been a waste of money. L didn't like the swim trunks, but it was either that, or the Speedo of death.L wore one of his white t-shirts over the bathing suit and crouched on one of the towels. "are you going into the water?" Light asked impatiently. "No." L replied simply. "Why not?" Misa whined. "because, I can't swim." L sighed. "then just stay in the shallow part!" Misa snapped. "I don't want to take off my cover up and the sun is burning my skin!" L growled. "I don't like the beach." He concluded. L was half asleep on the towel when Light sat L up and ripped his shirt off and dragged him to the water. L screamed ,"HELP! AHHH! I'M BEING RAPED!" and almost everyone was staring at them. L didn't really put up much of an effort to fight back, he could have easily fought off Light but he just screamed to embarrass Light in hopes that he would give up. But there was only a 3.2% chance of that dragged L into the water which was very cold. "NO! RAPIST!" L screamed at the top of his lungs. He knew what would work. " SOMEONE HELP! THIS MAN IS KIRA!" Light stopped. Everyone was staring at Light. "Kira?" one of the other beach-goers asked. " Wow. Ok" no one seemed to care... But then he noticed a girl that looked about 12 march up to Light and kick him in the danger zone. She looked up at L and made the letter L with her hand and walked over back to her towel. L thought that was funny. He looked down at Light. His face. Wow. He fell into the water. "Light, you just got beat up by a 12 year old." he teased. "I like the beach now." L smiled.