Epic Rap Battles of Homestuck!
Karkat Vantas Vs Dave Strider!
Begin!
Dave: Listen up! Listen up everyone! I am Dave Strider and you are not! So shut the fuck up! I am the epic rap battle master! And all you can do is make a scene, of making Kurloz scream! You will do best but you will do less! So you better hale to Dave Strider!
Karkat: Humph! Are you really starting me you prick! You should stop now or you will make us all sick!you say I need help! That I'm psychotic that I am crazy! Well of course I fucking am, have you met the shits who raised me?! I wish I could just go deaf! So I don't have to listen to this mess!
Dave: Smack down! Attack down! Can you hear the sound?! The sound of pain! That will be you now! I've heard about your ancestor, why don't you go there now?! So you can just die now! And you would feel the feeling you shouldn't of started me now!
Karkat: Hey! I heard there is a different strider! The alpha strider! The tall the older strider! But poor Dave Strider couldn't even save Dirk Strider!
Who won!? You choose now!
Karkat Vantas or Dave Strider!