My fellow Canadians and world inhabitants… (including Tony, America's alien friend), I apologize for the wait on my other stories, but it is Christmas, and I ought to write a new story! Reminder: I don't own Hetalia or any of its characters. The bottom author's note is important, so please read it.


Prologue: Matthew Williams, the Message

Hello, my citizens and the world. I am Matthew Williams, the personification of Canada. If you are reading this message, please be careful from now on. This letter contains important information that cannot and hopefully will not fall in to the wrong hands. It is as follows:

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, take the stupi- pardon my language- the health exam that the 'W.D.' organization has ordered- I meant, recommended you to do. Don't trust them at all. If you have already taken it, Congratulations to you, you still have self-control. (I'm normally a nice guy and all, but…) Please kill yourself with a preferably painless way. You have already been infected by the parasites they put in you. Once again, sorry for this rude message and hope you manage to somewhat enjoy the rest of your day. Goodbye and I hope to see you alive at the end of this fiasco.

For the people that are still human or at least, under control… On every country's personifications' behalves, we will definitely try our best to get this under control, or else the world will be dilapelated.

I apologize to end with such horrible note. However, be cautious of everybody… who knows, maybe even me.

Matthew Williams.

Personification of Canada.


And there, you have it. The prologue of this story, it is a bit short, mind you, but I do sincerely promise that the next chapters will be 1000+ words. One thing you should know, this story will be VERY slowly updated. I am currently focusing on one story at a time, so I might update this when I have the time…

Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed it and review. I'd greatly appreciate it.