Hello all of my lovlies. For those of you who don't know me yet, I'm Niki Reid. For those of you who have either read The Hardy After Party or Anything Goes, welcome back. I'm not really sure where the idea for this story came from. I was just sitting at work and BAM! It won't be a long story. More than likely 15 chapters at most. This story is going to be rated M because of future sexual interactions between characters. Enjoy.

Glenn knocked loudly on the office door. Shortly after, a booming voice said, "Come in." He opened the door to see Vince McMahon standing behind his desk with a phone glued to his ear. When Vince recognized him, he smiled and gestured for Glenn to have a seat. Glenn Jacobs, better known to the WWE Universe as Kane, had been called into Vince's office for a 'very important' meeting. He wasn't sure of the details of this meeting but it probably had something to do with his newly found fame.

Glenn's latest movie, a WWE/Lionsgate film in which he played the vicious murderer, Marcus Jamison, was called The Splicer. Marcus works for a small town theater, splicing movies together. He kidnaps 21 girls and records the killings of all of them. After his death, the police find a 35 mm film that he had spliced together with video of over 50 more girls dying. It had done very well in the box office. The movie claimed the number one spot for its first three weeks and stayed in the Top 10 for many of the following weeks. Since its release, WWE's ratings had skyrocketed. Kane merchandise were some of the most popular items being sold on WWE's website. The Splicer was set for release on DVD and Blu Ray next Tuesday.

"Glenn. I'm so glad you could make it. How are you feeling?" Vince sat down in his leather chair and leaned back.

"Good I suppose. A few aches and pains." Glenn crossed his left leg over his right. "Nothing I can't handle."

"That's what I like to hear. I'm going to cut to the chase here." Vince leaned forward with his elbows on the desk and laced his fingers together. "We want you to be the World Heavyweight Champion."

Glenn was shocked. Cena was the champ. Vince wanted him to beat the pride and joy of the company? "What about John?"

"He's out with injury again. He'll be gone at least 3 months. I need someone the fans like to carry the torch. Randy's got huge heat right now and I want him to keep gaining it until WrestleMania, so he's out of the picture. Chris and Shawn are in the middle of another classic feud so they're out too. That leaves you. With your new fan base, it only seems fair." Vince stands up and puts his hands in the air. "Think about it… 'Kane, the World Heavyweight Champion of the world'. Vince's smile pops and the gears could be seen turning in his head. "Sales for your DVD will be white hot. We'll get T-Shirts made and sell them together as a package. Promotion will be huge. I've got it… Splicer Action Figures! It's perfect. It's genius. You're going to be busy with autograph signings and appearances. Of course, I'm going to have to find an assistant for…"

Glenn cut him off as fast as he could. "I don't need a PA."

"Yes you will."

"I can handle it, Vince. Really." Glenn stood up to protest but was silenced by his boss.

"Nonsense. I don't need my champ too tired before the show." Vince stood and walked around his desk. He placed an arm around Glenn's shoulders and walked him to the door. "You'll get your script from Lesa; it has everything you need to know. Make it good, I want your name on every wrestling column by tomorrow morning." Vince patted Glenn's back and pushed him out the door. "I'll have you an assistant by Sunday."

Glenn was prepared to object again but Vince slammed the door shut. He stood outside the door with a confused look on his face. He looked down at his watch and saw that there were only a couple of hours left before Raw went live. He had to find Lesa and get that script.

"Good afternoon. Temporary Assistance. This is Aaron speaking, how may I help you?"

"Hello. This is Vince McMahon of World Wrestling Entertainment. I need to find a personal assistant for one of my employees."

"Certainly. Are there any special characteristics that you would like for them to have?"

"Nothing out of the ordinary. Just that they will have to travel around quite a bit for the next two to three months. He's a pretty simple man so he doesn't require any special treatment. He has a lot of appearances and I don't want him to have to worry about travel and lodging and unnecessary things.

"Yes sir. Well we do have a few people in the registry who are pro wrestling and sports fans. Would you like one of them?"

"I don't want anyone who would be distracted by the other wrestlers. Strictly professional, you understand?"

"Then might I suggest, Nicola Moore? She's cousins with a former wrestler so she won't be as star struck as others might be."

"Nicola… what is she like?"

"She's 25 years old, southern accent that makes your heart melt, great cook, silky long brown hair, shocking blue eyes, perfectly toned body…"

"You seem to know quite a bit about this young lady."

"Well in all honesty sir, she's my ex girlfriend. I think I know more than just 'quite a bit'."

"And you say she's a fan?"

"She has an Undertaker tattoo."

"She's hired."

So... whatcha think? It's a bit different from my normal writing. I normally wouldn't put a completely unknown character into a story but I met the most beautiful woman, named Nicola, at the bank. I just had to name my OC after her. Now that you're done reading... REVIEW!