I was looking up reasons to hate Edward Cullen (frankly I find Twilight dumb anyways...I hate Edward, Bella AND Jacob. But the books were good, even if they did have dumb people who needed to get a frickin' life and DECIDE in it) when this floated to me...an awesome idea! XD Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Mmkay? But I do own the hates. ;) This applies to all chapters, in case I forget.
NOTE: I actually don't hate any of these people I list. (Unless I say so, of course.) This was just for fun. So don't flame the crap out of me when you read. This'll be easy to update! XD
10 Reasons I Have To Hate You
Reason 1: 10 Reasons I Have To Hate Mikan Sakura
10. She's so dumb it's sickening.
9. She always, always, ALWAYS exposes her panties to Natsume. Honestly, how is that possible? She exposes them to him and no one else. Always.
8. She's so clumsy. Since when does someone trip ten thousand (and counting) times a day?
7. She doesn't know when to let people alone. Let a pessimist be a pessimist.
6. Why...is she so frickin' CLINGY? Can't she hug herself or a tree or something? Again: LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE!
5. She can make anything seem exciting. She can make committing SUICIDE exciting.
4. She's so optimistic. Really. Jumping off a building is not something to be optimistic about.
3. You can make a list of all the reasons you hate her and you'll pathetically run out of reasons before you finish. Like me.
2. She can never alternate her hairstyle. She always has to have those freaking pigtails. Come in on the day of finals? Pigtails. Come in seven years later? Pigtails. Come in on the day of the end of the world? PIGTAILS.
1. I love her. I hate the fact that I love her so much.
"Who wrote this?!" Mikan exclaimed, clutching the list in her hands. "I am so not clingy! Whoever wrote this obviously doesn't know me!" She threw the list down before she finished it and stormed out, head held high.
Natsume smirked. Obviously she hadn't read the last reason or she would have known.
Okay? What do you think? Was it good?
In case you were wondering, on reason 9, he wrote it in third person so---you know---she wouldn't find out. But then it ended up backfiring cuz of the end XD
I was going to make it in my point of view...but then I thought it'd be cuter if they were writing about each other. :P
This isn't gonna be long, just something I can work on when I'm bored and feeling humorous.
So...tell me if ya liked it. Review, pleasies. :)
Thanks for reading.
~Ariisha-chan