Socrates and Alcibiades' Respectful, Consensual Erotic Adventures - in Sex!
A Dialogue - of Sex!
Socrates: That was good wine, Alcibiades.
Alcibiades: Yes, and so much of it!
Socrates: I feel slightly inebriated, but still capable of giving consent.
Alcibiades: What a coincidence! So do I!
Socrates: Alcibiades, I know I'm not the best-looking old guy and that I have some dumb ideas about the soul, but I want to ask you a question.
Alcibiades: Don't bother asking. The answer is yes.
Socrates: I am glad that you have agreed to sex with me.
Alcibiades: That I did.
Socrates: I am sexing you now.
Alcibiades: It is fun and respectful!
Socrates: This sex is making me feel accepted.
Alcibiades: I will get some more wine for us after we have finished this sex.
Socrates: It is good sex.
Alcibiades: I enjoyed that sex, Socrates.
Socrates: I did as well. Well, here's that wi— HARRY POTTER?!
Harry: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So we meet again, Socrates - or should I say, Lucius Malfoy?!
Socrates: AAAAGH! POTTER! How- how the hell did you find me?!
Harry: You're not the only one with a time-turner, Death Eater scum. But now, we must duel. Twenty paces, count of thr— JERRY SEINFELD?!
Jerry Seinfeld: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So we meet again, Harry Potter, or should I say, Kramer?!
Harry: AAAAGH! SEINFELD! How- how the hell did you find me?
Jerry: You're not the only one with the modern technology that we have in the present day, roommate scum. But now, we must duel. Twenty paces, count of thr— Wait, is that wine?
Harry: Yes.
Jerry: We are drinking wine now.
Harry: That was good wine, Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry: Yes, and so much of it!…
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