Hey! This is a collaboration with a friend of mine, wwpd, and ideas and comments would be great. This is slight take on our friendship group, as we all have the Marauder nicknames (fortunately we do not yet have a Wormtail). If anybody has questions, criticisms or information on the whereabouts of Voldemort, all will be appreciated.
An empty classroom. Moony sits reading at one of the desks, while her best friends, Padfoot and Prongs, lounge on the floor looking bored.
Padfoot - Oh, Moooooooooooony!
Prongs - Moony, Moony, Moony!
Moony - (paying no attention) ... (She turns the page of her science guide)
Padfoot - (turning to Prongs) She's ignoring us Prongs.
Prongs - Well, there's only one cure for that.
Together - Tickle fight!
They both jump on Moony and tickle her. Startled, she drops her book.
Moony - What on- Get off me! No, no tickling!
Prongs - Stop ignoring us then Moony
Moony pushes them both away and picks up her book.
Moony - I will continue to ignore you just as long as you continue to call me that ridiculous name.
Padfoot - But Moony!
Prongs - We have to call each other by our nicknames!
Padfoot - If we don't...Our entire reputation will be ruined! They can't know who we are!
Moony - But-
Prongs - No buts!
Padfoot - Or ifs.
Prongs - Not even a whisper of a maybe.
Padfoot - And that is final, Moony.
Moony - What on earth possessed you to compare us to the Marauders? I mean, sure you're cocky, self-impressed and arrogant and Be-
Prongs - Ah ah ah
Moony - (scowls) Fine. PADFOOT is your best friend/partner in crime but how am I like Lupin?
Padfoot - Well. To start with you are a genius, I mean, have you seen your grades?!
Prongs - And let's not forget that you are so professorish-
Moony - (interrupting) I'm pretty sure that isn't a word.
Padfoot - See! You're acting just like a teacher right now!
Moony - Well-
Prongs - Ah ah! Nope. You cannot change our minds, for you
Padfoot & Prongs - Are our Moony!
Moony - (sighs) You're not going to drop this, are you?
Prongs - Nope.
Padfoot - Never.