Poland became magical girl like from magical girl series. Fights bad guys with wand and short skirt.
Then he tries to fight Russia.
"I will totally defeat you Russia!" he says.
"You should not say such things," Russia says.
Russia wields mighty pipe. They fight.
Prussia loses, even though he is not in fight. Then Poland loses. Becomes one with Russia.
Russian stories are much darker, да? But more realistic. And Russia is not bad guy; only wants to help.