If I Die Young

by I am Lord Cronus

A parody of The Band Perry's, 'If I Die Young' about what Percy would be thinking if Kronos had killed him, but the gods had won thanks to Luke.

A parody of 'If I Die Young', by The Band Perry.

All wrights belong to Rick Riordan and The Band Perry

Percy is killed by Kronos, and Annabeth dates Luke.

This is what Percy is thinking.

If I die young, you don't have to cry,

Don't be sad, forever,

Let me out to Sea, at dawn,

Send me home with the words of a Greek song,

Oh, oh, don't go,

Gods make me a river, so I can watch for a brother,

I know it will happen, my fathers such a lover,

Oh, and maybe my life isn't meant to be but,

The gods have come to see my body,

The sharp knife, of the Seas life,

And well,

I got in the wrong fight,

If I die young, you don't have to cry,

Don't be sad, forever,

Let me out to Sea, at dawn,

Send me home, with the words of a Greek song,

The sharp knife, of the Seas life,

And well,

I got in the wrong fight,

And you'll always have your knife,

The one that claimed my life,

The one from your love, Luck Castellan,

I never told my love for you my friend,

I've always wanted to be the one holding your hand,

Remember how I told you; I'd love you forever,

Who would have thought forever could be severed,

By the sharp knife, of the seas life,

And well I got in the wrong fight,

So put on your dress, ya,

The one from me to you,

Everything I did is gone,

A penny for my thought, oh no I sell 'em for a drachma,

There worth so much more, cause I'm someone the fates honor,

Funny when your dead, how people start listening,

If I die young, you don't have to cry,

Don't be sad, forever,

Let me out to Sea, at dawn,

Send me home with the words of a Greek,

Oh oh, oh no

The balance of the gods,

Gone to peace and love,

Gather up your fears,

Keep them in your pocket,

Save em for a time when you think that you can feel them,

Oh, the sharp knife, of the Seas life,

And well, I got in the wrong fight,

So put on your dress, ya,

The one from me to you,

Just to show my weirdness, here is a copy of the song in latin.

Si moriuntur, non sunt flere

Nolite tristes semper

Liceat altum luce

Mittere verba apud Graecos cantus

Oh, oh, non eo,

Di mihi fluvium, ut spectet ad fratrem

Scio futurum, ut amor patris,

Oh, mea an esse non dicitur,

Veni ad corpus deorum,

Acuto ferro maris vita

Et bene,

Lorem delicto proelium

Si moriuntur, non sunt flere

Nolite tristes semper

Liceat altum luce

Mitte domum, Graeca voce carmina

Acuto ferro maris vita

Et bene,

Lorem delicto proelium

Et tu semper cultro tuo,

Sibi quisque vitae

In unum ex amore, Fortuna castellanus,

Dixerunt mihi numquam amicus amore,

Et semper esse volui tenens manum

Dixi memineris te amare vellem in aeternum

Qui esset cogitari aeternum posset abscisa,

In novacula et freta vitae

Lorem ac peccavit proelium

Ponere in tua habitu, ya,

Unus ex vobis

Omnia fecit est abiit,

A denarium mea cogitatio, o non ego vendere 'em enim a drachma,

Ibi tanti magis, faciat sum aliquis fata honorem,

Ridiculam cum mortuum tuum, quam populus committitur audiendo,

Si moriuntur, non sunt flere

Nolite tristes semper

Liceat altum luce

Domum misit me verba graeca

O o, o non

Statera deorum,

Abiit ad pacem et amor,

Congrega metus,

Eos in quaeris,

Nisi em enim tempus cum quod te sentire eos,

O novacula ex Maria vitam

Et quoque vidi in culpa proelium