The first is just a ridiculous one-shot inspired by "Who broke it?" made by Wonderland Tea Party. Please don't end me.
Midoriya Izuku was currently in a pickle.
His phone was on low power from downloading too many hero fan base and gaming apps, and between Kacchan using his laptop, Aoyama-kun burying the dorm living room in his sparkling lights, or Todoroki-kun simply having fewer outlets than personally necessary for him, he was running out of options. Who could help him with his electricity issue?
... there was one option, but it would require use of his precious battery power.
Izuku dialed Kaminari-kun's number.
...
Kaminari Denki was shopping when he felt his phone vibrate gently in his pocket, a setting he had given it for two people. He doubted Koda was doing anything but still pampering his pet rabbit. He took it out of his pocket and answered.
Izuku spoke in confirmation "Hello?"
"Hey, what's up?" Denki responded.
"I need your help. Can you come here?"
"I can't. I'm buying t-shirts."
"Alright, well, hurry up and come back here then."
"I can't find them."
"What do you mean you can't find them?"
"I can't find them there's only mocchi."
"...what do you mean there's only mocchi?!"
"It means there's only mocchi!"
Izuku felt his usually unlimited patience run thin. "Well then get out of the mocchi isle!"
"Alright! You don't have to shout at me!"
Denki walked over to the neighboring isle, only to find the same thing as the previous isle!
"There's more mocchi."
"What do you mean there's more mocchi?!"
"There's just more mocchi!"
"Go into the next aisle!"
...
"There's still mocchi!"
"Where are you right now?!"
"I'm at mocchi!"
"What do you mean you're at mocchi?!"
"I mean I'm at mocchi!"
"What store are you in?!"
"I'm at the mocchi store!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE MOCCHI STORE?!"
"FUCK YOU!"
R&R. Please don't send the mob.