A Day in the Life of Bankotsu
It was a quiet morning, as usual. Bankotsu was the first to wake up, as usual. Then, he had been scared out of his pants by Jakotsu's morning wake-up scream, as usual.
"Good morning, oo-aniki!" Jakotsu sang.
"I told you, Jakotsu, don't do that, the other's don't like it, and neither do I," Bankotsu uttered. Jakotsu chuckled, and nodded. He thought Bankotsu looked cute when he was scared, which rarely ever happened.
"I will rip you to pieces!" Suikotsu said, still half-asleep."There was a chicken queen, and she was pretty, and I slept with her."
"What the hell?" Bankotsu and Jakotsu said in is very random when he's half-asleep at 6:00 in the morning.
After everyone was awake, Renkotsu asked the oh,so, powerful Bankotsu which village to raid.
"I say both," he answered, a sly grin on his face.
"Hooray! Early-morning pillaging!" Jakotsu chirped.
The Band of Seven made headway for the nearest village. On the way, they encountered someone who Bankotsu now despised.
Naraku.
"Hey, what are you doing showing your face here?" Bankotsu demanded.
"Why are so mad, oo-aniki? He looks pretty cute," Jakotsu stated.
"Jakotsu, you baka," Renkotsu said."Don't you know who that is?"
"Uhh, Michael Jackson?"
"First of all, nobody konws who Michael Jackson is around here," Renkotsu began.
"Neither do I," Jakotsu interrupted.
"Second of all, that is one who resurrected us the first time."
"Who resurrected us the second time?"
"Number XIV, remember?" Bankotsu said.
Flashback...
That day at Mt. Hakurei...
When the last of the Band of Seven was slain...
Number XIV of the Organization (why she was there is a long story)...
Was mondo ticked off at Inu and Naraku for doing so....
So, she fled the scene, to a place in her world, the Great Maw of Hollow Bastion...
Summoned Heartless of great galore...
And slaughtered them all.
Once she did, the Keyblade she held high,
Began to glow with a bright blue aura...
Then, it brought back the Band of Seven, who were alive and well.100 percent alive and well, mind you.
End Flasback...
"Oh, right," Jakotsu said."Why are you smiling, oo-aniki?"
"Nevermind that. Naraku, why are you here?"
Naraku gave a conceited smirk, and said in his creepy voice,"I have something for you to do."
Bankotsu growled, and pointed Banryuu at said demon."I thought that deal was , we are no longer indebted to you for our existence."
Naraku thought for a moment.
Yay! Another flashback!
This day, Bankotsu confronted Naraku and told him," My brothers and I are no longer under your command."
"How so?" Naraku asked.
"You know XIV, don't you? She brought us back, using the Keyblade."
Number XIV stood behind Bankotsu and said,"All I did was kick the asses of a thousand Heartless. Then, the Keyblade kind of acted on it's own."
"Ya hear that, Bakaraku(Bankotsu's nickname for Naraku)? So leave the Band of Seven alone!"
End flashback
"Uhh, no it isn't!" Naraku decided after 45 minutes of thinking.
"Boy, what an idiot," Renkotsu muttered.
Alrighty! Hope it was humorous! The ending was a little crappy. I suck at those. Yay! I made a guest appearance in zis!Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
Bankotsu: Calm down. You're forgetting the disclaimer.
Oh, right. Ahem...
Ze Author does not own Inuyasha. Yo, it belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
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