A/N: Hey you guys! I'm back and I'm actually going to try and stay(or rather update regularly). School starts in like two days, so I'll be daydreaming as usual.. So enough of my petty chatting, ON WITH THE STORY~~~
Disclaimer: You know I don't own jack!
Chapter #1: SEED PHASE!
"BLAAAAAIR!" Maka bolted at the top her lungs. You could swear all of Death City heard it. Blair had, in Maka's mind anyway, done the absolutely worst thing the sexy cat could ever think of! Well, two worse things. She first used Maka's most prized collection of books as a cat's cheap scratching post, and second, tried to dress her up in the skimpiest outfit she could fish out of her closet. Why? You might ask. WHO the HECK knows! That cat's been out to get Maka since the day Soul asked her out.
"Mreow! Catch me if you can!" Blair purred as she rode upon a pumpkin down the hall and into the kitchen.
"Blair! I'm gonna seriously kill you!" Maka angrily clenched the ripped pages of her favorite book. Her face was red, making her pumpkin orange shorts even brighter, and her clothes were askew from running. Blair smirked, sitting in her human form on the counter.
"Who me?"
"Yeah, you!" Maka grunted at the almost-witch.
"But what can a kid like you do to me?" She inquired. Maka blinked twice confused.
"Wha are yo-" "Pum-pumpkin, pumpkin! Seed phase!" Blair's hat wiggled, and pumpkins surrounded the blond meister. Maka yelled and cursed at Blair as the pumpkins around her began to shrink and turn into seeds. Blair said nothing and smiled. Once the spell was performed, and Maka was reduced to a crawling naked baby, Soul burst through the apartment door.
"What happened?! I heard screaming!" Soul shouted, only to see the cat Blair quickly pass by him and out the door. He stood there thorough confused. Then there was a light tug on his jeans and a small whine at his feet. A green, teary-eyed, blond haired baby looked up at him , looking as if she wanted to say something, but didn't know what. "A... baby?"
"G-gah!" The small child spoke as Soul careful picked her up. Okay... There's a baby in my apartment. I can be cool about this. Yeah! So Blair just left me with a naked baby GIRL! Oh God, that's a vagina! Soul turned his head, as if to hide his red face from baby Maka, but she noticed anyway.
"B-BAGAAAAH!" Her tiny voice yelled. She attempted to cover herself with one hand and baby-makachop his nose. Soul chucked at the action. I bet this uncool baby is Maka. Hehehe
"What's up Tiny-tits?"
A/N: I know it's short but hey, I just started back writing. Cut me a little slack. Sorry if they are a little OCish. And I meant Bagaaah, she's a baby! She can't speak yet! Silly, silly. Well that's it. Tell me what you think, Bagas~~