"I will kiss you for real, when pigs fly." Sonny whispered to me while filming the sketch. I took her comment as a joke and began leaning closer, while she did the same thing.
I heard big gasp from the crowd, which made me smirk, they were so shocked from what was going on right now on stage. I was a millimeter from touching Sonny's lips when I felt her tongue all over my upper and lower. Wow, Sonny can go a little crazy sometimes and- OMIGOSH this is not Sonny!
I opened my eyes to find a PIG licking my lips! YUCH! GROSS!
The screen went down and Sonny began to laugh, holding the kissing pig in her arms.
"Gross, I just kissed a pig!" I cried.
"Ha ha, and the best part: I didn't have to!" Sonny continued laughing and making her way out of the room.
"But you wanted to…" I said.
"No I didn't!" Sonny exclaimed.
"But you want to now…" I argued.
"Uh, not after you kissed a pig, no" She left the room.
I ran after her shouting "I didn't kiss the pig! The pig kissed me!"
When I caught up with Sonny, she gave the pig to Marshall and I stopped her "Where did you get that pig anyway?" I asked.
"I don't know…" Sonny smiled. She brought one of the camera men and asked him to replay what just happened. What I saw was crazy:
I saw the part when Sonny said 'I will kiss you for real, when pigs fly' and next, the stupid pig fell into her knees and she brought it in front of my face.
I looked at Sonny's smiley face and murmured with an evil voice "you disgust me…"
"You just kissed a pig," Sonny laughed "who's disgusting now?"
Sonny patted my shoulder and said sarcastically "Don't worry little baby Chad, I'm disappointed too…"
She turned around and called over her shoulder "Like I said, I will kiss you for real, when pigs fly…"
She took a few steps and then stopped. At the same time I realized what just happened and I began walking toward Sonny.
"Sorry? Did you say 'I will kiss you for real, when pigs fly' because I think that pigs falling from the sky counts too, isn't it?"
Sonny didn't move, I smiled so hard from my victory. I was two feet away from Sonny when she finally realized she needs to run away. She charged for the run but I caught her wrist and pulled her to stand against my body. Sonny began breathing hard and she kept her eyes from my face, not to fall for my eyes again. "The pig flew, Sonny. You ready?"
Sonny began kicking and punching me to get free but I grabbed the back of her head and pulled it to me so our lips will meet. Sonny and I got deeper into the kiss, I opened my eyes and saw the So Random cast staring at us with their jaws dropped. I waved at them to leave with the hand that was on Sonny's back, but Grady was about to shout something. Probably 'Sonny what the heck are you doing?!' but Tawni, Nico, Zora and Marshall each put their hands on his mouth and began walking away. Tawni gave me a thumb-up and I gave her one back. Then I closed my eyes again and continued kissing Sonny. I found myself in a silent room, as if a tiny sound proof wall has formed around the two of us. I put both my hands on the back of Sonny's head and put my fingers through her hair. Meanwhile, Sonny's arms were wrapped and loose around my neck.
I wished for the kiss to continue, but pigs can't fly all the time…