The Problems With Electronics

I was sitting at my desk when Sebastian came in carrying two packages.

"Young Master, these came in the mail for you." he said setting them on my desk.

"Ah, yes. These must be what I ordered last week." I said standing up.

There was a big box and a little box. I opened the big box first and pulled a laptop. Then I opened the small box and pulled out a Iphone.

"Young Master, why did you order these two things?"

"Because I heard that they are the hottest things on the market right now and that they help make handling business matters easier." I said turning on the Iphone.

When it turned on I was met with a question.

"Sebastian, set this thing up for me." I said handing him the phone.

"Yes Sir." he said and within ten minutes he had it set up. "Here you go, Young Master." he said handing the phone back to me.

"Thank you. Now set this up." I said handing him the laptop.

"Yes, Young Master." he said taking the laptop.

It took him five minutes to set up the laptop and when he was done he set it on the desk.

"Young Master, I just need you to give me the name you want as your username.

"My what?"

"Your username."

"What is that?"

"It's basically your name when you're on the computer."

"Oh. Well then I want my username is to be "The Great Ciel Phantomhive."

"Sir, I think that that username is too long."

"Fine just make it Ciel P."

"Yes, Sir." he said typing the name. "Now we need to set up Itunes but first we have to set you up an email account."

"What is that?"

"It's this program that allows you to get mail through the computer."

"Ah. Just set the stupid thing up."

"Yes Sir but I need another username."

"Ugh! This is so time consuming! How about "The Great Ciel?"

"That works. Okay your email is set up."

""Okay is that it?"

"No now we have to set up an Itunes account."

"Ugh! Okat do whatever you have to."

"Yes, Young Master."

*Ten minutes later*

"Okay Sir, everything is set up. Now all I have to do is sync your phone up to the computer."

"Huh?"

"Hand me the phone please, Young Master." Sebastian said."

"Here." I replied handing him the phone.

"Okay now all you have to do is plug the phone into this end of the usb cable and plug this end of the usb cable into this part of the laptop." Sebastian said plugging the usb cable into the usb port on the laptop.

"Huh?"

"Honestly Sir. What would you do without me?"

"Are you mocking me?"

"No, Sir."

"You better not be. Now I'm going to leave all this computer stuff to you."

"Sir, why did you order this stuff if you weren't going to use them yourself?"

"I ordered them to make the company's business go by a little easier. I didn't order then for my own personal use."

"Then would you like me to take the laptop out of here?"

"No, leave it." I said.

"Yes, Sir."

"Now leave." I said sitting back down.

"Yes, Young Master. I will be back in a little bit with your afternoon tea."

"Good now leave."

"Of course, Young Master." Sebastian said then he left the room.

"Okay now then, how do I check my email? Oh great. Sebastian!" I yelled.

"Maybe getting all of this electronic stuff was a bad idea." I thought.

"You called for me, Sir."

"Teach me how to use my email." I demanded.

"Honestly, Sir, what would you do without me?"

"Oh shut up and teach me!"

"Yes, Young Master." Sebastian said and for the next two hours he taught me how to use my laptop.

Well there's my new story. I do not own anything!