A/N Alright, this is one of the weirdest things you'll ever read. It's a Skype conversation between Sadie Breezy, L. Lawliet-Rue Ryuzaki, and I. I am adam, and Betsy is Lil Mexican. (She will kill us when she reads this.)
Enjoy and be… completely fucking confused.
[10/1/2012 10:45:10 PM] adam: Dude, I have F's FUCK. OFF.
[10/1/2012 10:45:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YOU PERVERTED 12 YEAR OLD
[10/1/2012 10:45:38 PM] L. Lawliet: What?
[10/1/2012 10:45:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I got all A's and one C (insert awesome face here)
[10/1/2012 10:45:48 PM] L. Lawliet: I'm innocent!
[10/1/2012 10:45:59 PM] L. Lawliet: *Cough* Not *Cough*
[10/1/2012 10:46:01 PM] adam: I've got all A's... And two F's
[10/1/2012 10:46:03 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: INNOCENT PERCY'S ASS
[10/1/2012 10:46:11 PM] L. Lawliet: Wrong!
[10/1/2012 10:46:16 PM] adam: ...HAHAHAHAHA!
[10/1/2012 10:46:19 PM] L. Lawliet: It's Chaos' ass!
[10/1/2012 10:46:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh gods...
[10/1/2012 10:46:29 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 10:46:32 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: APHRODITE'S ASS
[10/1/2012 10:46:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: just saying
[10/1/2012 10:46:39 PM] adam: ...
[10/1/2012 10:46:41 PM] L. Lawliet: O.o
[10/1/2012 10:46:49 PM] L. Lawliet: I think we broke Adam.
[10/1/2012 10:46:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: You know it's true tho!
[10/1/2012 10:47:02 PM] adam: ...
[10/1/2012 10:47:22 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: [awesome face here]
[10/1/2012 10:47:23 PM] L. Lawliet: We did...
[10/1/2012 10:47:31 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: HIGH FIVE
[10/1/2012 10:47:32 PM] adam: ... You two...
[10/1/2012 10:47:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: What?
[10/1/2012 10:47:41 PM] L. Lawliet: I think I know something to break him out of it!
[10/1/2012 10:47:42 PM] adam: ...Need theoropy...
[10/1/2012 10:47:50 PM] L. Lawliet: THROWWWWW THEEE CHEEESSSSSEEEEEE!
[10/1/2012 10:47:52 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NOO IM SANE
[10/1/2012 10:47:57 PM] adam: therapy! Fuck!
[10/1/2012 10:47:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: CHEEEESSSEEEE
[10/1/2012 10:47:58 PM] L. Lawliet: I'm not!
[10/1/2012 10:48:07 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: IM SANE
[10/1/2012 10:48:09 PM] adam: I lost my sanity years ago.
[10/1/2012 10:48:28 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Around the same time Aphrodite lost her virginity?
[10/1/2012 10:48:30 PM] L. Lawliet: I lost my sanity when I was born and flew out of the window,
[10/1/2012 10:48:33 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I had to...
[10/1/2012 10:48:43 PM] adam: I'm not that old...
[10/1/2012 10:48:46 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: LIES
[10/1/2012 10:48:58 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Why am I laughing?
[10/1/2012 10:49:02 PM] L. Lawliet: She means that you fucked Aphrodite, Adam.
[10/1/2012 10:49:08 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: SEE
[10/1/2012 10:49:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: 12 YEAR OLD GETS IT
[10/1/2012 10:49:20 PM] adam: ...
WHAT THE FUCK?
[10/1/2012 10:49:24 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 10:49:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
[10/1/2012 10:49:30 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I SAID IT
[10/1/2012 10:49:33 PM] L. Lawliet: I AM YOUR SON. LOL.
[10/1/2012 10:49:43 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I wanna be the daughter!
[10/1/2012 10:49:47 PM] L. Lawliet: Son of Adam and Aphrodite...
[10/1/2012 10:49:50 PM] L. Lawliet: Weird...
[10/1/2012 10:49:56 PM] adam: I WOULD BE ADAM FROM ADAM AND EVE IN THAT CASE, FUCK OFF!
[10/1/2012 10:50:04 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ONE BIG HAPPY SLUTTY FAMILY
[10/1/2012 10:50:08 PM] L. Lawliet: Eve would be Aphrodite.
[10/1/2012 10:50:10 PM] L. Lawliet: Lol.
[10/1/2012 10:50:19 PM] L. Lawliet: Stop cheating on Betsy.
[10/1/2012 10:50:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: LOOOOOL
[10/1/2012 10:50:28 PM] adam: ...THE FUCK?
[10/1/2012 10:50:34 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Dude, seriously. High five.
[10/1/2012 10:50:35 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 10:50:42 PM] L. Lawliet: *High five*
[10/1/2012 10:50:50 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: WOOT!
[10/1/2012 10:50:53 PM] adam: ...There is a gun under my pillow you know..
[10/1/2012 10:51:11 PM] L. Lawliet: Your halfway around the world. I think I'm save.
[10/1/2012 10:51:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: There is a machete under my bed that is just begging to be stuck up your ass.
[10/1/2012 10:51:15 PM] L. Lawliet: safe*
[10/1/2012 10:51:36 PM] adam: And if you are my children... I HELPED BRING YOU INTO THIS WORLD. I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT OF IT.
EVEN YOU RYUZAKI!
[10/1/2012 10:51:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: bro, you weren't pregnant
[10/1/2012 10:52:08 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: You just like, had your orgasm inside mom and bam!
[10/1/2012 10:52:12 PM] L. Lawliet: *Pouts and gives puppy eyes* Mum and Betsy would kill you for killing the children.
[10/1/2012 10:52:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NINE MONTHS LATER...
[10/1/2012 10:52:22 PM] adam: Umm... The baby comes from the male as sperm first...
[10/1/2012 10:52:34 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: MPREG?
[10/1/2012 10:52:38 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Ooooh
[10/1/2012 10:52:44 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Interesting.
[10/1/2012 10:52:53 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Can I touch your pregnant belly?
[10/1/2012 10:53:07 PM] adam: How the hell did you not know this yet? I thought your mother told you this shit?
[10/1/2012 10:53:19 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I knew this.
[10/1/2012 10:53:27 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Ha. Never had the talk.
[10/1/2012 10:53:33 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NEVER WILLLLL
[10/1/2012 10:53:39 PM] adam: Well then Sadie, I am not pregnant.
[10/1/2012 10:53:47 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Are you suuuure?
[10/1/2012 10:53:55 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm your daughter ok?
[10/1/2012 10:53:57 PM] adam: BUT I AM YOR FATHAAAAAA! (Apperantly)
[10/1/2012 10:54:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Sadie would be Betsy's child, I would be Aphrodite's child. Can we switch?
[10/1/2012 10:54:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: No.
[10/1/2012 10:54:20 PM] adam: ...
How the fuck was I dragged into this?
[10/1/2012 10:54:20 PM] L. Lawliet: Damn/
[10/1/2012 10:54:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ADAM YOU MAN WHORE
[10/1/2012 10:54:34 PM] L. Lawliet: Because you are our FATHER!
[10/1/2012 10:54:39 PM] L. Lawliet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[10/1/2012 10:54:45 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: DAAADYYY
[10/1/2012 10:54:54 PM] adam: IT WAS A LOVE POTION! RYUZAKI WAS A MISTAKE!
[10/1/2012 10:55:03 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *spit take*
[10/1/2012 10:55:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: OOOH BUUURN
[10/1/2012 10:55:17 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Ouch.
[10/1/2012 10:55:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: THAT'S GOTTA HURT
[10/1/2012 10:55:29 PM] L. Lawliet: *Tear up*
[10/1/2012 10:55:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: DON'T WORRY BRO
[10/1/2012 10:55:45 PM] L. Lawliet: *A huge dove kills Adam*
[10/1/2012 10:55:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *snorts*
[10/1/2012 10:56:00 PM] adam: Sadie, you (apperantly) Am my real daughter. And Ryuzaki, I love you just as much.
[10/1/2012 10:56:01 PM] L. Lawliet: The perks of being a son of Aphrodite.
[10/1/2012 10:56:21 PM] adam: Wait, I'm dead... YOU LITTLE FUCK!
[10/1/2012 10:56:35 PM] L. Lawliet: Great reception in the underworld, right?
[10/1/2012 10:56:38 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Is the wifi in the fields of punishment good?
[10/1/2012 10:57:12 PM] adam: Nah, I'm stuck in the line forever...
[10/1/2012 10:57:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *evil smirk*
[10/1/2012 10:57:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: OOOOH NIIIICOOOO
[10/1/2012 10:57:42 PM] L. Lawliet: Sadie, I bet $10 that he'll knock up the whole Elysium.
[10/1/2012 10:57:51 PM] adam: Sadie, you do know I got you a penguin army for your birthday...
[10/1/2012 10:57:55 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Bet accepted
[10/1/2012 10:58:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: My birthday was five months ago...
[10/1/2012 10:58:31 PM] adam: THERE IN ANTARTICA WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE!
[10/1/2012 10:58:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Are they purple?
[10/1/2012 10:58:42 PM] adam: GOD DAMN PENGUINS!
[10/1/2012 10:58:45 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Can they dance?
[10/1/2012 10:59:11 PM] adam: Yes, but there are some midnight black ones. And they can dance.
[10/1/2012 10:59:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: What do you want *suspicious*
[10/1/2012 10:59:52 PM] L. Lawliet: So... Have you met Nyx yet? Adam?
[10/1/2012 10:59:54 PM] L. Lawliet: LOL.
[10/1/2012 11:00:04 PM] adam: Nothing, there just waiting until your next birthday.
[10/1/2012 11:00:32 PM] adam: And Ryuzaki, yes I did. We had coffee and she told me I would be going to Tartarus.
[10/1/2012 11:00:49 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YEEES
[10/1/2012 11:00:52 PM] L. Lawliet: LOL. Did you by chance knock her up? You must have.
[10/1/2012 11:00:55 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I want those penguins.
[10/1/2012 11:01:00 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh my gods
[10/1/2012 11:01:17 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: My dad's a whore
[10/1/2012 11:01:30 PM] L. Lawliet: When you have coffee you know she likes you.
[10/1/2012 11:01:32 PM] adam: NO! God damn I hate you Ryuzaki...
And Sadie, just go ask uncle Poseidon to take you there.
[10/1/2012 11:01:50 PM] L. Lawliet: I thought Betsy was Sadie's mum
[10/1/2012 11:02:09 PM] adam: I'm Poseidons son... You are an asshole.
[10/1/2012 11:02:10 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :D
[10/1/2012 11:02:19 PM] L. Lawliet: OH MY GODS YOU KNOCKED UP DEMETER/HERA/HESTIA? HOLY SON OF A
[10/1/2012 11:02:25 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh.
[10/1/2012 11:02:25 PM] L. Lawliet: Right.
[10/1/2012 11:02:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ... Oh my gods. I can't even.
[10/1/2012 11:02:38 PM] adam: THE FUCK!
NO!
[10/1/2012 11:02:51 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm telling mooooooom
[10/1/2012 11:03:01 PM] L. Lawliet: Me too! Wait for me!
[10/1/2012 11:03:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Let's go little bro!
[10/1/2012 11:03:23 PM] L. Lawliet: ME... AWAY!
[10/1/2012 11:03:47 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: away?
[10/1/2012 11:03:54 PM] L. Lawliet: What? It's legit!
[10/1/2012 11:03:57 PM] adam: ...i'M JUST GOING TO GO STAB MYSELF WITH kRONOS'S SYTHE...
[10/1/2012 11:04:12 PM] adam: Fucking caps lock...
And Scythe
[10/1/2012 11:04:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *strokes imaginary mustache*
[10/1/2012 11:04:27 PM] L. Lawliet: What did you do to Kronos?
[10/1/2012 11:04:33 PM] L. Lawliet: Don't tell me...
[10/1/2012 11:04:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: It does...
He fucked Kronos
[10/1/2012 11:04:39 PM] L. Lawliet: You knocked up Rhea?
[10/1/2012 11:04:42 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Obviously
[10/1/2012 11:05:01 PM] adam: ...My children are fucked up...
[10/1/2012 11:05:09 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: You sure you gonna go stab your self with Kronos' scythe, not Penis?
[10/1/2012 11:05:13 PM] L. Lawliet: We're not whores like you.
[10/1/2012 11:05:17 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:05:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :D
[10/1/2012 11:05:25 PM] L. Lawliet: When Children rebel.
[10/1/2012 11:05:38 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: cause children are beast!
[10/1/2012 11:05:50 PM] L. Lawliet: I think we broke him.
[10/1/2012 11:06:05 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm gonna change his name in my contacts list
[10/1/2012 11:06:13 PM] L. Lawliet: What? To dad?
[10/1/2012 11:06:29 PM] L. Lawliet: I accidentaly changed his name to Dad the Whore.
[10/1/2012 11:06:32 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: From 'Adam' to 'Daddy Da Manhoe'
[10/1/2012 11:06:34 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:06:47 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: LOL
[10/1/2012 11:06:53 PM] L. Lawliet: LOL.
[10/1/2012 11:06:58 PM] L. Lawliet: Where's Adam?
[10/1/2012 11:07:00 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Dude
[10/1/2012 11:07:08 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I think he went to kill himself
[10/1/2012 11:07:18 PM] L. Lawliet: I think he went into hiding... You know, from Betsy.
[10/1/2012 11:07:28 PM] adam: Still wonering where I went wrong raising you two...
[10/1/2012 11:07:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: She's your stepmom, L.
[10/1/2012 11:07:36 PM] L. Lawliet: EVERYWHERE.
[10/1/2012 11:07:47 PM] adam: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!
[10/1/2012 11:07:49 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YOU WERE TOO BUSY WHORING AROUND TO RAISE US
[10/1/2012 11:07:55 PM] L. Lawliet: You knocked up a random girl in front of us.
[10/1/2012 11:08:03 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *covers eyes*
[10/1/2012 11:08:11 PM] adam: WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?
[10/1/2012 11:08:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I bet you had kinky sex with Triton...
[10/1/2012 11:08:20 PM] L. Lawliet: *Pats Sadie on the back* There, there/
[10/1/2012 11:08:26 PM] L. Lawliet: When I was 7.
[10/1/2012 11:08:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *hugs* I'm scared...
[10/1/2012 11:08:46 PM] adam: ... I'm grabbing the gun and begging to Chaos to fucking destoy my soul.
[10/1/2012 11:08:51 PM] L. Lawliet: Poor step-mom...
[10/1/2012 11:08:59 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Poor mommy
[10/1/2012 11:09:09 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: You must've given her aids!
[10/1/2012 11:09:22 PM] L. Lawliet: Yeah.
[10/1/2012 11:09:37 PM] adam: *Puts gun to head* Fuck this world. Hope you don't at like this to Betsy. Seeya.
[10/1/2012 11:09:45 PM] adam: *Pulls trigger*
[10/1/2012 11:09:45 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ._. *gives pack of condoms* use them wisely, whore.
[10/1/2012 11:09:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *cheers*
[10/1/2012 11:10:01 PM] L. Lawliet: No, don't suicide!
[10/1/2012 11:10:19 PM] L. Lawliet: It wouldn't be 'profitable' for anyone!
[10/1/2012 11:10:21 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I thought he was already dead...
[10/1/2012 11:10:27 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: TROLOLOLOLOL
[10/1/2012 11:10:37 PM] L. Lawliet: I'll just go now...
[10/1/2012 11:10:48 PM] L. Lawliet: *Grabs briefcase*
[10/1/2012 11:10:48 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Nooooo
[10/1/2012 11:10:55 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm alone?
[10/1/2012 11:11:00 PM] L. Lawliet: *Briefcase opens to show a gun*
[10/1/2012 11:11:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Oops.
[10/1/2012 11:11:11 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ADAM GET YO ASS IN HERE
[10/1/2012 11:11:43 PM] L. Lawliet: Now, Adam, just go tell Betsy what you did, and state your a man and she can't stop you!
[10/1/2012 11:11:48 PM] L. Lawliet: *Adam leaves*
[10/1/2012 11:11:55 PM] L. Lawliet: *Raises sniper*
[10/1/2012 11:11:59 PM] L. Lawliet: *BANG*
[10/1/2012 11:12:05 PM] L. Lawliet: Cha ching.
[10/1/2012 11:12:38 PM] adam: I'm fucking dead! Sadie in the case under the bead is Riptide. Percy gave it to me. Take it.
Ryuzaki, your a bastard like your mother. Fcuk off.
[10/1/2012 11:12:44 PM] adam: Fuck..
[10/1/2012 11:12:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *takes riptide*
[10/1/2012 11:13:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait, are you talking about stepmum or mum?
[10/1/2012 11:13:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I always knew I was your favorite!
[10/1/2012 11:13:13 PM] adam: Aphrodaite.
[10/1/2012 11:13:25 PM] adam: Or however you spell her damned name..
[10/1/2012 11:13:27 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Aphrotitty
[10/1/2012 11:13:27 PM] L. Lawliet: Cause I seem to remember she told me that you rather enjoyed her company.
[10/1/2012 11:13:35 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:13:43 PM] L. Lawliet: Aren't you dead?
[10/1/2012 11:13:46 PM] adam: Dude, fucking. lLove. Potion.
[10/1/2012 11:13:53 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh, I have something to tell you.
[10/1/2012 11:13:58 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ._.
[10/1/2012 11:14:01 PM] adam: Chaos didn't destroy my soul..
[10/1/2012 11:14:05 PM] L. Lawliet: I'm not a child of Aphrodite.
[10/1/2012 11:14:11 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :O
[10/1/2012 11:14:13 PM] L. Lawliet: I'm a child of Artemis.
[10/1/2012 11:14:20 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YOU'RE NOT MY BRODAAA?
[10/1/2012 11:14:25 PM] L. Lawliet: How many people HAVE YOU knocked up, dad?
[10/1/2012 11:14:30 PM] adam: ... Alright, I never had sex with her..
[10/1/2012 11:14:36 PM] L. Lawliet: I am your step brother...
[10/1/2012 11:14:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *stares accusingly at dad*
[10/1/2012 11:14:43 PM] L. Lawliet: You were drunk.
[10/1/2012 11:14:53 PM] L. Lawliet: Really, really drunk.
[10/1/2012 11:14:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: You kinky bastard.
[10/1/2012 11:14:59 PM] adam: ... HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THIS?
[10/1/2012 11:15:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: maybe I should chop off your dick with Riptide...
[10/1/2012 11:15:24 PM] L. Lawliet: Because mom is ashamed of you.
[10/1/2012 11:15:32 PM] L. Lawliet: She raised me up to be an assasin.
[10/1/2012 11:15:48 PM] adam: WHY THE HELL DID SHE EVEN HAVE SEX WITH ME?
[10/1/2012 11:15:53 PM] adam: FUCK.
[10/1/2012 11:15:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm gonna go run away with Apollo.
[10/1/2012 11:16:00 PM] L. Lawliet: You spiked her drink...
[10/1/2012 11:16:06 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I can't stand bring your daughter.
[10/1/2012 11:16:07 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait a minute!
[10/1/2012 11:16:10 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: THE SHAME
[10/1/2012 11:16:27 PM] L. Lawliet: NO SISTER OF MINE SHOULD RUN AWAY WITH THAT MAN WHORE.
[10/1/2012 11:16:29 PM] adam: You do that Sadie... Actually watch out, he really likes younger women..
[10/1/2012 11:16:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm younger.
[10/1/2012 11:16:49 PM] adam: SADIE STAB THE FUCKER! AND THEN ME!
[10/1/2012 11:16:51 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: MY OWN FATHER DOESN'T LOVE ME
[10/1/2012 11:16:55 PM] L. Lawliet: I'm immortal by the way.
[10/1/2012 11:17:12 PM] adam: I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO LET YOU GET RID OF ME! SO STAB ME!
[10/1/2012 11:17:12 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm becoming Apollo's immortal wife..
[10/1/2012 11:17:18 PM] L. Lawliet: *Shoots Apollo where it hurts*]
[10/1/2012 11:17:24 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NOOOO
[10/1/2012 11:17:34 PM] adam: Thank you Ryuzaki... Now someone kill me please?
[10/1/2012 11:17:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *sobs* MY CHILDREN
[10/1/2012 11:17:41 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NEVER.
[10/1/2012 11:17:45 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: SUFFER.
[10/1/2012 11:17:52 PM] adam: Oh goddamnit Sadie..
[10/1/2012 11:17:59 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait.
[10/1/2012 11:18:00 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *glares*
[10/1/2012 11:18:08 PM] L. Lawliet: You have children?
[10/1/2012 11:18:09 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm not killing you.
[10/1/2012 11:18:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I was GOING to
[10/1/2012 11:18:26 PM] adam: YOU WOULD BE DATING YOUR BROTHERS UNCLE!
[10/1/2012 11:18:27 PM] L. Lawliet: Mom, Apollo knocked my sister up!
[10/1/2012 11:18:42 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: GODS DON'T HAVE DNA
[10/1/2012 11:18:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Shut up!
[10/1/2012 11:20:02 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:21:10 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Fuck this, I'm joining the Hunters.
[10/1/2012 11:21:15 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:21:26 PM] L. Lawliet: Mom, Sadie wants to join the hunters.
[10/1/2012 11:21:35 PM] L. Lawliet: *Mom appears*
[10/1/2012 11:21:42 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *bows*
[10/1/2012 11:21:44 PM] adam: Please except her... And then shoot me...
[10/1/2012 11:21:48 PM] L. Lawliet: *Mom slaps Adam*
[10/1/2012 11:21:57 PM] adam: I deserved it...
[10/1/2012 11:21:58 PM] L. Lawliet: *Mom mauls Adam*
[10/1/2012 11:22:05 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *laughs silently*
[10/1/2012 11:22:10 PM] adam: Still deserve it..
[10/1/2012 11:22:22 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Can I help?
[10/1/2012 11:22:32 PM] L. Lawliet: *Mom knees Adam where it hurts*
[10/1/2012 11:22:38 PM] adam: Wait... Why the fuck do I keep coming back to life? Someone kill me already!
[10/1/2012 11:22:42 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: OOOOOOOHHH
[10/1/2012 11:22:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: No.
[10/1/2012 11:22:57 PM] adam: ...Still...Diserved..It..
[10/1/2012 11:23:14 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *kills*
[10/1/2012 11:23:18 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh, P.S. the reason why you keep coming back to life was because Hades, You and Artemis had a threesome.
[10/1/2012 11:23:26 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :O
[10/1/2012 11:23:33 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Can I just...
[10/1/2012 11:23:43 PM] L. Lawliet: You spiked Hades's drink too.
[10/1/2012 11:23:49 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh gods
[10/1/2012 11:23:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Bisexual whore
[10/1/2012 11:24:14 PM] adam: ... Dude, I'm just a demi-god. WHAT. THE. HELL.
[10/1/2012 11:24:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Uncle Poseidon must be ashamed...
[10/1/2012 11:24:40 PM] adam: ...I just have to be the oldest one of us, don't I?
[10/1/2012 11:24:49 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Yep :D
[10/1/2012 11:25:05 PM] L. Lawliet: Well... If you were younger that would make it awkward.
[10/1/2012 11:25:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: TIME LORD
[10/1/2012 11:25:30 PM] L. Lawliet: I am one.
[10/1/2012 11:25:44 PM] L. Lawliet: He also knocked up a Time Lady.
[10/1/2012 11:25:50 PM] adam: ... I hate you both... And I don't even fully know you both... But I seriously could believe that you guys live near me...
[10/1/2012 11:26:02 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:26:06 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Hey, L.
[10/1/2012 11:26:10 PM] adam: What the hell...
[10/1/2012 11:26:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Am I still your plus 1?
[10/1/2012 11:26:18 PM] L. Lawliet: Yup.
[10/1/2012 11:26:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Awesome!
[10/1/2012 11:26:25 PM] L. Lawliet: Lol.
[10/1/2012 11:26:30 PM] L. Lawliet: Now, to the Tardis!
[10/1/2012 11:26:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Demidoctor and Deminurse!
[10/1/2012 11:26:46 PM] L. Lawliet: Maybe we can make Dad less of a whore...
[10/1/2012 11:26:58 PM] L. Lawliet: Deminurse? O.o
[10/1/2012 11:27:08 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm the nurse bro
[10/1/2012 11:27:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I had to.
[10/1/2012 11:27:15 PM] L. Lawliet: I can see why Apollo likes you...
[10/1/2012 11:27:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Why?!
[10/1/2012 11:27:26 PM] L. Lawliet: You both have the same workplace...
[10/1/2012 11:27:31 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: OOOOH
[10/1/2012 11:27:32 PM] adam: Okay, I really have no idea what you are talking about..
[10/1/2012 11:27:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm a Hunter tho
[10/1/2012 11:27:42 PM] L. Lawliet: He knocks up a person three feet away from him.
[10/1/2012 11:27:52 PM] L. Lawliet: Thank the gods for that.
[10/1/2012 11:28:03 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: TO THE TARDIS
[10/1/2012 11:28:04 PM] adam: Okay I may know what your talking about... Nevermind.
[10/1/2012 11:28:16 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: What are we talking bout,
[10/1/2012 11:28:21 PM] L. Lawliet: IDK.
[10/1/2012 11:28:24 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Huh?
[10/1/2012 11:28:30 PM] adam: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TARDIS?
[10/1/2012 11:28:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Yo, DemiDoctor. We gonna go?
[10/1/2012 11:28:47 PM] L. Lawliet: YOU DON'T WATCH DOCTOR WHO?
[10/1/2012 11:28:49 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I wanna visit Cassandra...
[10/1/2012 11:28:53 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :O
[10/1/2012 11:28:58 PM] adam: I DON'T WATCH FUCKING T.V!
[10/1/2012 11:29:06 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: WATCH IT ONLINE
[10/1/2012 11:29:22 PM] adam: I've got to go feed the cats... Literally, be back in two minutes.
[10/1/2012 11:29:31 PM] L. Lawliet: He has cats?
[10/1/2012 11:29:32 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: He's lying.
[10/1/2012 11:29:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: He wants to screw those cats.
[10/1/2012 11:29:40 PM] L. Lawliet: I see his life already.
[10/1/2012 11:29:58 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *laughs hysterically*
[10/1/2012 11:30:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Young innocent boy Man Whore Cat lady whore.
[10/1/2012 11:30:26 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh gods... Do you think he screwed Medusa?
[10/1/2012 11:30:32 PM] L. Lawliet: O.O
[10/1/2012 11:30:38 PM] L. Lawliet: I hope not...
[10/1/2012 11:31:06 PM] L. Lawliet: Little boy, wants to follow in Daddy's footsteps... Knnocks up Medusa... LOL!
[10/1/2012 11:31:09 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: It would explain the baby with snake hair in his bathtub
[10/1/2012 11:31:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: HAHA
[10/1/2012 11:31:35 PM] L. Lawliet: Where's Betsy?
[10/1/2012 11:31:47 PM] L. Lawliet: I think she keeps a check...
[10/1/2012 11:32:01 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I dunno.
[10/1/2012 11:32:05 PM] L. Lawliet: On who the people he knocked up were.
[10/1/2012 11:32:06 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Maybe.
[10/1/2012 11:32:20 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ... ._. why is he OUR dad?
[10/1/2012 11:32:28 PM] L. Lawliet: I don't know...
[10/1/2012 11:32:37 PM] L. Lawliet: But I have two dads...
[10/1/2012 11:32:43 PM] L. Lawliet: So I choose Hades...
[10/1/2012 11:32:45 PM] L. Lawliet: LOL.
[10/1/2012 11:32:51 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Lucky ducky
[10/1/2012 11:33:18 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait, screw that, I have five dads and ten moms...
[10/1/2012 11:33:20 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: If I can't date Apollo, he can be my dad...
[10/1/2012 11:33:28 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh my gods.
[10/1/2012 11:33:29 PM] adam: ...I fucking hate you both... I'm leaving
Sadie, you've been adopted by Percy. He would love to have you be his daughter.
[10/1/2012 11:33:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YYYEEEESS
[10/1/2012 11:33:50 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: IM PERCABETH'S CHILD
[10/1/2012 11:34:00 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait, Sadie... Artemis is Percy's girl now...
[10/1/2012 11:34:05 PM] adam: Fuck off both of you. I'm going to go talk to Odin to see if he can kill me.
[10/1/2012 11:34:10 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh wait, sorry, Zoë.
[10/1/2012 11:34:17 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: IM POE'S CHILD
[10/1/2012 11:34:21 PM] L. Lawliet: Artemis is their best friend.
[10/1/2012 11:34:27 PM] L. Lawliet: Edgar Allen Poe?
[10/1/2012 11:34:33 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Can Artemis just be my mom?
[10/1/2012 11:34:34 PM] L. Lawliet: Interesting.
[10/1/2012 11:34:39 PM] L. Lawliet: Nah...
[10/1/2012 11:34:44 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YES.
[10/1/2012 11:34:45 PM] L. Lawliet: Your stuck with Zoë...
[10/1/2012 11:34:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Your girlfriend?
[10/1/2012 11:35:04 PM] adam: I'm going to go die.
Sadie, everything in my will is left to you. Fuck off Ryuzaki.
[10/1/2012 11:35:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: :D what will?
[10/1/2012 11:35:33 PM] adam: Go talk to Percy, he has it.
[10/1/2012 11:35:36 PM] L. Lawliet: I stole it.
[10/1/2012 11:35:43 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Gimme
[10/1/2012 11:35:46 PM] adam: You got the copy dumbass.
[10/1/2012 11:35:50 PM] L. Lawliet: It says...
[10/1/2012 11:36:08 PM] L. Lawliet: 'I leave my man whore skills to Sadie. That is all.'
[10/1/2012 11:36:10 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:36:24 PM] L. Lawliet: O.o
[10/1/2012 11:36:27 PM] adam: Sadie gets the mansion, the family wealth, and everything I fucking own.
[10/1/2012 11:36:30 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ...
[10/1/2012 11:36:33 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YES
[10/1/2012 11:36:39 PM] adam: Ryuzaki gets the skills. Suck on that.
[10/1/2012 11:36:46 PM] L. Lawliet: Damn.
[10/1/2012 11:36:51 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Hey Julie, you keep the skills,
[10/1/2012 11:36:59 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait, Hades made a deal with Hela.
[10/1/2012 11:37:04 PM] L. Lawliet: You don't die.
[10/1/2012 11:37:07 PM] L. Lawliet: At all.
[10/1/2012 11:37:13 PM] L. Lawliet: That means no will.
[10/1/2012 11:37:15 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:37:20 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Shut up, Julie!
[10/1/2012 11:37:23 PM] adam: Dude, ODIN different religion dumbass.
[10/1/2012 11:37:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Juliet...
[10/1/2012 11:37:32 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Julie
[10/1/2012 11:37:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'll stick with Juliet.
[10/1/2012 11:37:45 PM] L. Lawliet: ODIN AND HELA ARE NORSE IDIOT.
[10/1/2012 11:37:56 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:38:11 PM] L. Lawliet: Who wants to play the server?
[10/1/2012 11:38:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ...
[10/1/2012 11:38:17 PM] adam: Sadie gets everything, I'm going to Hel.
And nah, my life force can bring back Odin's eye. I'm dead.
[10/1/2012 11:38:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I GET ERR'THANGG
[10/1/2012 11:38:38 PM] L. Lawliet: ... Damn.
[10/1/2012 11:39:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait... I can just put your man whore skills on Apollo.
[10/1/2012 11:39:10 PM] L. Lawliet: Suck on that, Sadie.
[10/1/2012 11:39:13 PM] adam: ... So your gay?
[10/1/2012 11:39:19 PM] L. Lawliet: No more skills for me.
[10/1/2012 11:39:31 PM] L. Lawliet: No, as in give the skill to Apollo,
[10/1/2012 11:39:34 PM] adam: ... It's a family thing... You inherited them..
[10/1/2012 11:39:34 PM] L. Lawliet: Idiot.
[10/1/2012 11:39:51 PM] L. Lawliet: And who knocked up 5 guyss at a time? YOU.
[10/1/2012 11:40:09 PM] adam: Actually, no. They were women dressed like men.
[10/1/2012 11:40:30 PM] L. Lawliet: Zeus, Hades, Hermes, Ares, Apollo.
[10/1/2012 11:40:36 PM] L. Lawliet: Am I missing anything?
[10/1/2012 11:40:37 PM] adam: I just thought of something... Betsy is going to kill all of us when she gets back..
[10/1/2012 11:40:42 PM] L. Lawliet: OH SHIT.
[10/1/2012 11:40:49 PM] L. Lawliet: I don't know about you guys...
[10/1/2012 11:40:53 PM] adam: RUN FOR THE HILL'S!
[10/1/2012 11:41:06 PM] L. Lawliet: But I'm going to hide in the corner and say it was your fault.
[10/1/2012 11:41:09 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: watch?v=I67GwCAxN8c&sns=em
[10/1/2012 11:41:26 PM] adam: Sadie... Your aperantly her daughter... Your lucky as fuck...
[10/1/2012 11:41:32 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh, P.S. Hades is now courting Betsy...
[10/1/2012 11:41:54 PM] L. Lawliet: You apparently got a divorce...
[10/1/2012 11:41:54 PM] adam: Julian... She is really going to kill you now.
[10/1/2012 11:41:58 PM] L. Lawliet: :^)
[10/1/2012 11:42:02 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:42:11 PM] L. Lawliet: RUN!
[10/1/2012 11:42:12 PM] adam: You're dead bro.
[10/1/2012 11:42:28 PM] L. Lawliet: Where's Sadie?
[10/1/2012 11:43:00 PM] L. Lawliet: She wouldn't harm her boyfriend's child.
[10/1/2012 11:43:06 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Eating waffles.
[10/1/2012 11:43:11 PM] adam: Sadie, you are so godsdamn lucky! *Dives into buggs bunny's hole*
Ehh, what's up doc? *I turn around.* AHHH APOLLO!
[10/1/2012 11:43:12 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:43:20 PM] L. Lawliet: Yeah...
[10/1/2012 11:43:29 PM] L. Lawliet: *Apollo punches Adam*
[10/1/2012 11:43:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Apollo!
[10/1/2012 11:43:43 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Stop it!
[10/1/2012 11:43:53 PM] L. Lawliet: Well, he did spike Apollo
[10/1/2012 11:43:58 PM] adam: *I hit the ground* Dude... Were you having sex with buggs?
[10/1/2012 11:44:00 PM] L. Lawliet: drink...
[10/1/2012 11:44:02 PM] L. Lawliet: SO...
[10/1/2012 11:44:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Ew.
[10/1/2012 11:44:20 PM] L. Lawliet: I think Apollo's reason is justified.
[10/1/2012 11:44:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Men are disgusting pigs.
[10/1/2012 11:44:30 PM] L. Lawliet: This also means your my mum...
[10/1/2012 11:44:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Except Luke...
[10/1/2012 11:44:38 PM] L. Lawliet: If your dating APollo...
[10/1/2012 11:44:40 PM] adam: I am so getting the fuck out of here... Dives back through the hole.
[10/1/2012 11:44:47 PM] L. Lawliet: CONFUSING...
[10/1/2012 11:44:59 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Have fun fucking worms
[10/1/2012 11:45:02 PM] adam: I blame you guys, you started it.
[10/1/2012 11:45:23 PM] L. Lawliet: Wait, Artemis and Apollo were in the 16some? *Bleh* No wonder i have a weird sense of humor...
[10/1/2012 11:45:25 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: HOW did this start anyways?
[10/1/2012 11:45:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I forgot...
[10/1/2012 11:45:41 PM] L. Lawliet: I don't know..
[10/1/2012 11:45:44 PM] adam: Umm... You two.
[10/1/2012 11:45:50 PM] L. Lawliet: When in doubt, scroll up!
[10/1/2012 11:45:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm lazy...
[10/1/2012 11:46:11 PM] L. Lawliet: OH.
[10/1/2012 11:46:36 PM] adam: When Ryuzaki said he was innocent, Sadie said Aphrodiate's ass.
[10/1/2012 11:46:45 PM] L. Lawliet: Sadie said Adam lost his insanity when Aphrodite lost her virginity..
[10/1/2012 11:46:53 PM] L. Lawliet: And I caught on...
[10/1/2012 11:46:59 PM] L. Lawliet: And added to it...
[10/1/2012 11:47:02 PM] adam: ... It all comes back to Sadie...
[10/1/2012 11:47:16 PM] L. Lawliet: Yup...
[10/1/2012 11:47:30 PM] L. Lawliet: Blame her when Betsy comes...
[10/1/2012 11:47:35 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Is it weird that I'm a proud pervert?
[10/1/2012 11:47:36 PM] L. Lawliet: Where is she anyway?
[10/1/2012 11:47:39 PM] adam: GOOD JOB SADIE! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
[10/1/2012 11:47:44 PM] adam: Asleep.
[10/1/2012 11:47:48 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YEEEES
[10/1/2012 11:48:15 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm her daughter, she won't kill me.
[10/1/2012 11:48:19 PM] adam: For now, we are safe.
But tomorrow we're all fucked.
[10/1/2012 11:48:28 PM] L. Lawliet: Yeah...
[10/1/2012 11:48:31 PM] adam: And fucked by killed.
[10/1/2012 11:48:40 PM] adam: And killed by dead.
[10/1/2012 11:48:46 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm innocent *smiles*
[10/1/2012 11:49:00 PM] adam: YOU STARTED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!
[10/1/2012 11:49:16 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
[10/1/2012 11:49:30 PM] adam: YOU EVEN SPIKED MY DRINK WHICH CAUSED ME TO SPIKE ARTEMIS'S DRING WHICH CAUSED RYUZAKI TO BE BORN!
[10/1/2012 11:49:37 PM] L. Lawliet: Innocent? Your innocence is as big as when Adam would not knock up a goddess she just met!
[10/1/2012 11:49:39 PM] L. Lawliet: HE*
[10/1/2012 11:49:46 PM] L. Lawliet: ANd P.S. she didn't.
[10/1/2012 11:49:56 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: L went along with it... So technically? It's his fault for encouraging me!
[10/1/2012 11:49:59 PM] L. Lawliet: You were drunk and spiked her drink.
[10/1/2012 11:50:10 PM] adam: dude, video... And why the hell?
[10/1/2012 11:50:42 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:50:55 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: It's L's fault.
[10/1/2012 11:50:57 PM] adam: She confessed... My children are assholes..
[10/1/2012 11:51:00 PM] L. Lawliet: WHAT?
[10/1/2012 11:51:07 PM] L. Lawliet: WHo confessed?
[10/1/2012 11:51:13 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: What?
[10/1/2012 11:51:22 PM] L. Lawliet: Betsy confessed?
[10/1/2012 11:51:29 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Seriously?
[10/1/2012 11:51:31 PM] L. Lawliet: What, your getting a divorce?
[10/1/2012 11:51:33 PM] adam: Sadie you said you went along with it.
[10/1/2012 11:51:34 PM] L. Lawliet: Lol.
[10/1/2012 11:51:38 PM] L. Lawliet: Oh...
[10/1/2012 11:51:43 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh...
[10/1/2012 11:51:44 PM] L. Lawliet: I wasn't even born.
[10/1/2012 11:51:57 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: L encouraged me. His fault.
[10/1/2012 11:52:03 PM] adam: Well, You are immortal... Are you even my son?
[10/1/2012 11:52:04 PM] L. Lawliet: Unless your talking about the whole 'your a man whore thing'
[10/1/2012 11:52:11 PM] L. Lawliet: Yes...
[10/1/2012 11:52:16 PM] L. Lawliet: Remember...
[10/1/2012 11:52:29 PM] L. Lawliet: You had a 16some with 5 guys and 10 girls...
[10/1/2012 11:52:37 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Oh gods.
[10/1/2012 11:52:44 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *face palm*
[10/1/2012 11:52:45 PM] L. Lawliet: P.S. Mommy Nemesis is out for your bllod.
[10/1/2012 11:53:02 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I like Nemesis.. She's awesome.
[10/1/2012 11:53:08 PM] L. Lawliet: Yeah...
[10/1/2012 11:53:16 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: She gave birth to sexy Ethan.
[10/1/2012 11:53:18 PM] adam: I thought you were a son of Artemis?... Alright, your not my kid. Let's run the bloodtest.
[10/1/2012 11:53:21 PM] L. Lawliet: O.o
[10/1/2012 11:53:26 PM] L. Lawliet: YOU IDIOT.
[10/1/2012 11:53:37 PM] L. Lawliet: Artemis WAS PART OF THE 16some.
[10/1/2012 11:53:40 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: IM DYING OF LAUGHTER.
[10/1/2012 11:53:43 PM] L. Lawliet: Idiot...
[10/1/2012 11:53:51 PM] adam: Mommy Nemisis though?
[10/1/2012 11:53:58 PM] L. Lawliet: Yeah, 10girls!
[10/1/2012 11:54:01 PM] L. Lawliet: Idiot.
[10/1/2012 11:54:03 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: loool
[10/1/2012 11:54:13 PM] adam: You can't be the kid of ten girls!
[10/1/2012 11:54:28 PM] L. Lawliet: ...
[10/1/2012 11:54:31 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Someday, I'm going to remember this conversation and tell it to my grand kids.
[10/1/2012 11:54:32 PM] L. Lawliet: Why not :)
[10/1/2012 11:54:37 PM] adam: Fucking caught you, bitch.
[10/1/2012 11:54:45 PM] L. Lawliet: What, legacies of Apollo?
[10/1/2012 11:54:57 PM] L. Lawliet: I don't lean that way, Adam.
[10/1/2012 11:54:59 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Mind screw tho..
[10/1/2012 11:55:09 PM] L. Lawliet: Lol.
[10/1/2012 11:55:15 PM] adam: And then you will call me, and I'll just go "Oh yeah... That conversation... Can I help tell it?"
[10/1/2012 11:55:28 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YES YOU CAN
[10/1/2012 11:55:35 PM] adam: FUCK YEAH!
[10/1/2012 11:55:45 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: WOOH
[10/1/2012 11:55:50 PM] L. Lawliet: Who has the honor *cough* of dying *cough* of telling Betsy to scroll up?
[10/1/2012 11:55:56 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: We'll be the awesome at old people ever
[10/1/2012 11:55:58 PM] L. Lawliet: Not me.
[10/1/2012 11:56:01 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: NOT IT
[10/1/2012 11:56:03 PM] L. Lawliet: Hmmm...
[10/1/2012 11:56:13 PM] adam: Betsy is going to think we are insane... Or kill us... OH FUCK YOU GUYS!
[10/1/2012 11:56:28 PM] L. Lawliet: What if Adam lived with Sadie... Grandchildren.
[10/1/2012 11:56:32 PM] L. Lawliet: LOL.
[10/1/2012 11:56:35 PM] adam: ...
[10/1/2012 11:56:39 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[10/1/2012 11:56:43 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: ...
[10/1/2012 11:56:46 PM] adam: SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!
[10/1/2012 11:56:54 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: INCEST EWWWW
[10/1/2012 11:56:57 PM] L. Lawliet: I think I prefer Betsy with Adam though...
[10/1/2012 11:57:06 PM] L. Lawliet: I was talking in real life...
[10/1/2012 11:57:12 PM] adam: Ryuzaki... I just fucking hate you...
[10/1/2012 11:57:16 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *nods in approval*
[10/1/2012 11:57:23 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I SHIP 'EM
[10/1/2012 11:57:23 PM] L. Lawliet: Unless you are father and daughter in real life..
[10/1/2012 11:57:27 PM] L. Lawliet: O.o
[10/1/2012 11:57:31 PM] L. Lawliet: Me too...
[10/1/2012 11:57:32 PM] adam: No..?
[10/1/2012 11:57:47 PM] adam: If we are... I had sex when I was one?
[10/1/2012 11:57:59 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: YOU STUD YOU
[10/1/2012 11:58:02 PM] adam: o.O
[10/1/2012 11:58:09 PM] L. Lawliet: O.o
[10/1/2012 11:58:12 PM] L. Lawliet: Holy...
[10/1/2012 11:58:17 PM] L. Lawliet: Shit...
[10/1/2012 11:58:19 PM] adam: Dear mother of god...
[10/1/2012 11:58:21 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: HAHAHA
[10/1/2012 11:58:27 PM] adam: AHHHHHHHH!
[10/1/2012 11:58:39 PM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *dying of laughter*
[10/1/2012 11:59:14 PM] adam: I...What?...How?... Huh?...
[10/1/2012 11:59:40 PM] L. Lawliet: Who wants to play Minecraft?
[10/1/2012 11:59:44 PM] adam: I... have been mindfucked..
[10/1/2012 11:59:56 PM] L. Lawliet: :)
[12:00:02 AM] adam: Dude, it's twelve and Sadie doesn't have it.
[12:00:08 AM] L. Lawliet: Oh,,,
[12:00:10 AM] L. Lawliet: Damn...
[12:00:18 AM] L. Lawliet: SAD FACE.
[12:00:22 AM] adam: Well, Mark of Athena just hit stores for me!
[12:00:23 AM] L. Lawliet: For me it
[12:00:32 AM] L. Lawliet: twelve pm...
[12:00:40 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: IN ONE HOUR
[12:00:52 AM] L. Lawliet: GODSDAMMIT.
[12:00:55 AM] adam: ...Dude...
[12:00:58 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I like fucking with people's minds.
[12:01:16 AM] L. Lawliet: NO pun intended, right?
[12:01:37 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: *insert creepy smile here*
[12:01:39 AM] L. Lawliet: Because if there is...
[12:01:43 AM] L. Lawliet:
[12:01:52 AM] adam: ...
[12:01:58 AM] L. Lawliet: Holy bumblebee in a chocolate factory!
[12:02:01 AM] *** Missed conference call. ***
[12:02:24 AM] adam: Dude, it's twelve and my dad has told me to go to bed three times already.
[12:02:33 AM] L. Lawliet: Oh. BYE!
[12:02:39 AM] *** Missed conference call. ***
[12:02:42 AM] L. Lawliet: :)
[12:02:51 AM] adam: I'm not leaving yet! I'm just not joining the call.
[12:03:02 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Tomorrow?
[12:03:15 AM] L. Lawliet: :)
[12:03:33 AM] adam: Nevermind, I can get yelled at one more time..
[12:03:43 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Lol ok
[12:03:54 AM] adam: Just call me damnit.
[12:04:06 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I'm laughing so hard
[12:04:29 AM] adam: Betsy is really going to murder us tommorow...
[12:04:40 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: That's why I'm laughing
[12:04:55 AM] L. Lawliet: Yeah...Yeah...
[12:05:07 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: Wait.. Why is she?
[12:05:19 AM] adam: To put it mildly, were fucked.
[12:05:31 AM] ѕαdιє вяєєzу.: I can't call you. I don't know how to!
[12:05:59 AM] L. Lawliet: Yeah...
[12:05:59 AM] adam: And because we involved her in this entire thing. And you guys said that WE SHOLD BE TOGETHER! I want to stab you two..
[12:06:12 AM] adam: Seriously, I do.
Alright, hope you enjoyed reading it. And if you guys like these I'll probably upload all other coversations… They're funny as hell. And if you're as sick, perverted, and messed up as us. Feel free to PM me to join sometime.
Peace Out.