"Mark! What the fuck are you doing!" Roger screamed, staring at the new computer screen. It was huge and clunky and had an interesting collage of pictures present on the screen.
His roommate's face turned bright red, "Uhhh, n-n-nothing! It's… um… an advertisement!" he defended himself, not very convincingly…
Just then Angel and Collins opened the door, "Why the hell you yellin', Roger?" Collins asked confused, ahb-viously.
"Come see!" he waved his arms in the direction of the computer, "I know why Mark wanted high-speed internet!"
Collins laughed at the sight, "Well you do need to be fast to download that much porn," he rubbed his arm as Angel slapped him, "Just kidding, babe! You're the only porn I need."
"Well I'm sorry," Mark whined, "But Roger, you have Mimi. Angel and Collins have each other, and Maureen's with Joanne. I get lonely."
Roger rolled his eyes, "Point taken… but just… don't let Mimi see, I think I still have bruises from last time I was looking at-" he froze, "Oh… I mean… Nevermind."
Angel's jaw dropped, "Oh my god, Roger, you look at porn?" Roger sighed.
"Come on Angel, everyone looks at porn." She shook her head.
"I don't, and neither does my Collins!"
"Actually Angel, I'm guilty. But it was before you, if that helps." Collins smiled, wrapping and arm around his girl.
She crinkled her nose, deep in thought, then let out a sigh of defeat, "Alright, Mark, scoot over. Let's see what you're looking at."
Later that night.
Collins groaned in frustration, "Come on, Angel. We need to go home and sleep!"
"Hold on a minute, sugar… oh! Come look at this guy, Collins, look how big it is!" Her eyes were wide.
Damn, she thought, why didn't I look at this shit sooner?
I don't own RENT. This is dedicated to anyone who wants it dedicated to them. xD Much love, Muffy!!