Summary – "Pretty please with sugar on top?"/ "…I really cannot believe you just said that." – Dialogue fic, silly, humour, 200 words, McShep
Rating – PG
Disclaimer - I'll put them back, I promise –crosses heart-
With Sugar on Top"Please."
"No."
"Please, Rodney."
"No, John."
"Rod-ney."
"Jo-hn."
"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"…I really cannot believe you just said that."
"Go on…"
"No… Okay, you cannot pout nearly as well as you think you can… Christ, I need a coffee, Radek!"
"…"
"Radek?"
"Look what you did, Rodney. You scared away Radek!"
"I really, really hate you."
"I know."
"…"
"…"
"Shut up, John."
"I didn't say anything!"
I know but you were going to, and it was going to be ridiculously stupid."
"Hey!"
"Be quiet!"
"…Rodney."
"For the last time, John, we are not using 'Jumper 1 for… that."
"Well-"
"Or any other 'Jumper."
"Okay-"
"Or for any variation of 'that'."
"Come on… it'll be fun."
"Fun? Have you any idea how difficult it would be? Not to mention how many injuries-"
"You know, you worry far too much."
"John, listen carefully. I realise that this may be a foreign concept for someone who has obviously never heard of 'don't try this at home' but not everything you see on TV is possible. I don't care what James Bond did in 'Moonraker', we are not using the 'Jumpers for kinky, zero-gravity sex."
"…"
"…And stop pouting."
"…Spoilsport."