Dilly: Yes!! Do shut-up or I'll burn you!!! *laffs evilly*
Sally(me): No!! YOU SHUT-UP!!!
Dilly: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Sally: OH YA?!?!? *Dilly and Sally are now in a huge fight*
(Van and Hitomi walk in)
Van: What the heck?
Sally: *immediately stops fighting* Vanny!!!
Van: Hey! Don't call me that!!
Hitomi: How kawaii!! *starts to chant* Vanny! Vanny! Vanny! Vann...
Van: *sweatdrops*
Sally: *sweatdrops* um...Escaflowne is not mine and for the moment I think that's a good thing. ^_^ Now on with the story.
(Dilly gives Hitomi a glare that could kill. Hitomi stops chanting and hides behind Van)
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High School Madness
by: Sally Fox
Chapter 1: First Period
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Hitomi slapped her forehead as the Gaean gang were still looking around themselves in awe, except for Van who had already seen the track before. Pretty much everyone was there. Van, Allen, Millerna, Dryden, Dilandau, Dornkirk, Folken, Chid, Eriya, Naria, Merle and all the well known Dragon Slayers.
"You guys! I'm gonna be late for school if we don't hurry up!" Hitomi grabbed two arms. One was Van's and the other she didn't really care. "I don't know what to do with you guys so just come to all my classes with me. I'll just...umm...tell the teacher you're all guests or something okay?"
"School?" Merle questioned, scratching her head.
Hitomi sighed. "I'll explain at lunch now lets get going okay?!"
Everyone hesitantly followed.
Hitomi didn't know how she did it but she managed to cram some people into desks and get all of the gang near each other before the bell rang. (Van sat by Hitomi of course) Some people were left on the floor.
"WHAT?!? I don't want to sit on the floor DANG-IT!" Dilly yelled at the top of his lungs after the bell had rang. Everyone in the classroom turned and stared at Dilly. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT?" he yelled furiously at everyone. Everyone immediately turned back around and faced the front of the classroom where the teacher stood. Dilly walked over to a funny looking girl with weird pigtails. "Move it or I'll kill you!" Dilly yelled furiously at the girl. She refused to budge. "Fine!" He took out his flame thrower and was about to burn her to a crisp but seeing the flame thrower scared her out of the classroom. Dilly smiled evilly and sat down.
"Serena!" a boy yelled as he got up and ran out of the room after the girl. Dryden and Chid got up from the floor and raced to get the seat the young man had left. Chid was so short that Dryden tripped over him and landed flat on his face. Chid got the chair although his feet didn't quite touch the ground. Everyone sweat dropped.
Van stared at his desk with interest. "What are these?" he whispered to Hitomi.
"Umm...they're called desks Van." Hitomi whispered back.
"You!" the teacher pointed at Dilly. "Go to the principal's office NOW!"
"No one tells ME what to do!!" Dilly raged. He quickly pulled out his flame thrower and roasted the teacher.
"YAY!!!" the classroom roared with happiness. Dilly smirked and folded his arms proudly. He glanced over his shoulder and saw a girl so close to him it freaked him out. He took a step backward.. She had flaming red hair and eyes that looked cutely towards him. She batted her eyes at him in a way that told any guy that the girl liked him.
"Eeeee!" Dilly screeched and backed into his chair and sat down.
"Hi! I'm Hikaru! Who are you?" Hikaru asked politely as she got closer.
"EEEeeeEEeeeeeeEE!!" Dilly squealed. "Get away woman!" he pushed her into the chair next to him and she sat down and stared at him. Dilly laid his head down on his desk and shielded his face from her sight with his hand.
"Oh great! Now how am I gonna pass school? There's no teacher!" a kid from the class sighed and was followed by glares from all the students. (Except the students who were too busy to hear or respond to that.)
"I'll be the teacher." Dornkirk volunteered and went to the front of the classroom in a wheelchair since he had really retarded legs being as old as he was. Dornkirk started giving a really dumb lecture on science that no one really understood cuz it was so advanced.
Everyone started throwing paper airplanes around the room and one hit Folken in the forehead. He just sweat dropped. Naria and Eriya growled at the kid that threw it and scared 'em out of the classroom.
Hitomi just sat peacefully at her desk not knowing what to say to Van about all this mess that had been going on lately. She started to stare at Van and think of how cute he had gotten since she last saw him. A guy that Hitomi desperately hated walked up to her desk and put an arm around her. "Wanna go to the dance with me babe?" Van walked up to him and socked him in the face knocking him out cold.
(SD) Hitomi jumped into Van's arms and kissed him on the cheek. "Arigato!"
(SD) Van smiled triumphantly and put a thumbs up sign towards Allen.
"Allen? How come you never do that for me?" Millerna pleaded toward Allen. Allen sweat drops.
(SD) Hikaru jumps on Dilly's lap. "EW!!! EW!!! GET OFF OF ME YOU SAVAGE BEAST!!!!!" Dilly yelled frantically waving his chibi arms in front of himself to protect himself from Hikaru. During the waving process he had dropped his flame thrower. Dilly looked at the ground to find his flame thrower not in his hands anymore. "NO!! MY ONLY HOPES OF SURVIVAL ARE GONE!!!! WASTED!! BY A MERE WAVE OF THE ARMS!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!" Dilly screamed some more. "HELP ME YOU DOOFUS DRAGON SLAYERS!!"
The Dragon Slayers didn't even listen to what Dilly had to say because they were all busy playing Monopoly.
Dornkirk, being the old guy he is, didn't even notice all the racket and trouble and stuffs going on because like I said before, HE'S OLD!!! ^_^
Just as Hikaru finally got her arms to go around Dilly, the bell rang making Hikaru jump off of him and walk casually out of the classroom. Hitomi and Van were still hugging from the incident before and didn't notice so Chid reminded them. Most of the crew were confused because they didn't know what a bell ringing meant. Hitomi explained as briefly as she could and dragged them to their next class.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!" Dilly screamed through the hallways. "WHERE'S MY FLAME THROWER?!?!?!? WHAT IF THAT GIRL IS THERE?!?" Dilly trembled at the thought and started thrashing viciously. His Dragon Slayers had to hold him by his arms and legs and avoid the bite marks on their arms.
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Sally: *after breaking up Van and Dilly* Wanna watch a movie guys?
Hitomi: As long as I get to sit by Vanny!!!
Van: *sweatdrops*
Sally: Okay, as long as I don't have to sit by Dill boy.
Dilly: Hey!!
Sally: *sticks out tongue*
(Allen walks in)
Allen: Hi!
(Dilly turns into Celena)
Celena: Hi Allen! We're gonna watch a movie! Sit by me!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
A/N: So what did ya think? Don't get mad!!!! Get glad!! ^_^ I know, it was totally dumb. If you don't want me to continue then please say so and I won't. There will be quite a bit of chapters. All the periods of course and a lunch time period plus a dance and some stuff like that. I'll only do them if you readers want me too tho. thanx for reading my pathetic fic!! ^_^ *goes back to pig out on pretzels since there's no chocolate to be found*