Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. They belong to Bandai and Sunrise.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Alcohol at work, maybe language
A/N: Ok, this is another installment of my Mephistopheles series. This is the second last one to be exact. *sigh* I'm gonna miss this series when it's done. Anyhow, I'm doing a cross dressing fic this time out of sheer curiosity as to how I could write such a thing.
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New Territory
Prologue - Planning
Lady Une, Noin, and Sally all sat around Lady Une's large wooden desk. The neatly ordered desk was now littered with paper, junk food, alcohol, pop bottles and quarters (1).
It was late and the girls were on the graveyard shift at Preventer HQ. A simple game of quarters with pop had slowly progressed to junk food from vending machines. None know who started the spiking of the drinks, but when they had to go buy more pop, they just resorted to drinking the alcohol straight. That was what led to the three most powerful women in the Preventer's to be completely drunk out of their minds making up missions for agents.
That's when Sally, feeling spiteful for being rejected by Wufei, got the idea to send him on a mission where he'd have to pose as a woman. Noin, always the logical thinking one, pointed out that any female agent could do such a mission. An oppressive cloud seemed to settle over the room, that is, until Lady Une began to collapse into a fit of giggles. The others, totally puzzled by the sudden turn of events, inquired as to what was so funny.
With a dangerous glint in her eye, Lady Une laid out the "mission" that would be sent to the seven (2) most powerful males in the preventer agency. "This is how it's going to work. We'll send the first six --being Wufei, Heero, Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Chiron-- to some private school where three of them will have to pose as girls in order to infiltrate the female population."
Lady Une was abruptly cut off by Sally, whom had jumped forward slamming her hand on the desk. One word slipped past her demonically grinning lips. "Wufei." With that she sat back and signaled to Lady Une to proceed.
A quick glance to Noin, Lady Une continued. "As things progress, the school will hire a new teacher when one becomes ill. That's where Agent Wind will come in."
Cackling interrupted Lady Une this time. And it wasn't your normal evil cackle. No, this was a full out demonic possession cackle. Both Lady Une and Sally turned stunned looks over to Noin as she continued her little cackle fest. Realizing that she was actually cackling out loud, Noin raised her hand to her mouth most childishly while looking as innocent and oblivious as possible. With much goading, Noin finally explained her thoughts on the matter of Agent Wind. "Common etiquette and manners." Looks of puzzlement and disappointment passed across the other two women's faces.
Lady Une was about to brush off the idea when Noin spoke again. "It will drive him up the wall. It'll be complete hell for him. He's so bent over the matter that he doesn't even go to formal occasions anymore. Making him teach a bunch of adolescents will be the ultimate trial for him." Looking straight into Lady Unes's eyes in a most sober way, she continued. "You have to do this. It's the altimate kind of revenge to be get shot at him." Seeing the slightly pained look in Noin's eyes, Lady Une agreed upon the idea.
The discussion continued for some minutes until a thought occurred to Noin. "Wait one bloody minute! We have to find a legitimate reason for the boys to be there and not some other group with females." Needless to say, that bit put a real dent in their happy little banter.
That's when Lady Une divulged the most confidential of information to the others. Now, two more people knew that creatures and peoples from mythology, legends, and folktales were real. So they devised a mission based on a supposed rumor that one of these beings was at the private school that the boys would have to infiltrate. In a spur of ingenious, the women typed up the mission, sent it to the boys and Zechs, and then sent an order to have certain equipment sent to the boys to assist in the undercover mission.
Early the next morning, red eyed and slightly hung-over, Lady Une, not about to admit about the last nights adventure, assured the guys that it was indeed a real mission that they would have to complete.
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(1) - Quarters: A game where you try to flip quarters into the drink of the other players, so they have to drink.
(2) - 7: Milliardo (Zechs or Agent Wind), Heero, Wufei, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Chiron (2a).
(2a) - Chiron: my original character, a centaur usually in the form of a person. Joined the group in "Strife" and is involved with Trowa.
Cob: We just had to do another one of these didn't we. All you guys do is pick on me! U.U
Connor: Well, maybe if you weren't so easy to insult and make fun of, you wouldn't have this problem.
Creed: Hmm, he seems to have a point there Cob.
Carolyn: Anyways!! We just had to do this scene! Drunk women getting revenge is just too tempting.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Alcohol at work, maybe language
A/N: Ok, this is another installment of my Mephistopheles series. This is the second last one to be exact. *sigh* I'm gonna miss this series when it's done. Anyhow, I'm doing a cross dressing fic this time out of sheer curiosity as to how I could write such a thing.
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New Territory
Prologue - Planning
Lady Une, Noin, and Sally all sat around Lady Une's large wooden desk. The neatly ordered desk was now littered with paper, junk food, alcohol, pop bottles and quarters (1).
It was late and the girls were on the graveyard shift at Preventer HQ. A simple game of quarters with pop had slowly progressed to junk food from vending machines. None know who started the spiking of the drinks, but when they had to go buy more pop, they just resorted to drinking the alcohol straight. That was what led to the three most powerful women in the Preventer's to be completely drunk out of their minds making up missions for agents.
That's when Sally, feeling spiteful for being rejected by Wufei, got the idea to send him on a mission where he'd have to pose as a woman. Noin, always the logical thinking one, pointed out that any female agent could do such a mission. An oppressive cloud seemed to settle over the room, that is, until Lady Une began to collapse into a fit of giggles. The others, totally puzzled by the sudden turn of events, inquired as to what was so funny.
With a dangerous glint in her eye, Lady Une laid out the "mission" that would be sent to the seven (2) most powerful males in the preventer agency. "This is how it's going to work. We'll send the first six --being Wufei, Heero, Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Chiron-- to some private school where three of them will have to pose as girls in order to infiltrate the female population."
Lady Une was abruptly cut off by Sally, whom had jumped forward slamming her hand on the desk. One word slipped past her demonically grinning lips. "Wufei." With that she sat back and signaled to Lady Une to proceed.
A quick glance to Noin, Lady Une continued. "As things progress, the school will hire a new teacher when one becomes ill. That's where Agent Wind will come in."
Cackling interrupted Lady Une this time. And it wasn't your normal evil cackle. No, this was a full out demonic possession cackle. Both Lady Une and Sally turned stunned looks over to Noin as she continued her little cackle fest. Realizing that she was actually cackling out loud, Noin raised her hand to her mouth most childishly while looking as innocent and oblivious as possible. With much goading, Noin finally explained her thoughts on the matter of Agent Wind. "Common etiquette and manners." Looks of puzzlement and disappointment passed across the other two women's faces.
Lady Une was about to brush off the idea when Noin spoke again. "It will drive him up the wall. It'll be complete hell for him. He's so bent over the matter that he doesn't even go to formal occasions anymore. Making him teach a bunch of adolescents will be the ultimate trial for him." Looking straight into Lady Unes's eyes in a most sober way, she continued. "You have to do this. It's the altimate kind of revenge to be get shot at him." Seeing the slightly pained look in Noin's eyes, Lady Une agreed upon the idea.
The discussion continued for some minutes until a thought occurred to Noin. "Wait one bloody minute! We have to find a legitimate reason for the boys to be there and not some other group with females." Needless to say, that bit put a real dent in their happy little banter.
That's when Lady Une divulged the most confidential of information to the others. Now, two more people knew that creatures and peoples from mythology, legends, and folktales were real. So they devised a mission based on a supposed rumor that one of these beings was at the private school that the boys would have to infiltrate. In a spur of ingenious, the women typed up the mission, sent it to the boys and Zechs, and then sent an order to have certain equipment sent to the boys to assist in the undercover mission.
Early the next morning, red eyed and slightly hung-over, Lady Une, not about to admit about the last nights adventure, assured the guys that it was indeed a real mission that they would have to complete.
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(1) - Quarters: A game where you try to flip quarters into the drink of the other players, so they have to drink.
(2) - 7: Milliardo (Zechs or Agent Wind), Heero, Wufei, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Chiron (2a).
(2a) - Chiron: my original character, a centaur usually in the form of a person. Joined the group in "Strife" and is involved with Trowa.
Cob: We just had to do another one of these didn't we. All you guys do is pick on me! U.U
Connor: Well, maybe if you weren't so easy to insult and make fun of, you wouldn't have this problem.
Creed: Hmm, he seems to have a point there Cob.
Carolyn: Anyways!! We just had to do this scene! Drunk women getting revenge is just too tempting.