It was a sunny morning in Central and in the bedroom at Riza Hawkeye's play there lay to lovers and a dog, faces covered in the mid-summer sun. It was about ten in the morning and Black Hayate wanted to go outside and explore everything. Sadly he could not go out because Riza was still asleep and for some reason Roy Mustang was beside her.
Last night for a reason unknown to Black Hayate, was the first time he was locked out of Riza's bedroom, but that guy was allowed in. Black Hayate was not going to stand for this kind of treatment, so he waited until they were both asleep (that took a while). When they were both out clod he pushed the door open and went to sleep on the bed beside Riza, as he always did.
But it was morning now and Black Hayate was tried of waiting for one of them to wake up and let him out. So he came up with a master plan of how to get them both up. The plan went something like this. First he cradled under the sheets (very stealthy), made his way to the foot of the bed and now for the final part of the master plan. Black Hayate found Roy's foot just laying there and he… licked it. (People come on Roy does shower… I think )
Roy jumped up in the bed screaming (not as manly as we all thought he was now is he?) Riza stirred, "What is wrong Roy? What happened?"
"Nothing, something wet just touched my foot. It was wet and slimy." Roy said with a look of panic. Riza laughed and lifted the blankets to reveal a very happy puppy wagging his tail.
Riza laughed harder and said, "Would this be the wet slimy thing that licked your foot?" Roy now feeling like an idiot felt his face go pink.
"Would you like to go outside Black Hayate?" ,smiled Riza.