Chibi Yuri pelted down the corridor, his little trench coat flying out
behind him. At the sight of his classroom door he turned going almost
horizontally like a motor bike going round a hairpin bend, and without
slowing whatsoever crashed into it. The door was knocked right off its
hinges and Chibi Yuri was sent rolling across the floor I a snowstorm of
pages as they removed themselves from the covers of his well read school
books. Chibi Alice toddled over to see if he was OK. Chibi Albert Simon who
was sitting in the front row took a few spare seconds to chuck his rubber
at Yuri before going back to giving Chibi Zhuzhen a wedgie with one hand
and giving Chibi Halley a wet willy with the other.
"Quiet down, quiet down!!!" came a wizened old voice., "Settle down before I use my ancient skills of alchemy to.to.to, well, to do something to you." The class teacher Roger Bacon hobbled to the front of the class. He was feeling supremely pissed off at this moment in time because he had been talking to Not-Quite-So-Chibi-Keith. Keith, being a rebel child, was not so chibi as his class mates. anyway, Bacon was VERY pissed off since there is a certain amount of times in the one hour you can be told to "Fuck off you old fucker, your face looks like a fucking skull it's so old, so fuck off back to your fucking coffin."
"OK, OK" Bacon croaked. "Today we will be going on a field trip to Nemeton Monastery. . . ."
There was an instant uproar as all the children started gossiping and chatting about ghosts and demons while Alice just stood around and looked scared.
*** In Nemeton the tour guide James O'Flaherty and the two parent helpers Koudelka and Edward Plunkett were finished preparing for the ongoing hell and were relaxing in their own separate ways. Koudelka was reading a book on ancient spirits, James was reading a newspaper and Edward was stroking a gun.
"Hey, come look at this" James called to the other two. "Some sick old pervert in Japan is trying to perform some ritual called the Demon's Gate Masturbation". He turned the page. "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!" Koudelka and Edward looked up alarmed. "What's the matter?' Edward asked.
"Let's just say you don't want to see the picture " remarked James.
"Eewwww!" Koudelka and Edward chorused.
There was a sudden crash from below as the huge gates were flung open.
"They're here!" James yelled and all three rushed to the window to see the little hellraisers charge through the gates.
It had begun. . .
"Quiet down, quiet down!!!" came a wizened old voice., "Settle down before I use my ancient skills of alchemy to.to.to, well, to do something to you." The class teacher Roger Bacon hobbled to the front of the class. He was feeling supremely pissed off at this moment in time because he had been talking to Not-Quite-So-Chibi-Keith. Keith, being a rebel child, was not so chibi as his class mates. anyway, Bacon was VERY pissed off since there is a certain amount of times in the one hour you can be told to "Fuck off you old fucker, your face looks like a fucking skull it's so old, so fuck off back to your fucking coffin."
"OK, OK" Bacon croaked. "Today we will be going on a field trip to Nemeton Monastery. . . ."
There was an instant uproar as all the children started gossiping and chatting about ghosts and demons while Alice just stood around and looked scared.
*** In Nemeton the tour guide James O'Flaherty and the two parent helpers Koudelka and Edward Plunkett were finished preparing for the ongoing hell and were relaxing in their own separate ways. Koudelka was reading a book on ancient spirits, James was reading a newspaper and Edward was stroking a gun.
"Hey, come look at this" James called to the other two. "Some sick old pervert in Japan is trying to perform some ritual called the Demon's Gate Masturbation". He turned the page. "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!" Koudelka and Edward looked up alarmed. "What's the matter?' Edward asked.
"Let's just say you don't want to see the picture " remarked James.
"Eewwww!" Koudelka and Edward chorused.
There was a sudden crash from below as the huge gates were flung open.
"They're here!" James yelled and all three rushed to the window to see the little hellraisers charge through the gates.
It had begun. . .