My Final Fantasy VII Experience
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!! Got it memorized?!
Okay, here's the deal I'm what you would call a hard core gamer, I'm quite possibly the palest person on the planet, you can see my iris through my eyelid pale, I have absolutely no social life, pretty much it's me and my best friend that I've turned into a game freak. My eyes are a deep forest green and my hair puts me as an endangered genetic anomaly doomed to become extinct in the next 100 years or so, that's right I've got fire red hair, and I've got the temper to match my genes and ancestral stereotypes. Back on the topic of my game addiction, I love video games period, I grew up playing Atari, and Sega Genesis, I beat my first video game when I was five years old and it was Sonic 2. Anyway, I've gotten into the whole Final Fantasy thing, I've got all the numerical games save XI 'cause it's a stupid online game, and I loathe those. Final Fantasy VII is my favorite, sure, I adopted Cid Highwind as my Uncle, and Reno as my half-brother, 'cause me and my friend kept fighting over who he would be related to so we compromised, though my adopted father is F.F. X's Auron, I LOVE the plotline and I have every single expansion game and movie released in English. (Damn you stupid, stingy, and most importantly not kewl, Japanese guys!) I might be called obsessed, but I love Tetsuya Noumura's dedication to the fans on Advent Children, yes I learned Japanese to translate that, but it was worth it! I even pray to Bahamut, Shiva, Ifrit and maybe Leviathan when I'm in need of a favor. (Shiva ACTUALLY gave me six snow days, and a half-day, in one quarter when I asked her to take a crap on my school!)
You might wonder if this all going to be spent on my lovely blurb about myself, but it's not I'm buckling down here. I was actually sucked into my Playstation-sama to where I had to live through all three discs of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, and Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus, and a little more fun from the people at Shin-Ra. (DIE HOJO YOU EVIL, PERVERTED, FUCKED UP, BASTARD!!) This is my story (I quoted ya Dad!) about the time I spent inside that what could be best described as my trip through what could easily be counted as hell. Oh, and if you would like to make any complaints about my memories and how they don't match the game, or how I tune out the world, then bite me. Or in the word's of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy's Sean Connery, "Suck it (Insert you name, instead of Trebeck)! Suck it long, suck it hard."