1000 Come Tweek Tweaks
Kyle paced teasingly back and forth. Manly dread filled his heart. Kenny should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my hard love, Kyle thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Kenny had been taken hostage by Husky Cock, a supervillain who had the city in a state of irresistible terror. Kyle fainted dead away, like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces.
When he came to, there was a bump on his ass and the manly dread had returned. "Kenny, my sensual honey bunny," he cried out lustfully. "What is Husky Cock doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing roughly as he received him in the tongue.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Kyle remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 come Tweek Tweaks, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Kyle ordered in a supply of come and set to work, folding Tweek Tweaks until his ass was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Tweek Tweak when Kenny walked in the front door.
"Kenny!" Kyle screamed and threw himself into Kenny's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 come Tweek Tweaks and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in his pants. He kissed Kenny softly on the tongue.
"Actually," Kenny said, pulling away eagerly, "I was rescued by the Attractive Hard On. He's a new superhero in town." Kenny sighed. "And he's really neglected."
The manly dread came back. "But you're wet to be back here with me, right?"
Kenny checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Attractive Hard On for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay sexy, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Kyle choked back a sob and started folding another Tweek Tweak. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
OKAY! So there's this Drabble-Matic thing on (http :/ prillalar. com/ drabbles/) and I figured I'd try it out. :D Each chapter is a different generated Mad-Lib, but it used my same inserted words in each one.