A/N Hey guys! I just had this little story pop into my head and I thought I should follow it up. Tell me what you think. And also, shout out to my awesome Beta vovo611! Enjoy guys and girls!

Of Shotguns and Pregnancies

When Percy Jackson's daughter walked into the house with her head down and a shameful look on her face, he should have known he was going to have to kill someone.

But Percy, being his usual oblivious self, didn't notice anything was wrong until Bianca walked into his office and tapped him on the shoulder.

Percy turned back to face his daughter with a smile on his face until he saw her shameful face. His smile instantly fell and he took on his 'protective father' role.

"What's wrong? Do I have to shoot anyone?" Percy asked. She shook her head no.

"Dad, I have something important to tell you..." She hesitated. He gave her a gesture, like 'spill the beans', and she rushed out a sentence-or rather, jumble of words.

"DadI'mpregnantandit'sJimmy'sbaby." Percy didn't get any of that, so he asked her to repeat it slowly.

"Dad, I'm pregnant, and it's Jimmy's baby."

Her boyfriend had gotten her pregnant.

It took him a moment to comprehend and when he did, he was instantly out of his chair and walking towards the gun cabinet.

Percy pulled the key out of its hiding place and unlocked the door.

He reached in and pulled out his Pump-Action Shotgun.

He walked past his shocked daughter and out the front door, where his wife, Annabeth, was getting out of her car.

Annabeth looked at him and then at the Pump-Action Shotgun in his hand and asked him loudly what was wrong.

When he didn't answer and kept walking, she shouted at him "PERSEUS JACKSON, WHY ARE YOU MARCHING DOWN THE STREET WITH A SHOTGUN!?"

Percy looked back at his wife and told her with a dark undertone, "Our daughter is pregnant, and it was that buffoon, Jimmy."

Then Percy turned back to the street and continued marching to Jimmy's house.

His wife was calmly walking inside to get the phone and call the ambulance as soon as she heard a shot.

When Percy reached Jimmy's house he didn't even knock, as he knew Jimmy was the only one home, and walked towards the buffoon's room.

When he reached the door, he realised it was locked, so he took the incentive and shot the door off of its hinges.

He saw Jimmy hiding under the desk and dragged him out from under it.

When Jimmy was kneeling in front of him begging for life, he simply smiled thinly and said, "You will never be having children again," and hit him with the butt of the gun right where the sun don't shine.

Percy walked home feeling rather proud of himself.

A/N What'd ya think? Tell me in a review or PM! I hoped you enjoyed this little one shot as much as I enjoyed writing it. Don't forget to review! Thankyou! Cya!

-SonOfHermes23