Disclaimer: They're not mine. T_T
Author-san says: Please, PLEASE don't kill me. T_T I know it's coarse, i know it's controversial and i know Houki-san would never say anything like that in language like that, but I've been sitting around reading deathfics and Nuriko x Hotohori for the past 2 hours and i've noticed that poor Houki gets a bit nglected. I wouldn't be too happy either; i mean, she is Hotohori's WIFE.
Author-san continues: On another note entirely intended to save my ass, i actually don't mind the Nuriko x Hotohori pairing, but the day that I find a Miaka x Hotohori fic is the day heads roll. -_-
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It's just not fair, dammit. Not fair at all.
Everyone is just SO determined that the stupid sod loved Miaka or Nuriko or whatever shit you want to come up with.
Does anyone ever think about me? Nuriko's fucking dead and Miaka, well, Miaka is the dumbest slut this side of Kutou for picking the peasant over the emperor.
Not that i'm complaining. I mean, if she'd loved him back, i wouldn't have married the besotted bastard. And hell, for the first few months it was heaven. I was getting royal nookie! And now the asshole has buggered off, leaving me with 9 months of pain-in-the-ass, and gotten himself killed for that slut.
What really pisses me off though is that people take the fact the I MARRIED HOTOHORI to mean that he loved Nuriko, or some shit. i mean, that's freaking ridiculous. Just because I happen to have purple hair. I mean, maybe if i was a redhead, everyone would decide that Tasuki was my Hotohori's true love.
Maybe if i had fucking blue hair then they would have written about Hotohori's unrequited love for TAMAHOME! Just because the idiot got himself a fucking life what the tart was away does NOT mean that i am in SOME WAY the the embodiment of Nuriko. Get a life!
I am just so FUCKING sick of people ignoring me because they like Yaoi. Shit, you'd think every bastard was gay, to hear these fanfic authors set upon them.
That's it. That's fucking it. I'm sorry that i've broken the heart of all those sad little authors who think that Hotohori loved Nuriko or Miaka or NAKAGO, but the fact is, the idiot was in love with ME. You don't marry someone because you're in love with someone else. As if that would achieve anything. And now I'm stuck at the palace, with a screaming brat to take care of, and no better marriage prospects.
Maybe I'll go drown the brat. I'm sure that would be a Nuriko thing to do...
**Owari (Thank god)**
Author-san has more to say: Please, R/R, not that i expect anyone to. -_- It is a very nasty fic. *jumps of a bridge*
Author-san says: Please, PLEASE don't kill me. T_T I know it's coarse, i know it's controversial and i know Houki-san would never say anything like that in language like that, but I've been sitting around reading deathfics and Nuriko x Hotohori for the past 2 hours and i've noticed that poor Houki gets a bit nglected. I wouldn't be too happy either; i mean, she is Hotohori's WIFE.
Author-san continues: On another note entirely intended to save my ass, i actually don't mind the Nuriko x Hotohori pairing, but the day that I find a Miaka x Hotohori fic is the day heads roll. -_-
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It's just not fair, dammit. Not fair at all.
Everyone is just SO determined that the stupid sod loved Miaka or Nuriko or whatever shit you want to come up with.
Does anyone ever think about me? Nuriko's fucking dead and Miaka, well, Miaka is the dumbest slut this side of Kutou for picking the peasant over the emperor.
Not that i'm complaining. I mean, if she'd loved him back, i wouldn't have married the besotted bastard. And hell, for the first few months it was heaven. I was getting royal nookie! And now the asshole has buggered off, leaving me with 9 months of pain-in-the-ass, and gotten himself killed for that slut.
What really pisses me off though is that people take the fact the I MARRIED HOTOHORI to mean that he loved Nuriko, or some shit. i mean, that's freaking ridiculous. Just because I happen to have purple hair. I mean, maybe if i was a redhead, everyone would decide that Tasuki was my Hotohori's true love.
Maybe if i had fucking blue hair then they would have written about Hotohori's unrequited love for TAMAHOME! Just because the idiot got himself a fucking life what the tart was away does NOT mean that i am in SOME WAY the the embodiment of Nuriko. Get a life!
I am just so FUCKING sick of people ignoring me because they like Yaoi. Shit, you'd think every bastard was gay, to hear these fanfic authors set upon them.
That's it. That's fucking it. I'm sorry that i've broken the heart of all those sad little authors who think that Hotohori loved Nuriko or Miaka or NAKAGO, but the fact is, the idiot was in love with ME. You don't marry someone because you're in love with someone else. As if that would achieve anything. And now I'm stuck at the palace, with a screaming brat to take care of, and no better marriage prospects.
Maybe I'll go drown the brat. I'm sure that would be a Nuriko thing to do...
**Owari (Thank god)**
Author-san has more to say: Please, R/R, not that i expect anyone to. -_- It is a very nasty fic. *jumps of a bridge*