Mario had been preparing for his party for a week. All the snacks and crap were here. Now in about five minutes everyone would arrive. The first to arrive was of course Luigi. Ding Dong! Mario ran to the door.

"Hey Mario" Luigi said under strain as he dragged in the keg.
"Hey Luigi! Nice keg!"
"You've got ice and a big bucket right?"
"Oh yeah."

So they brought in the keg and put it in the bucket of ice. Ten minutes later the doorbell rang again. Mario ran to the door.

"Hi Mario" said Toad as he tossed him a Scrabble box.
"What the hell is this?"
"It's Scrabble. You told me to bring the game."
"Toad you have no idea what I meant, do you?"
"Well Scrabble was always my favorite so I brought it."
"We're not living in the fifties here Toad. What I meant was to bring my Mario 64 game you borrowed from me."
"Oh."
"Toad you've never been invited to a party, have you?"
"What gave it away?"
Mario looked at Toad's bowtie and suit ensemble. "Oh, uh just a guess. Maybe some beer'll turn you into a partier. Luigi, get Toad some beer."
"Ok, where's your tap?"
"I thought you were bringing one."
"Oh shit, I think you know what this means."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"