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Animal Antics
Alice's P.O.V
It Was Another Summer Break From School And I Was At Home With All My Family And The Dog.
"Wow Who Farted" Emmett Complained While Covering His Nose
"Emmett Cut It Out" Edward Replied To Emmett While Kicking Him In The Shin
"What…. He Smells" Emmett Wined
"Well We All Know That Is True But I KNOW He Could Say The Same Thing Back To Us" Edward
Replied
Jacob Growled And Edward Looked At Him
Edwards Face Whined Into A Cheeky Grin
.
" Its Not Fair. Why Cant We Read Minds It Sucks!" I Yelled
Suddenly Jacob Let Out A Snicker And Phased Back To Human.
" I Vanna Suck A Your Blood" Jacob Said In A "Dracula Tone"
"Hey That's Not Funny" I Wined
"Not That Kind Of Suck" I Added
Edward Put His Hand Up To His Chin
This Was His Thinking Face
"What About The Term…. Disappointing"
Edward Replied
"I Wanted To Read A Magazine In Peace But I See That's Not Happening So Ill Go … Sunbathe"
Rosalie Said
"Yeah To Get Some Of That Paleness Of Your Face!"
Jacob Laughed
" Ha Ha Not Funny Dog" I Sighed
I Turned To Rosalie And Got Up
" Ill Join You And We Can Go Shopping Later Deal?"
I Asked Rosalie
"Deal." Rosalie Agreed"
"Anything To Spend Money." Edward Sighed As We Walked Out Onto The Deck.
"Ah Its So Warm" I Said
"Yeah And Quiet" Rosalie Replied
"Sorry Rose" I Pleaded
"Its Ok Just "Try" To Be Quiet" Rosalie Said
"Ok" I Sighed
I Did The -Zip It Lock It Put It In Your Pocket- Action
Rosalie Hinted A Little Smile.
"That's What We Should See Every Day" I Mouthed
We Sat There For About Half An Hour When A Bright Light Appeared Beside Where Rosalie Sat Just Before.
"Go To The Light Go To The Light" Jacob Laughed
Behind Me Then Emmett And Edward Joined In"
"Shut Up You 3" I Snapped
I Turned To Rosalie
"Rose Are You Ok?" I Asked
She Didn't Reply
"Rose" I Repeated This Time Patting Her Shoulder
It Felt…. Fluffy Like An Animal
It Felt Wrong
"Rose Cut It Out What Have I Told You About Wearing My Expensive Coat!" I Complained
"Like Money Matters To You" Edward Mumbled
Jacob Chuckled
"Rose? Hey Are You Ok" Emmett Asked
"Rose! Stop It Cut It Out NOW!" I Yelled
Then I Heard A Squeal
"Rose?" Edward Asked Coming Into View
"Edward What Is She Thinking?" I Asked \
"She Can't Speak" Edward Replied
He Went Closer Blocking My View
"Hey! Hellow! Trying To See Here!" I Moaned While Waving My Hand
"Alice, Emmett Look At This" Edward Replied
I Jumped Up And Walked Over To Where Edward Was
Emmett Joined
"Wow!" I Yelled
"Wow That's Something" Emmett Added
"Yes That's Interesting" Edward Said
"What's Going On?" Jacob Asked
He Raced Over To Where Edward, Emmett, And I Where Standing Giving Us A Nose Full Of His Stench
"Eww Jacob" I Moaned
"Yea Who Left A Dog In The Bag!" Emmett Joked
"For A Whole Week" I Added
"When Was The Last Time You Showered?" I Asked
"Last Night" Jacob Replied
He Put His Arm Around Me And A Grin Went Over His Face
"EWWW" I Moaned And Threw His Hand Off Me
"Ha Ha" Emmett Laughed
"?" I Winked At Emmett In My Super Vamp Speaking
"Yup" Emmett Agreed
I Nodded Then Emmett And I Starting Waving Around Our Arms And Giving Jacob A Nice Selection Of Our Smell
"Eww" Jacob Complained
I Nodded Again Then I Started Jumping
Emmett Ran Away
"Emmett" I Called
In A Fraction Of A Second He Was Back Doing The Coconut Dance With A Lava Lava And A Coconut Bra
Edward, Jacob And I Started Cracking Up
"Emmett- Haha- Your Losing It!" I Laughed
"I Know.. I Just Found It In Your Wardrobe" He Replied
I Blushed
"Ha Is That True" Jacob Asked
"Edward Whats Happening With Rose" I Changed The Subject
"Shes A …..Peacock" He Answered
"WHAT!" I Answered
I Ran Over Into View And Saw Rosalie Sitting On The Chair
She Hummed
But It Was True Rose Was Sitting There As A Beautiful Peacock.