For Queen and Coffee
I do not own Torchwood. If i did Ianto would still be here :D
I also do not own The Queen of england or any of her family.
This is my 1st attempt at a Torchwood fanfic :) hope its ok
Ianto Jones felt out of his depth.
He was sat in one of the Queen of England's sitting rooms waiting for Jack to finish his meeting.
Checking his suit again he stood to look at a picture on the wall.
"A lovely picture is it not Mr Jones?"
Ianto jumped around in surprise. "Your Majesty forgive me i never heard you enter" the Welshman said Shocked to find The Queen had entered the room so silently.
"Never mind that young man" the Monarch laughed "I learned to walk so silently when my children were young, Now would you like tea?"
Now Ianto hated tea. It held reminders of an unsavoury childhood and he refused to drink it no matter what. Even The Queen of England was not immune to the Archivists hatred of the beverage.
"Ma-am I would rather have coffee if i may"
"Coffee? Oh i remember something about your coffee making skills in your file." The Monarch replied smiling "I have always wished i could make a half decent cup"
Ianto grinned to himself. "Ma-am if you have a coffee machine i would be willing to give you a few pointers."
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Three hours later Captain Jack Harkness came out of a gruelling meeting with the heads of the Armed Forces, the Prime Minister and Prince Phillip and went to look for his boyfriend.
As he was escorted to the kitchens he heard a familiar Welsh voice call out "No Elizabeth you never do it like that. Try this way..."
Jack just laughed.