Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, or the movie.
Yeah, not too sure what happened, but I think fanfiction deleted this. Read and enjoy.
Optimus: OK, guys you remember the 2007 Transformers movie, right?
Cliffjumper: That piece of crap?
Blaster: I agree with Cliffjumper, that movie was utter crap. No question about it.
Jazz: Aww, you guys are only saying that because you weren't in it.
Inferno: How can you be so happy about it, you died in the end!
Jazz: At least I'm not complaining about it. There's always the chance that I might be brought back in the sequel.
Optimus: Okay, moving back to the subject…
Grimlock: Me grimlock lik acton 4t34ct3cc2t…8;ll7555555vv2xcv55555x
Wheeljack: Take your hand off the keyboard, Grimlock.
Arcee: I didn't like it very much. Why can't there be any girl transformers? Why is it always guys?
Hound: C'mon guys, it wasn't that bad.
Prowl: I put my name up for the sequel; don't know if it'll go through. I think at least several others put in their names…
Blaster: Prowl, what idiot would out his name in the sequel for that piece of crap?
Wheelie: Me.
Bluestreak: Me.
Ironhide: Who're you calling idiot?!!!! I was in the movie that you're back talking!!
Cosmos: Guys, break it up. We're here to talk about the movie, not yell at each other.
Bumblebee: I happened to like the movie. My favorite part was the one where we're all trying to squeeze into Sam's backyard and hide from his parents at the same time. I was stuck in the patio, Prime was halfway on the roof, Ratchet and Ironhide were on one side of the house, and Jazz was stuck right under the window!
Brawn: Ouch. It's a miracle that they didn't look down...
Sideswipe: LOL I loved that part! Sam's dad was fuuuuunnnnny!
Hotrod: ' Earthquake! Earthquake!' lol
Jazz: I never thought that trying to hide under a window would be so tough…
Skyfire: I still don't get what the part with the FBI was about…
Preceptor: The whole thing with hacking the network was ingenious, I thought. I didn't know the planet had such defenses. Do you think if I asked they would…
Bluestreak: I wouldn't go getting any ideas, Preceptor. After all, it's only a movie.
Sunstreaker: The action in the city was awesome, I thought. They must have used some pretty good computer images…
Hauler: Wait, did anyone else see the part where Starscream flies off into space? Where was he going?
Blaster: Off to hatch some circuit scrambled scheme, what else?!!
Override: What about Barracade? He was the only decepticon that didn't get a death scene.
Sideswipe: I'm just going to go out on a limb and say we have no idea where he is, right?
Optimus: Correct.
Tracks: Cue the ominous music
Wheelie: Hey Bumblebee
Bumblebee: Yeah?
Wheelie: At the end of the movie, what were the two humans doing on your car hood?
Bumblebee: Well, um, that was……. Oh look at the time; Gotta go! See you around!
-Bumblebee has signed off-
Bluestreak: o.o
Brawn: Well, that was awkward.
Wheelie: Do any of you know what they were doing?
-Brawn and Bluestreak have signed off-
Wheeljack: Wheelie, that wasn't…
Wheelie: What were they doing?
Wheeljack: Oh, gotta go.
-Wheeljack has signed off-
Cliffjumper: You tell him
Blaster: No, you
Wheelie: Tell who what?
-Cliffjumper and Blaster have signed off-
Arcee: That's it, I'm outta here. Later
-Arcee has signed off-
Erector: So, who's going to tell Wheelie?
Cosmos: Not me.
Wheelie: Tell me what? About the whole thing on the hood?
-Erector and Cosmos have signed off-
Wheelie: o.o
Hauler: Don't look at me.
-Hauler has signed off-
Hotrod: Bail time?
Hound: Bail time.
Hotrod: Now?
Hound: Now.
Seaspray: What?
-Hotrod and Hound have signed off-
Wheelie: Hey, Seaspray, what was…?
Seaspray: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU! INNOCENT! Oops…
Red Alert: o.o
Jazz: o.o
Skyfire: o.o
Sideswipe: What the slag was that?!
-Seaspray has signed off-
Inferno: Oookaayy… what just happened?
Ironhide: I don't think I want to know.
Wheelie: Hey, do either of you…?
Ironhide: NO.
Inferno: No way, jose. I don't know nothing.
Wheelie: But, what was…?
-Ironhide and Inferno have signed off-
-Springer has signed on-
Springer: Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late, I, whoa…
Mirage: Don't ask.
Wheelie: Hey, guys, do you know what Sam and his girlfriend were doing on top of Bumblebee at the end of the movie?
-Springer and Mirage have signed off-
Wheelie: What were they doing, Smokescreen?
Smokescreen: Oh, uh, um, they- oh look time for maintenance check.
-Smokescreen has signed off-
Wheelie: Ratchet, you were there, what were they doing?
Ratchet: Oh, sorry, internet connection is bad, gotta go do-something- non- IM- related.
-Ratchet has signed off-
Skyfire: Er, so, uh…
Wheelie: Hey Skyfire, do you know what they were doing?
Skyfire: I think Wheeljack's calling me.
-Skyfire has signed off-
Prowl: Gotta go.
-Prowl has signed off-
Overdrive: Wow, I think we're the only ones left.
Tracks: It's amazing how questions like that can empty a chat room.
Preceptor: Undoubtedly.
Sunstreaker: So, many of us are left?
Red Alert: I'm still here.
Jazz: Still here.
Sideswipe: Okay, RedAlert, Tracks, Sunstreaker, Preceptor, Overdrive, Jazz, me, Grimlock, Optimus, and -gulp-.
Wheelie: Hey do you guys know what-?
Overdrive: AUUUUUGHHHH!!!! IT BUUURRRRNNNSS!
Jazz: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Tracks: EVERY AUTOBOT FOR HIMSELF!!!
Preceptor: BACK! BACK!
Sunstreaker: I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!
Sideswipe:I REGRET NOTHING!!! Well, maybe breaking RedAlert's model…
Red Alert: HEY!! IT WAS YOU?!!! I WORKED FOR FIVE MONTHS ON THAT!!!!
Wheelie: Hey, Red Alert, what was-?
Red Alert: GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! BACK, CONTAMINATED ONE, BACK!!! I'M CLEAN!!! I'M CLEAN!!!!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock confused What so bad about little Autobot
Wheelie: All I want to know is…
-Preceptor, Jazz, RedAlert, Sunstreak, Sideswipe, Tracks, Overdrive, and Grimlock have all signed off-
-Optimus has shut down chat room-
Wheelie: Guys?
Hehe, still makes me laugh, that last part...
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